Who has a joke with more connotation, a little yellow,?

In the clinical class, the male teacher asked, "Which organ becomes 6-7 times larger when excited?" He ordered a girl.

The girl blushed and said, "I refuse!" The teacher ordered another boy, and the boy replied:

Pupil. Teacher: "Correct!

The time of the break in the middle of military training is always very short, only more than 10 seconds, a boy feels that the time is too short, so he painted his whole body into the color of the camouflage uniform during military training, one day he was going to the toilet, the whistle sounded, he ran out without mentioning his pants, in the team, the instructor asked him when he passed by: "Classmate, why do you carry a grenade with you?" ”

Connotative jokes: Jokes with deep meaning or ambiguity.

The number was stolen, and it was not fun.

Old bald donkey, Hugh and the poor road rob the teacher too!!

The little white rabbit got lost in the forest all the time and ran into the little black rabbit.

So I asked, "Brother Black Rabbit, how can I get out of the forest?" Xiaorong Black Rabbit replied, "Let my brother be happy, and my brother will tell you", so Little White Rabbit made Little Black Rabbit happy. So the little white rabbit walked and walked, but he got lost again, and met the little gray rabbit, so he asked the little gray rabbit, "Brother gray rabbit, how can I get out of the forest?"

The little gray rabbit replied, "Let my brother be happy, and my brother will tell you", so the little white rabbit made the little gray rabbit happy again. The little white rabbit finally arrived home and gave birth to a little rabbit, may I ask what color is the little rabbit born to the little white rabbit ———?

At this time, your girlfriend asks you, and you tell her, "Let my brother be happy, and my brother will tell you."

Words are not good, you are free to play.

When Xiao Ming was one year old, he called his grandfather for the first time, so his grandfather died. Not long after, he called his mother for the first time, and her mother died. Later, he called Dad, so the carpenter next door died.

。。A doctor from Tsinghua University pointed out that there was a bug in this joke, and when Xiao Ming called his grandfather, it should be Carpenter Wang's father who died.

A NTU student pointed out that Carpenter Wang's mother knew that it was not a bug

A ship was lost.

After the incident, one female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a desert island. A month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what had happened in the month was so disgusting. After another month, they decided to bury her because they thought what had happened in the month was so disgusting.

After another month, they decided to dig her up because they thought what had happened in the month was disgusting. Another month later, God resurrected the woman because he found what had happened in the past few months to be disgusting.

6 Truths of Life:

1.You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue.

2.All fools are trying to read the first truth when they try 3The first truth is a lie.

4.You're laughing because you're a fool too.

5.You'll be quick to send this message to other fools.

6.You'll also have a foolish smile on your face.

One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor, bleeding a lot and turning into a red bean; kept bleeding pus, and turned into soybeans again; The wound scarred and finally became a black bean.

Go to the rampant comics, there are many, many encyclopedias.

Haven't you seen Superman? When Superman is not in shape, he is called Clark

I was your elementary school classmate, do you remember me?

Which, I don't remember much".

The one who won the first prize in the city essay contest when he was in the third grade."

I don't have any impression: "When I was in the fifth grade, I won the provincial first prize in the Olympiad competition. ”

Still not impressed".

When I was in sixth grade, I lifted my teacher's skirt. ”

Oh! It's you! ”

Good evening!

A five-year-old boy asks his mother, what does it mean to get married on a trip? Mom said: It's a vacation when men and women just got married!

The boy asked: Then you and Dad have a wood to take me?

Mother: Bring it. You're with your dad when you go, you're with mom when you come back...

The same words are spoken from different mouths, and the effect is not the same. Zhao Benshan said that 1+1=2 and the primary school teacher said that 1+1=2 has a different effect. I can't pass on this joke you want through words.