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The sea is boundless and the sky is the shore, and the mountain is the peak.
I don't know how young I know the rivers and lakes, I sing all over the world, I don't know how many things are ahead, and I want to compare with the heavens.
There is nothing in the world, and mediocre people disturb themselves.
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Those who commit the power of China will be punished even if they are far away.
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1.Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money!
2.When I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, I'll hold on to the wall!
3.I was like a fly lying on a glass, with a bright future ahead of me, but I couldn't find a way out
4.Big brother, you know what? The second senior brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's.
5.If eating more fish can make people smarter, then you have to eat at least one pair of whale ......
6.When the water is clear, there are no fish, and if people are cheap, they are invincible.
7.Youth is like toilet paper, it looks like a lot, but it's not enough to use it
8.Pregnancy is like pregnancy, and it takes a long time for people to see it.
9.My friends, hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well
10.When a colleague goes to meet a customer, he may be nervous, and as soon as he speaks, he is: "Hello Mr. Liu, may I ask your surname?" "Khan
11.A female classmate was darker, her boyfriend was too white, and one day the queen who had a poisonous tongue in the dormitory suddenly said to her: "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras".
12.My wife has always regarded handsome guys and money as dung, and they have always looked at me like this.
13.Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
14.I'm not a casual person, I'm not a random person.
15.God said, Let there be light, and I said I was against it, and from then on there was darkness in the world.
16.I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Include this sentence and the first two sentences. That's all I said.
17.To be human is to be a person who hovers between cow A and cow C.
18.My big name is God, my little name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my Dharma name is Nyorai.
19.One cannot hang one tree to death, but to die several times in a few nearby trees.
20.If the tree does not have bark, it will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible.
21.The farmer's three punches hurt a little.
23.If you are not afraid of enemies like tigers, you are afraid of teammates like pigs.
24.Go your own way and let someone else take a taxi.
25.Mice carry knives and look for cats all over the streets.
26.As long as the kung fu is deep, the is also serious.
27.Who is the fastest in Chinese? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because Cao Cao Cao arrived.
28.As far as your thoughts go, you can roll me out.
29.Only when there is a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon".
30.Lovers eventually become family members.
31.Spring is coming, and a flock of geese is flying north, sometimes in a B-shape, and then in a T-shape.
32.In the fall is just lying down.
33.Tiger doesn't make a threat, you and I are hello kitty!
34.The donkey is the thought of coming and falling
34.Coaxing Heiwa has never been in the sun.
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The most ambitious words - swallowing mountains and rivers.
The most hypocritical words - insincere.
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