What are the lines of the two sketches of Zhao Benshan s Spring Festival Gala in 2011.

The lines of "Planet Meeting" that have been ** on the Internet are mainly the following parts:

Earth: It's here, the star boardroom!

Moon: Look at it the other way, it's the planet room. You don't know about this on your earth? Now those who play football still dare to hold meetings, and everyone is scared.

Earth: You know all about this?

Moon: I revolve around you every day, I don't know what's going on?

Dean: Just the two of you? What about other planets?

Earth: They're probably all on the road? Who are you?

Head of Department: I've been sent by the galaxy to give you a meeting, and I can't control the head of the department.

Earth: What's it?

Head of Department: I can't control the department.

Earth: What are you doing if you can't control it? Send someone who controls it.

The above lines, according to Yin Qi, except for the "uncontrollable system" that have been retained, the rest have been changed. However, the relationship between the characters and the feeling of being on the scene will be preserved. Yin Qi said, "In fact, there is a big difference between the script and the final performance of the sketch.

So how many words does it take to write a 20-minute sketch script? Yin Qi said that it is about the size of 5 pages of A4 paper, "mainly to watch the performances of the actors, because the success of comedy sketches is mostly due to the performers." As for whether the script will be temporarily changed if the script is **excessive**, Yin Qi is very mysterious about this, he said:

It's not impossible. Yin Qi said that if there is only one possibility to change the sketch, that is, after the original sketch rehearsal, it did not meet the expected "laughing fruit".

1. If there are difficulties, there are no difficulties to create difficulties.

2. Life, like a cup of two pots, don't worry about the ups and downs.

3. Eating is a small thing, and drinking is a big thing.

4. This is my husband, this is my mother.

5. Can I still board your broken ship with my old ticket?

6. I roughly divide the elderly into three types: emotional loss type, endocrine disorder type, and Alzheimer's type.

7. You definitely belong to the kind of person who has nothing to do.

8. Big head, thick neck, not a big guy.

9. I wondered, how can the gap between two people who live together be so big?

10. A leader without news is not called a leader, a celebrity without scandal is not a celebrity, it is difficult to be a person, it is difficult to be a woman, and it is difficult to be an old woman.

11. People ask for money when they sing, but he sings badly.

12. Egg-laying roosters, fighters among roosters, oh also!

13. You are so talented!

14. Lay your own eggs and let others say go!

15. This can be there, but this really doesn't.

16. People can't be too picky, do you know? How short is this life? As soon as the eyes are closed, the day passes; As soon as you close your eyes and don't open them, a lifetime will pass.