Can anyone tell me a few funny riddles, I ll coax my wife to play, thank you big brothers and sister

There was a little insect called my brother, and when he saw his wife, he got angry.

In fact, sometimes a woman is not really angry when she is angry Your attitude is very important after a quarrel If you are really angry and ignore her, then the matter is serious Tease her more Buy her a small gift Tell her a joke or something The contradiction must be resolved I wish LZ to make his wife happy as soon as possible.

Wife, I'm sorry, wife, I miss you so much.

Alas, helpless. Even if you understand this riddle, I'm afraid the result will still be the same - the addition of hydroxyl groups to the benzene ring is phenol, that is, "points".

The new substance that is produced is: phenol. It seems that it is still related to "points", is it sleeping in separate beds? Why sleep in separate beds? Pregnant? Or are you unlucky to mess with her.

The new substance that is produced is: phenol. It seems that I still have to "share" with you, and I have to review it.

It should be "pretending to be pure" - pretending to be alcohol.

For most female drivers, don't buy her too big a car, or a smaller one is more appropriate, too big a car in the case of reversing into the garage, narrow road sections and other situations they will panic, more likely to make mistakes, so female drivers like smaller cars.

Buy a Mercedes-Benz big g, don't talk about it if you don't have a net worth of tens of millions.

If you save enough 500,000 yuan in five years, you're good.

First of all, I personally think that this kind of riddle should be beautiful in style, rich in the realm of imaginary affection, upstairs is too patchwork, not good, especially the good woman came to Daimuqiao, can't guess. There is also the help of friends who come to receive and leave, love, and bad luck.

Wen Confucian scholar sword standing next to Liu.

Qiao Nu came to meet together, Jiao.

The small B spreads its wings between the ribs and flies.

The goose flies and the bird leaves one person behind, me.

Shun Xi Niu walked into the nest. Love.

People are married. You.

Friends, and finally sincerely hope that a lover will eventually become a family.

The quality of the writing is polite and does not leave the knife.

The woman went to the side of the bridge and threw the wood.

Wings are inserted between the small B costal space.

There are no birds to be seen on the shores of Swan Lake.

Helped by a friend at the end.

The ratio of Liren to Erli is high.

Mystery: Liu Jiaofei, I love you.

The scholar of Confucianism relied on the standing knife, Liu.

The good girl came to Daimuqiao. Tender.

Wings dance in the air and fly.

Goose to bird fly high to heaven, I.

Received and left friends to help each other, love.

People stand shoulder to shoulder all the way. You.

A new student came to a certain class.

One day, the teacher asked him, "How old are you?"

Student: May I ask the teacher how old I am?

Teacher: Your age.

Student: Oh, would the teacher want to know my age last year or this year's age?

Teacher: Nonsense, it's definitely this year's pull.

Student: Oh, does the teacher want me to tell you now or is he telling you after class?

Teacher: Now.

Student: Oh, do you want the teacher to say it out loud or quietly?

Teacher: Damn, do you say it or not! Don't fool me!

Student: Say, why does the teacher want to know how old I am?

Teacher: Can't I just ask?

Teacher: Khan died .........

Count the pull, count the pull, students, our topic today is to repeat the antonyms. The teacher says a word, you take a sentence, OK!

Teacher: The weather is very good today.

Student: Tomorrow the weather is bad.

Teacher: I ate fish heads yesterday.

Student: You eat turtle tome today

Teacher: Wrong.

Student: Correct.

Teacher: I said it was wrong.

Student: That's right.

Teacher: You idiot.

Student: I'm a genius.

Teacher: Stand up for me.

Student: I'll sit you down.

Teacher: Did you hear the teacher telling you to stand up?

Student: The teacher told me to sit down, and I heard me!

Teacher: You dare not listen to the teacher.

Student: I don't dare to listen to the teacher.

Teacher: Do you know what you just said?

Student: I know I didn't say anything right now?

Teacher: This classmate, I know you did it on purpose.

Student: Teacher, you know I didn't mean to.

Teacher: You're not big or small.

Student: I'm small and big.

Teacher: You don't study well at such a young age.

Student: I'm so old that I can't learn well.

Teacher: I don't want to talk about you.

Student: You want to talk about me again.

Teacher: Stop.

Student: I'll give you a step.

Teacher: I'm afraid of you, can you stop?

Student: I'm not afraid of you, can I continue?

Teacher: This concludes the antonym exercise.

Student: Synonym practice starts now.

Teacher: You're not done.

Student: I'm endless.

Teacher: You are not educated.

Student: I'm educated.

Teacher: Do you look like a cultured person?

Student: Am I not like an uneducated person?

Teacher: Depressed.

Student: Glad.

Teacher: I'm about to be by you.

Student: You're going to be by me.

Teacher: Can you not speak?

Student: Can I not shut up?

Teacher: Go on, I'm not going to take this lesson, I'll go.

Student: I'll stop, this lesson still has to be done, I'll do it.

Qingming Festival and Valentine's Day.

I suddenly found that Valentine's Day and Qingming Festival are actually the same, and I have to send flowers and food, and I have to say a lot of ghost words.

Ten mouths are hard to say, and the temple is ten, and it is not straight.

Friends come to make up for the loss of words, and people come to stand in other places.