What humorous words do you want to use in the next sentence to reply to the sister paper? 20

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1.A few years ago, a group of our classmates went to the field to catch the last bus home, at the station, a classmate suddenly anxious, so he went to the station toilet, after a long time he said: "Hey, just squatted, the light in the toilet went out, I thought it was voice-controlled, so I kept clapping my hands there, and found that it was still not lit

There's a bt in it, and I can't pull it out and clapping all the time.

2.The male manager who was at work called me to go to the office, and after I went, he asked: The world is so big, do you want to go out and see?

I hurriedly shook my head and said: I don't want to, I like to work in the company steadily! The manager said again

That's a pity.,I was going to let you go on a business trip with the boss's beautiful secretary for a few days.,In that case, I'll go in person.。。。

3.The young man sent a text message to his girlfriend: "Eight o'clock in the evening, meet BC."

Soon after, he received a reply from his girlfriend: "I really want to meet you, but I can't go back to BC." "Male:

Don't kiss the face, kiss the mouth......

4.My mother took out a piece of paper today and sat down solemnly to talk to me: "Son, this is the contract you signed with me.

Contract? What contract? "You promised to marry before twenty-six, and let me hold my grandson before twenty-eight, otherwise you will pay me all the tuition fees for your schooling, and cut off all subsidies.

Mom, when did I sign such a mentally retarded contract? "At the age of seven! ”

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will not return to their respective homes until the next day.

Summary. Hello, I will solve your doubts for you below, I hope it can help you.

You can say, "Doesn't that mean you won't reject me?"

I really hope I can help you, and I wish you happiness every day!

How to reply to this humorously, a paragraph sent to me by a girl.

Hello, I will solve your doubts about the Chinese New Year, I hope it can help you. You can say, "Doesn't that mean you won't reject me?" I really hope that I can help you, and I wish you happiness every day!

A little more. Then if I were Li Bai, would you choose to be Sister Yao? The one that will always sit on top of me.

When it comes to humorous fate, everyone knows that some people ask that you and I have no fate. How should I be, in addition, there are people who want to ask about the humorous sentence of fate, do you know what is going on? In fact, I will love you well and love you in the future.

If you have to say that there is no fate, it can only be said that you are fated and inseparable.

The doctor smiled at the patient: "You look much better than last time." ”

Yes, Dr. Fundamentals. This is thanks to your medicine bottle. "Look at fate and high emotional intelligence to reply.

How? "To open it, I twisted left and right. I was sweating profusely, and I couldn't open the medicine bottle. The god of fate replied.

If the other party is a girl, since it depends on fate, I think you are okay, thinking that everything will follow your fate, if it is suitable in the future, the two of you can be together. I didn't completely reject you, girls are all reserved, you have to have confidence in yourself, if you like it, just try your best to pursue it. You take the initiative to chase her, and the two of you should have results.

Then you tell him that you are destined, and you will definitely be able to become a couple. Don't be foolish.

You can reply like this: Your idea is very beautiful. If you have fate, you will naturally be together, so let it be.

1.Hmph, I didn't miss you.

A woman with high emotional intelligence will say "Hmph, I didn't miss you", but in fact it is just a joke, with a little sense of humor, saying this sentence will make a man feel a sense of loss sprout in his heart. It will make him want to continue to ask you why, so that you will have something to talk about next, and after not getting his question done, the two of them will start to be silent again.

It's going to be embarrassing, it's polite, it's humorous, and it's going to make men feel curious about a haughty and difficult woman like you.

2.Then guess I missed you.

When a girl says this, it actually means that I miss you too, but it doesn't sound too boring to say it, and saying this sentence will make men want to talk to you. Because he will guess whether you miss him or not, most of this is for the kind of girls who are more humorous, and girls with a little humor are generally more fun-loving.

I only think about how to make chatting more fun, so that a rhetorical question will make the boy more curious, and he will be more interested in this girl, because there is a desire to reduce. Being able to be in a class is the feeling of fate.

This sentence should be affectionate. Meet you. It's really my fate. I'm so happy!

It is very easy to know a person, as long as you go out of the house, you can know people anytime and anywhere, there is no fate, fate, that is a phrase that has nothing to say. The question you have is very simple, you and he "maybe".

The above is not related to saying that you and I have no fate. What should I do about the content, it's about saying that you and I don't have a fate. How do I share it. After reading how humorous fate, I hope this will help everyone!

1. If you don't appreciate the lazy attitude of girls, you can say, "I found that although you are lazy, you still have an advantage, that is, you are very self-aware." "A wave of self-deprecation will be much better than the belittlement on the surface, and although girls may not be happy to hear it, it can also be treated as a joke.

2. When a girl says that she is lazy in a self-deprecating tone, you must not cater to her, but tell her that you don't think she is lazy at all. (This is what we often say: sometimes girls like to joke with others, so they will choose to laugh at themselves, and if you really lose to Cong Sun).

3. Well, in addition to the shortcoming of laziness, you also have the ...... of being beautiful, gentle, generous, intelligent, empathetic, and enthusiasticMerit. (The advantages you listed about girls can cover the disadvantage of being lazy).

4. I know you're lazy, but that's not a reason for you to reject me, I'm willing to get used to you if you're lazy.

Reply to the girl with humorous words.

This can be said in these words, 1, Xiao Ming said to his father: "Dad, I'm so cold" Dad said: "Standing in the corner of the wall is not cold" Xiao Ming didn't understand, and asked: "Why" Dad said: "Because the corner of the wall is 90 degrees".

3. In class, the teacher asked the students to use "sad" to form sentences. Xiao Ming didn't think about it, so he stood up and said, "There is a small river in front of my house, I'm so sad!" ..."Teacher: I'm even sadder...

4, Xiao Ming walked and walked, and suddenly his feet were sore, why? Because he stepped on the lemon 5, the turtle was injured, and asked the snail to buy medicine. After 2 hours, the snail has not returned.

The turtle hurriedly scolded: If you don't come back, I'll die! At this time, the sound of a snail came from outside the door:

* Besides, Lao Tzu is not going.

5. The prince fell under the witch's magic and became mute, but he could say one word a year. So the prince did not say a word for five whole years. In the sixth year, the prince went to confess to the princess:

Princess, I love you! The princess said only one word, and the prince fainted. The princess said

What? 6. One day, the toothpick was walking and found that the shoelaces were open, so he bent down to tie the shoelaces, and then his waist broke.

7. Q: Where do users like to shut down the most? A: Ningbo Q: Why? Answer: "Sorry, the user you dialed is turned off".

8. There was a grenade, one day after eating, it cleaned its teeth, and suddenly found a thorn between the teeth, so it pulled it out vigorously, and the result was ......

9. One day, Happy Primary School was taking its final exam. Everyone was making the paper seriously, when the radio rang out: "Students, please pay attention, there are errors in the paper, please read the second sub-question of the 9th question on page 4:

Li Lei was walking at a speed of 5 kilometers per hour, at this time he walked 10 kilometers, how many hours did he take? Please change Li Lei to Han Meimei. Thank you. ”

I don't believe it, you come to me at night.

That's a fairy daughter, she must be good-looking.