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Listen to a joke There is a beautiful woman who gets off the night shift and is followed by a lecherous man, and the beautiful woman is very scared, and she happens to pass by a cemetery, and the lascivious man is about to start, and the beautiful woman walks to a grave and says, "Daddy, open the door, I'm back." The frightened lecherous man ran away.
The beautiful woman laughed proudly at her cleverness, but before the laughter fell, an eerie voice came from the grave and said, "Girl, why have you forgotten to bring your key again?" Frightened, the beauty screamed and ran away.
At this time, a grave robber crawled out of the grave and said, "It affects my work and scares you to death". Suddenly found an old man in front of the tombstone, holding a chisel to carve the tombstone, so he asked curiously:
What are you doing"? The old man said angrily: "These unscrupulous descendants have carved my tombstone wrongly, so I have to change it myself."
When the tomb robbers heard this, they were so frightened that they ran away. Looking at the back of the tomb robber, the old man sneered: "Robbing business with Lao Tzu will scare you to death."
Accidentally, the chisel fell to the ground, and the old man was about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw a hand stretched out from the grass, and at the same time there was a cold voice: "Ah, dare to change the house number of my house." The old man was so frightened that he ran off the ground.
A scavenger crawled out of the grass, picked up a chisel on the ground, and exclaimed, "In these days, it takes so much effort to pick up a piece of rotten iron." ”
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Life is like an ocean of infinite changes, sometimes the waves are monstrous, sometimes the unremarkable, and sometimes the fish jump and the shrimp are tied. And when the ocean is turbulent, love is the most powerful lifebuoy, saving others from desperate situations and turning danger into danger.
Love is always everywhere and can be felt anytime and anywhere. However, the most caring thing in the world is my own mother, and my mother is such a mother.
My mom had to take care of me and my brother even though she had to work during the day and come home at night. My mom cared for us at all times: covering us at night, holding an umbrella for us on rainy days, and doing housework ...... for us at homeShe has always cared for everything about me.
Once, that day was one of my final exams. In the morning, before I left the house, my mother kept telling me: "You must be careful in the exam, don't be sloppy." ......Mom said this as she drove me to the intersection.
The final exam arrived in an instant, and I finished the paper in a short time. I stumbled upon a red envelope in my pocket. Oh, that's what my mom gave me, hoping I can make it on the exam.
I suddenly remembered what my mother told me in the morning: be careful in the exam and don't ......be sloppyRed envelopes, advice, all this is love. I must get good grades in the exam to my mother and repay her love.
That time, I kept rewriting and finally got a good grade.
Love is like a beacon in the darkness of the ocean, giving light to others; Caring is like a compass when you get lost in the ocean, giving hope to others; Caring is like a shelter in the ocean during storms, giving others a sense of security.
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