Joke long made up with country name

Every morning to brush Portugal, go to drink some Alaskan porridge, eat two eggs, and then go to climb Singapore, enjoy the Taiping Yang, if you are lucky, you can also check a falling pheasant, in the morning to turn over Japan and Melbourne, check Sweden, listen to the Mexican song, play Inner Mongolia, eat Russia at noon, plus non-legal ice, blow the Everest wind in the afternoon, bring a new West Basket, visit the Burmese store, buy some Congo, weigh some pears, tired Afghanistan at night, and have to go to an Elia class, but you can also visit Arabia on weekends and visit Aunt Harvia, You can have a good meal there, and finally remind: the day is already Lusalem, pay attention to wear more Simalayan shirts, and it is best to cover the blanket when you sleep at night, and you can do without a Kazakh blanket!

The landlord, the puppet is more unique, the country name is more, and the couple's share it!

Once upon a time there was an old man in Cambodia, named Saudi Arabia, one day he took his Mexico out to climb the mountains, when he climbed to Singapore, he saw a Rome with the Cape of Good Hope, scared out of Afghanistan, quickly ran to Nagoya, closed Macau, and accidentally knocked off a Portugal.

Hair! Why don't you say why don't they go to the double breasts and don't go to the gutter......Depressed

Why don't you go to San Francisco?

You can listen to the cross talk of Ma Ji and Tang Jiezhong, two old gentlemen-"New Map" (it seems to be called this!) It's all you want!!

Two ants were walking on the road when they suddenly saw a very large pear. Hit the name of a country Answer 1: Ant A:

Dao Huh, big pear? Answer 2: Ant B:

Shhh (Syria) Answer 3: Oh, big pear.

Australia) Answer 4: Ant B: "Hey, move."

Spain) Answer 5: Ant A: "I'll come!"

Brunei) Answer 6: Ant B: "Hug your family."

Bulgaria) Answer 7: Unable to hold it, Ant A came up with an idea: "Gnaw on pears."

Kenya) Answer 8: Ant B takes a bite and says, "Pears are not tender."

Lebanon) Answer 9: The ant beetle also took a bite and said, "Noodles."

Burma) Answer 10: Ant B took another bite and said, "A pear."

A11: When Ant A saw Ant B burrowing into the tail of a pear, he asked, "What are you a pear?"

Nigeria).

Once upon a time, there was an old man named Saudi Arabia, one day he took his Mexico out to climb the mountains, and when he climbed to Singapore, he saw a Rome with the Cape of Good Hope, scared out of Afghanistan, and quickly ran to Nagoya, closed the door of "Ye", and accidentally knocked off a Portugal.

In a history exam, students were asked to choose any 10 countries or regions and briefly describe them.

One student pointed out that Kai replied to Sun like this: Once upon a time there was a Cambodia and an Arab in it. One day, he took Mexico to climb the mountains, and when he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly came to Panama with the Cape of Good Hope on his head, scared out of Afghanistan, ran into Nagoya and hurriedly closed Yemen, and knocked out a Portugal.

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of willow wood, and Lao Zhang said: The door of my house is a wooden door!

Lao Li's door is made of plastic, Lao Li said: My door is a plastic door!

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of bricks, and Lao Wang said: The door of my house is a brick door!

Every morning after brushing Portugal, I went to drink some Alaskan porridge, ate two eggs, and then went to climb Singapore, enjoy the Taiping Yang, in the morning I turned over Japan, checked Sweden, listened to Mexican songs, played Inner Mongolia drums, ate Russian screws at noon, plus Philippine ice, and blew the Everest Mulama wind in the afternoon, brought a new western basket, visited the Burmese store, bought some Congo, weighed some pears, and was tired of Afghanistan at night, and had to go to the Ila class, but on weekends you can visit Arabia, visit Aunt Harvia, and eat a meal there in Washington, A final reminder:

It's Jerusalem, so wear more Himalayan shirts and put on a bakis blanket when you sleep at night!