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Once upon a time there was a blind man who was very conceited and traveled a lot alone. When he first flew to Texas, he happened to sit next to a local. The local spent a long time telling the blind man that in Texas, everything is bigger and better.

So when the blind man arrived at his destination --- a large resort hotel, he was very excited. The blind man was a little tired from the long journey, so he decided to drink some soda and eat a snack at the bar before going back to his room to pack his bags. The waitress served him a huge drink.

Wow, I've heard that in Texas, everything is bigger," the blind man said to the waitress. "That's what happened," the waitress said. The blind man finished eating the food and drank the drink.

Naturally, after such a large drink, the blind man's next stop is definitely to go to the toilet. He asked the waitress where the toilet was. The waitress told him to turn left first to the registration office, and the toilet was on the second door on the right-hand side.

The blind man reached the first door and continued down the hall. After a few steps, he tripped slightly, missed the second door, and walked to the third. Unaware that he had made the mistake of going to the swimming area, the blind man continued to walk forward and accidentally fell into the pool.

Suddenly, the blind man remembered that everything was bigger in Texas, so as soon as he heard the sound of water, he quickly shouted, "Don't flush!" Don't flush! ”

There is a self-sufficient blind man, who does a lot of solo travel. He was on his first visit to Texas and happened to sit next to a Texas flight. The Texans spent a lot of time telling him that everything was bigger and better Texas.

By the time, the blind man had arrived at his destination, a large resort hotel, and he was very excited in Texas.

After a long trip and wearing him a little, he decided to put on a little soda and a snack at the bar and went up to his room to bring this dress. When the waiter gave him to drink, it was in a huge cup. "Wow, I heard everything is bigger in Texas," he told her.

Yes," she said. The blind man eats a snack and finishes his wine. Drinking so much that it was only natural that his next stop was to go to the bathroom. He asked the waiter for directions. She told him to turn around and leave the registration and it would be the second door on the right.

He reached the first door and continued to walk down the hall. After climbing a few steps, he stumbled slightly and missed the second door and ended up completely at the third door instead. Not realizing that he had entered the swimming area, he walked forward and immediately fell into the pool.

Remember all he heard was Big Texas, and when he put his head above the water, he started shouting "Don't rush!" Don't blush! ”

Translation: I guess it's a bit unsmooth.

Zaron --- a special place.

Located in Heilongjiang Province in northern China, the Zhalong Nature Reserve is one of the most important wetlands in the world, providing food and shelter for wildlife and being the best habitat for some rare birds.

Many birds stay in Zhalong all year round, while some only make short stays, some birds are active during the day, so it is easy to see them, there are not many cranes in the world, 40% of them live in Zhalong anymore.

Wetlands are being reduced to more arable land and buildings, which leads to smaller and smaller living spaces for wildlife and the continued fishing of fishermen, resulting in birds not having enough to eat. Now that China has enacted relevant laws to stop this phenomenon in Zhalong and the Bird Watching Association will go to Zhalong every year to investigate and record changes in the species and number of birds. Every year there are a large number of tourists who come to Zhalong for bird watching, and we are now inviting them to help us, we need more people to count and depict the birds, and we hope this will help people understand the importance of wetlands.

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