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Anonymous users2024-02-12The circle of friends posted by my friend almost made me laugh out of the sound of a pig.
My mother urges me to find a girlfriend every day, it's really annoying, I can't help it, I handed her a Zhao Liying** and said, "This is my girlfriend." ”
She snatched the **, looked at it carefully for half a minute, frowned and said, "If you don't look for it, you won't look for it, why do you want to lie to me with the ** when I was young?" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-11If one day I disappear and you can't contact me, you can't find me, will you look for me? Even if only one person remembers me, even if it's just to ask, where did Yi Yang Qianxi's girlfriend go?
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Anonymous users2024-02-10To make a fortune and make a circle of friends, you have to send one every day.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09The moon doesn't sleep, you don't sleep, you're a bald girl.
If the moon doesn't sleep, you won't sleep, and the hospital is waiting for you to pay.
The moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep, and my hair falls so that my heart breaks.
If the moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep, I'm a little delicacy in the world.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08Ay! The wind is so strong that you walk and I catch a cold. Cover me for my medical bills!
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Anonymous users2024-02-07<> "Sand sculpture funny copywriting, funny women, funny men.
1.When I was studying, I encountered something I didn't understand: Forget it, I'm not that material.
If you don't understand how to surf the Internet, you have to open all the software and eat this melon.
2.I want to ask you one thing, that is, my predecessor borrowed a sum of money from me 7w, and now there is no evidence of mutual deletion on WeChat, just now the police asked me to open the online banking to show him, I accidentally clicked on the king, is anyone together?
3.My mom often said that I was a garbage dumper, so I especially liked to eat junk food because that's what makes me feel at home.
4.I think I'm pretty good at coaxing boys to sleep, and they say they're going to sleep.
5.I'm not in the fog this time, guess where I am, I'm in the pile of men.
6.The reason why I eat myself so round is so that I don't want to be looked down upon by others.
7.After living for so many years and getting up nearly 10,000 times, I still haven't been able to get used to this action.
8.How do I get your sack or sweet talk?
9.I'm not hungry when I eat.
10.I'm too easy to be serious, I shouldn't be in love, I should be sitting at the intersection and sticking tempered film.
11.Don't ask me to borrow money, everyone is the same age, if you don't have money, will I have it?
12.My dad drives a Ferrari, my mom drives a Porsche, I'm kidding.
13.Never quarrel with your parents, because when you can't win, you will only be scolded, and when you won, you will only be beaten.
14.Yesterday, I went to eat hot pot, and the more I ate, the more numb I became, and my mouth was numb. Later, he asked the waiter to ask what the state affair was, and the waiter saw that the hot pot was leaking.
15.When people can't hold back, they can't hold back.
16.We don't know each other very well, so you can just call me a beauty.
17.I was so angry in the morning that my chest hurt, and then I thought that I didn't have a chest, and my anger slowly disappeared.
18.You smoke on the balcony, you smoke half of it, the wind smokes half of it, you don't follow the wind to worry about the collapse of the cover, maybe the wind also has troubles, the more you think about it afterwards, the more angry you become, so you smoke the wind.
19.What time of the week do you have at work? We are until we die.
20.Don't say you're a single dog, the dog is dead at your age.
21.What is security? It was when I was about to be late for school that I met my classmates on the road.
22.I had insomnia because the landlord opponent poured me a cappuccino.
23.No, don't call me an otaku girl, please call me Marie Curie.
24.I see that these are no longer waves, and these loves can no longer hurt me. I've been killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years, and my heart is as cold as my knife.
I have also been sweeping the leaves in the Shaolin Temple for eight years, and my heart has long been as cold as the wind. I have been swimming in the Yangtze River for ten years, and my heart has long been as cold as water.
25.When I'm older, I don't dare to use a cute baby as an envy model avatar, for fear that others will think that I gave birth to it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-061.It's sad to want to eat it, but it's too big.
2.Don't expect anybody and don't want to be expected by anybody.
3.The most stable relationship is that it doesn't matter.
4.Turn all the cuteness into motivation for serious life.
5.Be the best of yourself and wait for him who is late.
6.I don't know what I'm waiting for, I just want to wait.
7.Please, life, be less inexplicably unhappy.
8.A stomach full of food will not be empty.
9.There are thousands of clothes, only the new ones are the best.
10.I really can't be happy without milk tea.
11.When you are disappointed, you still have to lie to yourself that there will be a way forward.
12.Hit ** to Peach Blossom and tell it to come early.
13.If you care about your weight, you're sorry for the food.
14.My mom is unhappy, the whole family is unhappy.
15.If you're unlucky, try your luck.
16.When you're unhappy, you're distracted by studying.
17.Excessive unhappiness and sadness can really make people ugly.
18.Iron beaten body Magnet hit the bed.
19.The small head contains a big dream of making a fortune.
20.All causes will have results, and the handsome brother will be mine.
21.Today's limited: I have all the sugar to ice.
22.Even if everything is not going well in life, you still have to keep yourself cute.
23.Let the bad mood of the day be cleared before bedtime.
24.Every day in a normal life without a clue.
25.Envy those who fall asleep as soon as they dip their pillows in.
26.Life is less and less like yourself, like your wife.
27.Only by living seriously can you find the candy that is hidden.
28.Give time time to let the past pass.
29.My interesting life is an uninteresting life.
30.Be your own little sun when unaccompanied.
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