What are the afterwords that can make people laugh to death?

The first is a hand wax grenade bomb to blow up the toilet, and the answer is to stir up fame.

Going to the toilet with a lantern - looking for (dead).

Fairy fart is extraordinary.

Zhang Fei pierced the needle, the big eye to the small eye.

Bamboo poles stretch out the chicken nest - trick-or-treatingBamboo pole bridge - sadTwisted lamp grass in penny - a heartThe bamboo basket hits the water net to block the wind - all failedPlaying with a big knife in the bamboo forest - you can't open the sceneThe phoenix in the bamboo cage - it is difficult to fly with wingsBamboo sieve to carry water - full of loopholes <>

Afterword is a special form of Chinese language. It is a special form of language created by the masses in the practice of life, and it is a short, funny, and vivid sentence.

The aftermath is composed of two parts: the first part plays the role of "introduction", like a riddle, and the latter part plays the role of "backline", like a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain linguistic environment, it is common to say the first half of the sentence, and "break" to the second half, you can understand and guess its original meaning, so it is called the rest of the language.

The Han civilization has a long history. The precipitation, tempering, and condensation of the vicissitudes of history have become a wonderful Chinese language art.

Among them, the afterword is known for its unique expressiveness. It gives people deep thought and enlightenment, and it has been passed down through the ages. It reflects the unique customs and traditions and national culture of the Chinese nation, tastes life, knows philosophy, and enhances wisdom. After the break, the meaning is generally profound, and a lot of wisdom is condensed in just one sentence.

Cao Cao killed people one by one.

A break that can make people laugh to death:1. Gathering of the Eight Immortals - God Chat;

2. Rats enter the hole - beating around the bush;

3. Scalding chicken in cold water - not pulling out a hair;

4. The barber teaches his apprentice - from the beginning;

5. The turtledove in the cage - I don't know the spring and autumn;

6. Deaf people wear headphones - deaf and deaf;

7. The deaf see the dumb - ignore it;

8. Braised cold duck - the meat is rotten and the mouth is not rotten;

9. The old man eats hemp candy - the longer he pulls, the longer he pulls, the longer he pulls;

10. Playing with a pen in the toilet - ugly (smelly) smell (text);

11. The dwarf rides a big horse - up and down dilemma;

12. Eggs touch stones - not self-sufficient;

13. Step on the watermelon peel - slide to **yes**;

14. Look at people in the cracks of the door - look at people flat;

15. Take off your pants and fart - this is an extra move;

16. Rowing against the wind and water - hard support;

17. Cutting tofu with a kitchen knife - light on both sides;

18. Wash your hands in the gutter - fake clean;

19, Qiaozhen meat buns beat dogs - there is no return;

20, Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows it;

21, Wang Ba eats rice cakes - iron-hearted;

22, the little monk chanting scriptures - with a mouth but without a heart;

23, ride a donkey to read the record book - change before - walk and see;

24, rolling filial piety and repentance thick dough pin blowing fire - I don't know anything;

25, monks and Taoists - wide management;

26, the pig's nose is inserted into the onion - pretending to be an elephant;

27, the turmoil in the pond - big deal;

28, cow poop insect moving - get out;

29. Running horses on the wall - brutes who don't look back.