Another way to say fat is humorous, what are some humorous sentences that ridicule fat?

1. The three major shortcomings of my body are: 1. Fat; 2. Fat; 3. I can't lose so much weight!

2. Fatty. Life is like a graduated cylinder, destined to be an estimated student.

3. The fat man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Heng.

or heavier than the Himalayas.

4. His face is round and big, he smiles, his eyes are narrowed into a line, the flesh on his face is piled up like an "oil ball", and the whole looks like a kind "Maitreya Buddha."

5. Don't look at me as a man, but the cup blows you up.

6, long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

7. Those who say I don't need to ** are all bad people.

8. With a slight smile, the eyes are gone, and the two pieces of flesh on the cheeks keep shaking up and down with the movement.

9. Let me **? Joke! Do you know how much money I spent on this figure?

10. If you don't have the determination to get fat, don't eat reluctantly.

11. For so many years, I have not found a washbasin larger than my face.

Fat humorous statement.

1. Those who say I don't need to ** are bad people.

2. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

3. My fat is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

4. Fat people can't beat others, they can't outrun others, so they are naturally good-tempered. Open-minded, open-minded, amiable, and elegant, all describe us as fat.

5. "A woman who can't control her figure will never be productive for the rest of her life." "—No, you see if I want to be fat, I can be fat, and if I want to be fat, I can be fat.

6. If you fall out of love, let yourself gain weight, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

7. The life of a fat man is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be estimated for a lifetime.

8. Fat women love to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

9. Those fierce women who dare to eat delicious must dare to face the fat body and the bright eyes of the masses.

10. Don't call others when they see someone else getting fat....Rough man!

11. The fat man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than the Himalayas.

12. Obesity is the pain of breathing, it flows back and forth in the blood, regretting not ** will hurt, hating not dieting will hurt, and it hurts the most if you want to be thin but not thin.

13. When fat people play basketball, they have one more defensive method than ordinary people: breast defense.

14. The most romantic thing I can think of is to slowly gain weight with you.

15. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly filled sausage, full of meat, tight and tight. Now, like a dried sausage, it has dried so much that it has no moisture, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

16. Many people understand "being generous" as "being a man with a big belly".

17. The three major shortcomings in my body are: first, fat; 2. Fat; 3. I can't lose so much weight!

18. The three major shortcomings in my body are: first, fat; 2. Fat; 3. I can't lose so much weight!

19. If time is a pig-killing knife, then obesity is a dragon-slaying knife!

20, chubby and meaty, it's about to spread out of oil.

1.My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic two kinds, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over Cattle people have every day, especially today.

2.I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: firstly, it makes me dirty, and secondly, it makes the pigs happy. The living conditions of modern people: go to work today, sleep yesterday, and spend tomorrow's money.

3.Suddenly I felt that I hadn't gained weight after eating so much meat, and I was so sorry for the dead piglets, chickens, and ducklings. Intestinal indigestion.

4.The most glorious moment of the apple was when it smashed on Newton's head!

5.Eat, I want, thin, I want, I can't have both, I have a go.

6.I only drink pure water and milk only pure milk, so I'm very simple. Funny sentences to describe people being fat.

7.I think it's good to hit **, every word said in this way is valuable.

8.Laughter is just an expression, it has nothing to do with happiness.

9.There may be several women who don't eat in the world, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous. It will be dark, people will change, and they will be divided and deceitful.

10.When a man meets a woman, there is no anniversary, no independence day.

11.If you want to get something that you never had, then you have to do something that you never did.

12.Iron roosters still have some rust left, you're a stainless steel rooster at all!

13.Everyone is born original, and sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

14.Don't say that other people have a sick brain, the premise of having a sick brain is that you must have a brain, but you don't even have a brain. The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, but why am I not a hero, and the beauty won't let me pass.

15.You say, you like me? Actually, I started with it, and I actually told you straight, I actually liked my own.

16.As soon as you go out, thousands of mountains and birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

17.It's over, you don't pay attention to me, I don't care about it.

18.If you don't eat enough, how can you have the strength**.

Another way to say fat is more humorous, the shoulders are big and the waist is round, the belly is round like a leather ball, the neck is about to become a double chin, the person does not come in, the stomach comes in first. Elephant legs, bucket waist, fat head and big ears. Or describe this person as strong, five big and three thick, and his appearance and weight are worrying.

Being overweight. These are humorous statements.

That is to say, you are "rich", that is, you are complimenting people for having a good sense of humor.

Another way to say fat, humorous ——— rich.

As follows:

01. Fat is open for business every day.

02. This is not meat, this is Dad's money and Mom's love.

03, fat is not my intention, it is a temper tantrum in my stomach.

04. Recently, it has been a lot rounder, and my cuteness has gained another ton.

05, God has given me many opportunities to get fat, and I have seized them all.

06, look down at your own flesh, it's really gentle that can't be shaken off.

07, good-looking collarbones.

It's the same, and it's funny to have a bouncing belly.

08. I admit that I have had plastic surgery, my belly is bulging, and I have a double chin.

It was cut, and the legs were filled with fat.

I've always had a lot of money, and I've spent it all on myself!

1.Okay: "If you get fatter, you can sign up for the beauty pageant."

2.You can "haha, store more fat, and if you have a hard day, take it out and use it again." ”3.

Yes, it feels like a balloon has been inflated lately. ”4.Yes:

Haha, there have been too many food festivals recently, and even the nose has been led. ”

I'm fat, and my belly is full of knowledge. Or I'm so cute that it swells.

I'm fat to make you look thin.

My body is too thin to accommodate my rare and interesting soul in a thousand years.

yes, so I'm a little more important to you.

Then you can say what about being fat, I think it's good to be fat, anyway, the wind won't blow away.

1.I must have been a popular beauty in the Tang Dynasty;

2.Anyway, decades later, they are still square dancing together;

3.This is because a thin body cannot accommodate a great soul;

4.According to the principle of thermal expansion and cold contraction, I call it hot;

5.A woman like myself, can she not hold down her beauty without a little weight?

6.I'm just fat and playing, and I'm afraid that I will lose weight and attract attention.

7.In life, you should eat and drink, no matter how fat or thin you are, the ashes will be the same weight after a hundred years, is there a need for comparison?

8.Hey, there's no way, if you're fat, you're fat, I want to be as thin as a monkey, but the economic strength doesn't allow it.

9.This is called a person with a wide heart and a fat body, and no scheming, is like this, how can you be like you, who calculates this and that every day, how can you have time to grow meat?

10.I care about the world, ten thousand people are in my heart, and it is difficult to eat so much without getting fat.

11.The good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand, and I want to be different from others.

M: Haha, so I have more weight in your hearts.

F: If you want to praise me for being plump, just say it, why are you so tactful?