The host s lines are funny and the merchandise is sponsored

Today's Christmas Ball welcomes everyone in the audience. That's fine.

Dear drop gentlemen

Good evening Landy, this is the end of our festival, welcome to the number of yards to watch. Bi Bian. (The opening line of a joke.) ）

Xing Zhutou praised the Yihong Mansion next door (this name is not like a restaurant), Xing Zhutou: People invited *** chefs;

Hostess: We invited the chef of the Yellow Crane Tower.

Xing Zhutou glanced at the proprietress and the proprietress said: Hehe, washing dishes is also a serious craft! ps: Li Dazui used to wash dishes in the Yellow Crane Tower)

Xing Zhutou: People's wine is authentic daughter red (I can't remember exactly) Boss lady: Our wine is self-blending**, by the way, the water is not on the top! ~1

Xing Zhutou: People invited a famous big bowl to sing**

Boss: We also have lotus flowers here, (shouting) Millet, come to a section, Millet (beggar outside the door): I'm eating, I'm not free! ~

What you are watching now is a program hosted by xx, in fact, I am very envious of everyone, you can see the program hosted by such a good year. First of all, let's play a game: raise your left hand (note that Lao Sen is only the left hand), then raise your right hand, yes, and then clap hard with both hands, okay Thank you for applauding me.

Folks. I want to kill you guys.

According to the actual situation, the situation on the spot, feel free to play

Humorous host speech opening remarks.

1. This is the world of men, this is the paradise of women, this is the paradise of dreams, here is... Place name) people's favorite place to come; Let strange friends no longer be strangers, and make familiar friends more familiar.

Let's capture the flying heart, let us sway the moving colors, let us exude infinite enthusiasm, let us sing the most beautiful melody! Turn a new page, open a new scene, and appear on the stage of the new century with a new attitude! No psalm will be richer than you, no melody will be more wonderful than you, in our joyful world, forever rippling with your laughter and applause!

Your song, my song, his song, we all have a song in common! That is the song of spring, the song of love, the song of love for life, the song of our hearts at that time! Dear friends, please listen to our true love song together!

2 Salute and bow to the girls, I wish you all younger and younger, more and more beautiful, longer and more like Maggie Cheung, if you don't have confidence in yourself, you have to be like Gong Li at the very least, I wish you all to work together in the new day and new century to earn the RMB of those stinky men next to you.

3. Walk through the tunnel of time and space, enter the palace of art, condense the essence of song and dance, and swim in the ocean of joy! There is no best, just better. There is no excellence, only transcendence.

There is no place that cannot be reached, only places that have not yet been reached. There is no show that can't be staged, only good shows that haven't been staged yet).

4) Good weather, good weather, good work, good family, good fortune in business, good luck in playing mahjong, I wish the girls will always be young and immortal, I wish the single boys can get the object, I wish our friendship is like the Great Wall of China, and applause is good?

5. Enjoy the entertainment line, feel the popular new fashion, no boundaries, complete self-space, see the world's major events, talk about the years of life, listen to the mountains and rivers, sing heroic war songs, here you can feel the exciting whirlwind and dream of a moment, the heavenly spirit treasure, attract guests from all over the world, the lucky stars shine high, smile to welcome the God of Wealth in all directions, the times are constantly developing, the society is constantly progressing, let us pass through the tunnel of time and space, build a bridge of friendship, listen, Touching melody, sense, good life, dance, 10,000 styles, enjoy, **charm, **create, punch out, wonderful romance, now open! Friends at the scene applauded and encouraged.

Don't be jealous, jealousy is admitting that you are not good enough for others, and then asking, "Do you understand?" After the audience reacted, "I don't understand, you understand? ”

People say I look like "whoever", don't you think? Don't you think my ears look like his glasses and my eyes look like her nose?

My friends all over the world say I'm handsome, but I only have three friends.

Actually, we're only two years old, you're 17, I'm 36.

You're right? (Ask your partner, when he doesn't arrive in time, you say) Thank you for your advice.

What you can't say, you can say...

When a guy performs, you pretend to play tricks on her and say, "I'm sorry that 'Little New York' can't be here today, the one that just came on stage."

I really don't know who came from. ”

Playing partner) Can I ask you a question, (partner said: yes) I've already asked (the question is 'Can I ask you a question?').

At the end of the photoshoot, some people have a double chin, and you tell him) it's okay to have a double chin, you just turn around and look north for the camera.

At the beginning) my name is Xiao Luo, Xiao Luo's little when I was young, and Luo is Xiao Luo's Luo.

Too much. This. There are sample essays for professional lines online. Very humorous and funny.

Two carats of eight hearts and eight arrows cost more than 200,000 yuan, and our eight hearts and eight arrows only cost 998 yuan, 998 yuan! There are only 39 of them."

I swear 100% South African real diamonds. 100% Swiss movement, I believe I say **, our** will definitely be blown up! Guess how much?

It only costs 2980 yuan, oh, right 2980 yuan! There are only 66 men's and women's watches in total, and if you miss it, then I congratulate you, you can't buy it

As long as it is 998, the broken price is 998, and you will not have a product less than 1,000 yuan when you go to a Bofen store anywhere in the world, and the broken price is 998!!

The singing and dancing are too bland, we are three and a half sentences, and the four beauties are standing on the stage, which is good-looking (eye-catching).

Rui Xue Piao Piao welcomes the New Year, first to you a New Year's greetings, I bow to everyone, give money!

There has been a lot of news in the past year, and the four of us will talk about what is going on.

Communist Party members are extraordinary, advanced education is a new chapter, advancing with the times to build harmony and exemplary.

The roof of the world built a railway, set a new world record, and conquered the three major problems.

Shenzhou No. 6 breaks the sky and dares to teach Shenzhou to be proud of the sky! Junlong Haisheng space tour, hero.

You have long eyebrows, you should go to the outskirts of your home = =