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Anonymous users2024-02-111: Money. Most of the male students in the computer department are poor, so let's calculate their expenses; 4000 yuan for computers, 2000 yuan for mobile phones, 500 yuan for ***.
The monthly Internet fee is 50 yuan, the car fare is 30 yuan, the electricity fee is 20 yuan, the mobile phone fee is 100 yuan, the clothes are 100 yuan, the entertainment fee is 100 yuan, the petty fee is 100 yuan, and the meal fee is 300 yuan, totaling 800 yuan. The monthly living expenses are calculated at 1,000 yuan, and the remaining 200 yuan cannot meet the vanity and "shopping expenses" of modern girls.
2: Time. Male students in the computer department take the computer as a companion all day, and can use 2 4 of the time for Legend, Warcraft, Journey and other games, 1 4 time for watching mm films on the health 863 network 2008 health ** competition web page, using the voting space seat for mm to get addicted, and the remaining 1 4 time for going to the toilet and eating!
I didn't have time to spend with my girlfriend, and even if I had a girlfriend, I ran away.
3: Physiognomy. Most of the items used by the computer department are high-radiation and are more harmful to people. The face is full of acne and pimples, like the ravines of the Loess Plateau. The "poverty" of physiognomy makes the beauties retreat. Male computer science students are called the "difficult" generation!
4: Romantic. Most of the male students in the computer science department are realists, and they do not have love items such as roses and chocolates, nor do they have vows such as "love you for 10,000 years" and "love you until the sea is dry".
There is no action of "jumping on the willow tops and meeting after dusk", in the eyes of girls, boys in the computer department don't understand romance at all.
5: Idealism. Computer science boys have too much contact with the Internet, and they are too demanding on their intended person, hoping that their girlfriend will have the appearance of Venus, the smile of Mona Lisa, the wisdom of Athena, and the figure of Diao Chan!
This woman is only in heaven, and she has to "see" a few times in the world!
6: Personnel ratio. The ratio of men and women in computer science is imbalanced, and the number of male students is several times that of female students.
The building near the water gets the moon first, and there is no "building" how to get the "moon". As the saying goes: "Pull out the big man in the squirt", there is no "smelter", let alone "big man".
Computer girls let the boys do it!
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Anonymous users2024-02-10The computer man's girlfriend is a computer, and then find another one that is called splitting legs.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Who said that a computer man can't find a girlfriend.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08The computer is your wife, you are the closest to the computer... Would my girlfriend want such a person?
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Don't be in a hurry to find a partner, you may have it when you're not in a hurry.
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Anonymous users2024-02-0699 is not like you, 1 is trying to find a boyfriend
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