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Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law.
There are eighty-eight bamboos in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law, and eighty-eight starlings want to go to the eighty-eight bamboos in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law to spend the night.
The eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law did not allow eighty-eight starlings to spend the night on the eighty-eight bamboos, and the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law sent eighty-eight gold bows and silver bullets.
Hand to shoot eighty-eight starlings, and eighty-eight starlings are not allowed to go to the eighty-eight bamboos in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law to spend the night.
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Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins.
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1 Woman: What is your greatest wish right now?
A man was sad and indignant: Go one step further!
A certain woman was confused: What?
A certain man continued to be sad and indignant: I must accompany your depth!
Woman: Die! 2 The customer rushed in and went straight to the front desk: "Miss, bring me a Moscow chicken wrap." ”
Me: "I'm sorry, we only have Mexico and old Beijing." ”
Customer: "....Then I want Moscow. ”
Me: ......3 A middle-aged woman came and ordered: "Give me a McDonald's." ”
Me: "I'm sorry, we're KFC." ”
Woman: "Oh! Then give me a KFC. ”
Me: Speechless, I turned around and left, I really don't know how to tell her ......4 A customer walks up to the front desk.
Customer: "Give me a small bowl." "
Me: "Huh? ”
When the customer pointed to the menu, I realized that it was a sundae.
Me: "Sundae, what do you want?" ”
Customer: "Apple's." ”
Me: "Huh? Sorry for never selling apples. ”
Customer: "What's that green one?" ”
Me: "Oh, that's aloe vera." ”
Customer: "Aloe vera? Isn't that a flower? Can I eat it? ”
Me: "Yes! ”
Customer: "Forget it, I never eat blindly." I want a coffee-flavored one. ”
Me: (dazed) "I'm sorry, I've never sold coffee." ”
Customer: "What's that black?" ”
Me: "That's chocolate." ”
Customer: "Forget it, the chocolate is too sweet, I want the red one." It's strawberry. ”
Me: (Super excited, guess right.) "Yes, how many do you want?" ”
Customer: "One, but I don't eat sesame seeds, you pick out all the strawberry seeds for me." ”
Me: ......@ $% 5 An old lady came in and said very kindly, "Girl, bring me a pound of chicken wings." ”
6 "I want two field hamburgers, one without meat and the other with two slices of meat......”
7 One child came in at a time and said, "Give me 20 packets of ketchup." ”
I said, "Kid, we can't give you so much, why do you want so much?" ”
He said, "My mom said to make me cherry meat in the evening. ”
8 "Have a torch. ”
Yes? "It's the kind you hold in your hand. ”
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In fact, every girl has something cute about it. As long as the cute side is expressed, it is cute overall. If you look at it purely from the outside, playful hair accessories and lace on clothes are all cute elements.
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Not only in appearance, I think people like cheerful, sunny people, not only to show inner beauty, after all, a person's inner is still very important, everyone likes such a girl.
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will occasionally sell cute; A little grumpy; will make innocuous jokes; temperamental; Cold; Those who love to read; sporty; Dumbfounded; Princess-type; Royal sister type;。。 All girls are cute, just be yourself.
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...Long sweet bite. Will be coquettish. It should be counted.
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Long cute, goofy, reserved.
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Angel wings
The melody of the heart
The sea blue song is melodious
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Destroy your goddess and be your woman
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This seems to belong to personal privacy!
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屻尒尒"of the happy reverie.
Lollipops in the cherry blossom rain.
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Bracelet, で memory.
Stained with Blank°
Waves bloom one by one
Not enough, strong.
In the afterlife, I will still think of it
Please be quiet and forget me.
I'm talking about it
Infatuation is fragile.
It is better to have a shortage than to overdo it.
It is difficult to recover when covered with water.
The aftermath is not gone.
Cocoon self-restraint.
The summer is warm.
Floating like a dream.
Drunk and dreaming of death.
Xiao San is like the astringency of smoke.
No one understands my pain.
The bitter cigarette roll.
Residual knots. 呮嫒岵哋尒媿。
Sunshine, girl
Good and good-looking QQ name.
Good friends are just friends.
Passing by.
Our years are like water.
Simply dripping understood.
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You have to ask the person who gave you the resource.
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Only those who give you resources know.
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This anime you can go. Look at station b.
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If you have a round face, you can puff up your mouth and be cute.
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Selling cuteness is natural, not pretentious, ......
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First of all, I don't know how you understand the concept of selling cute.。。。
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Are you going to adopt my approach?
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First of all, do you have big eyes?
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Hello! According to what you said, my face is very fleshy, how can I make my face less fleshy, it is recommended to improve it with diet and exercise.
It is recommended that you pay attention to avoid excessive intake of high sugar and high fat, and you can also do exercise, such as running, etc., but you must have a lot of exercise and stick to it.
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Hiromeran. Shunsuke. Butterfly dogs. They are all very cute, very popular and very intelligent dogs. Prices range from 800 to 1500
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Teddy, Pomeranian, Bichon and VIP are more common small dogs, and they are also intelligent.
Easy to train **Floating large hundreds to tens of thousands It is recommended not to buy it online.
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Butterfly dogs, Chihuahuas, fawn dogs, dachshunds, teddy dogs, and bichons are all available.
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Bichon is cute, but you have to have time to groom Bichon, pluck your ears, and if you are troublesome, raise a teddy, a VIP, a Hiromi or something. These dogs are small dogs and medium-sized dogs, you search for ** on the Internet, super cute, especially Bichon!
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As long as you can see it yourself! Raising a dog depends on fate!
The dog you're talking about is skewered.
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Threesome, there must be my teacher.