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Anonymous users2024-02-12Playing outside with my girlfriend, it was late, I couldn't help but have some other thoughts in my heart, walked across the railway bridge, saw a train coming from a distance, and asked her tentatively, "There is a train, let's count the number of train sections, if it's an odd number, I'll send you home, if it's an even number, let's go to the hotel?" Yes! She agreed, this is a refusal and a welcome!
Here's your chance! I watched excitedly as the train approached, ready to count them randomly. Then, only a lonely locomotive drove by.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11My colleague was injured and hospitalized, and several of us went to visit together, and the weather was good, so we pushed our wheelchair and took our colleague out to bask in the sun. My colleague is an optimistic person and said to us: It's not just a small injury, it's okay, see me in a wheelchair to give you a drift ......Right now, we're all waiting at the door of the intensive care unit.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10I just got my driver's license, I turned off the fire five times from the company to my home, and the last time, I couldn't start the car, and I was in a hurry, and I saw an uncle angrily patting my car window, and then patiently taught me to start the car. Under the patiently guidance of the uncle, he finally started the car, and was about to thank him, but he was lying on the ground with his legs in front of the car, shouting, ouch, the leg is broken, you pay.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09The little niece lowered her head and didn't speak, we thought that the little niece had realized her mistake, but who knew that she looked up and said, "Because the teacher deducted 66 points from me." Logical thinking is not an ordinary person!
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Anonymous users2024-02-08I was in a bad mood today, and I was sitting in the outpatient clinic, and a patient came to see a doctor, and after reading it, he asked me, why does the doctor see that you are in a bad mood? I said that I felt that I had no status at home, and my daughter-in-law gave me a lecture in the morning on the grounds that she was in a bad mood. The patient went up and shook my hand and said, "Brother, my daughter-in-law will give you a reason, your status is not high?"
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Anonymous users2024-02-07I was just picking up my ticket at the train station, and I heard an uncle wearing a gold necklace say in the back: "What's the use of studying, college students don't have to work for me." I smiled and changed the language of the ticket machine to English after taking the ticket
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Anonymous users2024-02-06When I went to pick up the courier, my friend asked: Uncle, do I have two couriers? The courier said: I'm not old! I'm only 18! My friend mistakenly replied: Oh sister! I'm already laughing and pumping on the side!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Yesterday after dinner, I urinated with an apple in my mouth, heard my wife scream, and a promise to put an apple in the urinal, but the apple could not be flushed down and could only be fished out, and the 7-year-old son just saw me fishing, and actually ran to tell the whole family: I saw my father washing apples with toilet water! It's horrible!
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Wow wife, you're so beautiful today, but you're a little ugly when you look in the mirror
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