What are some humorous and funny phrases about drinking

1. The east wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of who is drinking today;

2. The guests have to get drunk when they drink, or the host will be ashamed;

3. When people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink;

4. I can't drink, and I have no future;

5, the road is uneven and roars, if you don't drink, who drinks;

6. When I left home and went back, I asked the lady to accompany me with this cup;

7. Small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic and not a husband;

8, the white emperor of the court, between the clouds, half a catty, eight or two idle;

9, show her skills in dangerous places, my sister drinks a glass of Song River wine for my brother;

10. Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, and it is okay to drink one less glass;

11. To let the guests drink well, they must drink it first;

12. It's raining and the ground is dry, and the cup just now can't be counted;

13. Feelings are not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are deep or not, then you are not afraid of hanging needles;

14. Those who can drink one or two drink two taels, such friends are bold enough; Those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such a friend party cultivates; will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; will drink a pound and drink a bucket, and will be promoted to vice president; If you can drink a barrel and drink a vat, the director of the distillery will let you be;

15. The style of wine is the style, and the bottle of wine is the level.

Drunk sigh Hu Bingyan.

Drunk dreams and deaths day by day, regardless of the difficulties of his wife and children.

wasted time and lost her mind, and her mother-in-law sighed and cried.

I plan to get drunk with a crazy picture, sing about wine, strong music is still tasteless, and I will not regret it when my clothes and belts are gradually widened, and I will be haggard for Yi.

Singing and crazy after drinking, don't think about idle things in front of the door, still think that the head of the small household wakes up first, and he can't live in the drunken country for a long time.

The wine cup must be full, and the flowers and branches will fall one after another, Mo Yan is young at thirty, and three points at the age of 100 is already one point.

No wonder I haven't drunk recently, but I got drunk a few times because of a towel, who would have thought that he would be a crazy drinker in his life, and now he has become a sad person for drinking.

An urn of fragrant mash is newly inserted, the two-bearded little prostitute is thin and can praise, the orchestra is getting better and more Protestant, although Luo Qi is poor and exempt from foreign demand.

I really love you, I closed my eyes, thinking I could forget, but the tears that flowed didn't deceive me.

Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your badness, we will never say goodbye.

I drank to drown the pain, but the damn pain learned to swim.

The ashes are all over the world, the dragon head is invited to drink stars, and the golden groove pipa is night squirrel.

1. It's raining and the ground is dry, and the cup just now can't be counted;

2. Sky blue, sea blue, cup by cup down.

3. When I came, my wife explained, drinking less and eating more.

4. On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops into the soil, dry three glasses of wine in a row, do you say bitter or not?

5. I can't drink, and I have no future.

6. When the road is uneven, you don't drink who drinks;

7, show her skills in dangerous places, my sister drinks a glass of Song River wine for my brother;

8. Men don't drink alcohol, and they walk in vain; As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

9. When people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink;

10. To let the guests drink well, you must drink it yourself.

That's all for what to say about drinking humor.

01 1, it's raining and the ground is dry, and the cup just now can't be counted.

2. The world is drunk and sober, and they have to wait for them again.

3. Generally don't drink alcohol, don't drink ordinary wine, drinking is not ordinary.

4. Feelings are thick, and you can't drink enough.

5. I drink, fight, and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, you only wear one piece of clothing, and no one will feel distressed if you have nothing to do.

6. Wine is the magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

7. Ladies and leaders clink glasses: the leaders are on top and I am below, and you can say a few.

8. When I leave home and go back to my boss, I will ask the lady to accompany me for this cup.

9. Leading cadres don't drink, and they don't have any friends.

10. The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of who is drinking today.

11. I don't like to drink with people who don't know how to drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk, and what kind of expression he will look like when he wakes up.

12. I want to cry tears in my eyes, I want to smile and the corners of my mouth can't move, I just want to use alcohol to numb all my thoughts.

13. I'd rather have a rotten hole in the stomach than an emotional crack.

14. The amount of wine is the guts, the style of the wine is the style, the wine virtue is the quality, and the wine bottle is the level.

15. Drinking tea is a person's habit, and drinking is the state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is quiet contemplation, and drinking is indulgence.

16. I won't drink anymore from now on, if you see me drinking, I won't say it!

17. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse, and don't be responsible.

18. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person's world is wonderful.

19. The style of wine is the style, and the bottle of wine is the level.

20. Only drink drinks, leaders don't.

21. If the guest drinks alcohol, he must be drunk, or the host will be ashamed.

22. I can't drink, and I have no future.

23. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it first!

24. The greatest sorrow is: I am happy with the things in the cup, but I am sorry for my ignorance.

25. Half a catty is not a drink, a catty is against the wall, and I don't go.

26. Every time you know that there are thousands of glasses of wine, you can drink as much as you want, and if you can't drink it, run away.

27, the white emperor of the court, between the clouds, half a catty, eight or two, waiting for leisure.

28. People can't walk without wine in the rivers and lakes, and how can people not drink high in the rivers and lakes.

29. Spicy wine is shabu-shabu, and beer is used as tea.