What is the crab rich to go sideways?

Question: What is the crab rich to go sideways?

Shanglian: Crabs have money to go sideways;

Downlink: Pothos has no intention of pretending to be faceless.

Uplink: The crab has tongs to walk the sideways, and the bottom link: The hen has no crown and hangs her head.

Uplink: Crabs have money to go sideways, and downlink: Yellow croaker is thin and slippery.

Shanglian: Crabs have money to go sideways;

Downlink: Dragonfly rogue noise new lotus.

Crabs have the money to walk sideways, and kites fly into the sky without wings.

Crab crossing the street - rampant and domineering.

The afterwords about crabs are:

1. Crabs drag their shells into the hole - block their own way; Stuff your own way 2, crabs on the tank wall - can't climb.

3. Crabs on the wall - sigh and fall.

4. Crabs come ashore - rampant everywhere.

5. The crab enters the hole - it can't be turned around.

6. Crabs climb bamboo poles - see you during the festival.

7. Crabs crawling fish baskets - they can get in, but they can't get out.

8. Crabs climb into the basket - they can get in, but they can't get out.

9. The crab crawls into the oil pot - the rampant is over.

10. Crabs climb onto the road - rampant and domineering.

Multi-input method (multi-Chinese character and graphic symbol input method) input levl Typing the word "crab" is seen: [crab crossing the street rampant (climbing) road], and [crab crossing the river seven hands and eight feet]; [Crab pulls the cart to make the cross]; [Crabs eat sorghum and climb up along the stalks]; [The crab has just been shelled and the meat is tender]; [Crab sandwich peas with rolling and climbing].

Crab crossing the street - rampant and domineering.

This is a brain teaser based on something that happened not long ago. Homophony is utilized.

Not long ago, a man was cheated out of hundreds of thousands. He found out when he was first deceived by tens of thousands, but he didn't call the police because he wanted to see how the other party could deceive him... was ridiculed by the majority of netizens as: Being rich is so capricious!

So, rich, capricious, and on fire. And so the joke came from!

The crab walks sideways.

It's because there's money.

So it's very capricious.

That's a good analogy.

It also makes sense.

Uplink: I am rampant crab legs.

Downlink: Straight to the high-speed rail line on all sides.

Shanglian: I rampant crab legs (岀lian).

Downlink: Drag away penguin feet for life (Oriental wood pair).

Problem] I am rampant crab legs". Seek the next link.

Three-point domineering lobster claw.

I am rampant with crab feet, and I hide my body for half my life.

Uplink: Looking for crabs in August.

Downlink: Dog days catch frogs.

The upper link is, looking for crabs in August, and the lower link is, looking for the magpie bridge on the night of Qixi Festival.

The upper link is, looking for crabs in August, and the lower link is, the fourth grade net butterfly.

Uplink: Looking for crabs in August.

Downlink: Looking for mandarin ducks in a lifetime.

Uplink: Looking for crabs in August.

Downlink: Chrysanthemums are appreciated during the Double Ninth Festival.

Horizontal batch: festival activities.

Uplink: Looking for crabs in August.

Downlink: Looking for mandarin ducks in the four seasons.

looking for crabs in August;

Wait for your beloved wife in half a day.

Uplink: Looking for crabs in August.

Downlink: Nine days in the chrysanthemum fragrance.

The sentence is. looking for crabs in August;

Occasional test pairs. Dog days to pick watermelons.

looking for crabs in August;

Nine days to find the phoenix.

Uplink: Looking for crabs in August, downlink: Having a baby in a year.

It's called - Henglu Jiner - Niu Qun Feng Gong's cross talk "I Am the Director".

The cow herd said: There are two children, the elder brother is called Henglu Jinyi, and the younger brother is called Henglu Jinyi.

Feng Gong said: These are two stupid boys! ～

Yang Zhenhua's cross talk "playing chess". It's an old joke.

As far as I know, there are two cross-path two in cross talk:

The first is Yang Zhenhua's cross talk "Playing Chess".

Look at you like this, it's like a horizontal path two."

The second is the cross talk of Feng Gong "I am the director".

It's said that the herd has led a **, the elder brother is called horizontal path one, and the younger brother is called horizontal path two.

"I Am a Director" or "Playing Chess".

Fish have a head, a cow has a tail, a head has a tail, a crab has no intestines, a snake has no feet, no intestines and no feet.

Fish have a head, a cow has a tail, a head has a tail.

Crab multi-clawed snake multi-clawed multi-clawed.

Snake legless crab has no hands, no feet, no hands.

The road has a beginning, the road has an end, and there is a beginning and an end.

Crabs are rampant, snakes are overbearing, and they are overbearing.

Because crabs have tongs, the homonym of tongs money, there is an Internet buzzword: rich, is willful, so crabs go sideways.

Because he has two big pincers and is overbearing, the crab walks sideways.

Because crabs are fatter, if you let the crab go straight, he will fall on his heels!

Q: Why do cats eat mice?

Why do crabs walk sideways?

Why is the river bent?

This is what my GF asked me and my answer is:

1。Cats can't swim to catch fish, so they have to catch mice to eat.

2。Because if the crab walks straight, it can easily stumble over its legs.

3.Because when the river hits the mountain, he doesn't dig his own tunnel.

The crab was rampant, and one day when he got drunk, he staggered and slowly walked sideways.

You can't change it when you wake up after you hit something.

Because people say that it is rampant and domineering, it is rampant and domineering.

The reason why the crab "walks" horizontally is because it has no wings and cannot "fly" horizontally

Because if the crab walks straight, it can easily stumble over its legs.

Its feet are born next to it, so go so fast, or it gets drunk, and the crab crab walks to the side.

Because the mother of the crab walks sideways, it also walks sideways, and it is genetics that are at work.

It's in a hurry to go on appointments.

To get back to business: it's going to cross the street, go across the street, call"Horizontal"Cross the street, so it goes sideways.

Crabs love to drink. When drunk, he is overbearing.

Because the legs are long horizontally, I can only walk horizontally!!

The crab is too benzene, if it will walk vertically, it will leave early, waiting for you to ask? You should be willing!

The reason why the crab "walks" horizontally is because it has no wings and cannot "fly" horizontally, right?

You said it's not conventional, right?

Don't argue, I made the crab go sideways.

It should be a crab that is rampant and domineering (strike), so it can only go sideways.

Walking sideways is it easy to bump into things, and friction occurs, so that it can use its pair of large pliers to calm the dispute.

So walking sideways is to sharpen the pliers more.

It wants to be domineering, and it can only be domineering when it is rampant.