What kind of man is called a greasy uncle? What are the characteristics?

Personally, I think the characteristics of a middle-aged greasy uncle are like this:

1. Obesity.

Obesity is almost one of the most striking characteristics of a greasy uncle. The "oil" of the greasy uncle should come from the fat flowing oil! Obesity is caused by high work pressure and lack of exercise; The other part has a good appetite, never picky eaters, and eats whatever they encounter, so it causes this obesity.

But greasy uncles are the kind of people who are big and rarely care, this is the so-called wide heart and fat body!

Second, laziness,ProcrastinationSevere.

Because of his obesity, the greasy uncle always feels a beat slower than others in his actions. Initially, it was thought to be due to weight loss. However, in the long run, a habit of procrastination develops.

In fact, this habit has nothing to do with weight, but has a lot to do with laziness. Therefore, only by being diligent, exercising more, and acting in advance can we avoid the emergence of procrastination.

Third, the work efficiency is low.

This kind of person is basically stable in all aspects of middle age, although he is not rich, but he is basically passable, but the greasy uncle at this age likes to be content with the status quo and does not seek progress. Since there is no overly ambitious pursuit, it seems that everything can be done as long as it is passable, so it is easy to have a lack of motivation, which eventually leads to low work efficiency.

Fourth, it is not hygienic and very sloppy.

Another obvious characteristic of the greasy uncle is that he doesn't like to pay attention to hygiene, and he feels that his body is always oily, but as a greasy uncle, he always feels that he is very good and clean. I always feel that everything doesn't matter at this age, so it doesn't matter if I feel sloppy.

5. Hair thinning.

Thinning hair is almost a major feature of many middle-aged people, and being a middle-aged greasy uncle is no exception. Even so, although the greasy uncle is a little entangled in his heart, he knows that he can't change it at will, even if everything goes naturally.

Summary: It's the former that adds up, the oily head, the fat body, the big belly of the basketball, the small eyes, and the eyes, which look obscene and greasy.

Men are called greasy uncles: There are already men over the age of 40 who are often referred to in life as greasy uncles. Features:

often does not shave his beard, and his face is full of oil; With a big round belly, very obese; Hair is very thin, and some have a receding hairline or are bald.

Men around 40 years old, first, don't shave, second, dress casually, third, unkempt, fourth, don't pay attention to personal image, fifth, a little fat.

1. Pot-bellied, bald, oily, uncontrolled body management, eating and drinking;

2. The hair is like withered grass, and the hair is messy, like a "chicken nest";

3. Yellow smoke stains on the teeth, unknown liquids on clothes and plate knots on hair;

4. Keep long nails, there is black ash in the nails, or the entire nail cover is yellow, which does not look very hygienic;

5. Flamboyant tongue, frivolous speech, blowing cowhide, and teasing the women present in a smooth tone;

6. There are always one or two nose hairs exposed, which is easy to give people a sloppy feeling and look a little unkempt;

8. The hair began to show the Mediterranean style, until the moment they put on the wig, it turned into a little fresh meat again;

1. Big belly.

2. Wear all kinds of skewers.

3. Wear Tang monks' robes and other similar clothing.

4. Recite a poem at a meeting and start crying.

5. Grow long hair or beard anywhere on the head and face.

6. Soak red dates and wolfberries in a thermos cup.

7. Hang a bunch of keys on the belt.

8. The car is sprayed with signs such as "National Geographic", "Off-road E Family" and "Small National Flag".

9. The nose hair is exposed in a clump.

10. Keep long nails.

11. Drink tea and drink tea, and insist on talking about tea culture.

12. The bracelet is put on the car gear.

13. The neckline of the T-shirt is up.

14. Speak urgently, foaming at the corners of your mouth.

15. When I am at home, I like to wear autumn pants as house pants.

16. There is always Pu'er tea hidden at home and boasting.

17. I love to listen to grassland songs and Wang Feng.

18. There is a large gold chain around the neck.

19. Suit with white socks.

20. The mobile phone is covered with a protective holster that is turned on left and right.

Twenty characteristics of a greasy uncle:1. There is foam at the corner of the mouth when speaking.

2. The neckline of the T-shirt is upright.

3. The bracelet is hung on the gear of the car.

4. The gloves of the mobile phone are leather gloves that are turned left and right.

5. Suit with white socks.

6. Hang a thick gold chain around your neck.

7. I like to listen to grassland songs and Wang Feng.

8. I have Pu'er tea in my house and brag about my Pu'er tea.

9. I like to wear autumn pants as home pants.

10. When drinking tea, I like to talk about tea culture.

11. How long are the nails?

12. The nose hair is so long that the nose is exposed.

13. Big belly.

Generally speaking, the boy is in very bad shape, and he is relatively old, so he is more social, and then it is uncomfortable to look at.

It's just very sticky, a lot of words, always love to set almost, especially for girls, don't understand the respect.

1. Greasy temperamentA boy's greasy temperament refers to a boy standing there giving people a greasy image, such as unkempt, unshaven beard, dirty clothes, ......In short, it gives people an image that looks greasy. 2. Fat and greasy appearance Some boys look fat, but their speech and appearance look not only not greasy but also quite cute, while some men look thin, but their speech and demeanor will always reveal an indescribable greasy feeling. Some boys are very young, but they still give people a very greasy feeling; Some of the boys are older, but they are fun to talk and do.

Therefore, oiliness is never determined by the appearance of fat and thinness and age group. 3. "Greasy" in language: When a girl says that a boy is greasy, it means that a boy is greasy in his words. Some boys make meat jokes regardless of the occasion or the object of the conversation, tell pornographic jokes, whether others like to listen to it or not, regardless of the occasion, as long as they are happy, once the atmosphere will be embarrassing but they don't know it.

I think it's mostly a little bit colored.

1. Big belly.

2. Wear all kinds of skewers.

3. Wear Tang monks' robes and other similar clothing.

4. Recite a poem at a meeting and start crying.

5. Grow long hair or beard anywhere on the head and face.

6. Soak red dates and wolfberries in a thermos cup.

7. Hang a bunch of keys on the belt.

8. The car is sprayed with signs such as "National Geographic", "Off-road E Family" and "Small National Flag" 9, and the nose hair is exposed in a handful.

10. Keep long nails.

11. Drink tea and drink tea, and insist on talking about tea culture.

12. The bracelet is put on the car gear.

13. The neckline of the T-shirt is up.

14. Speak urgently, foaming at the corners of your mouth.

15. When I am at home, I like to wear autumn pants as house pants.

16. There is always Pu'er tea hidden at home and boasting.

17. I love to listen to grassland songs and Wang Feng.

18. There is a large gold chain around the neck.

19. Suit with white socks.

20. The mobile phone is covered with a protective holster that is turned on left and right.

21. Open and close the mouth health culture.

22. My wife wears whatever clothes she buys.

23. It may be that you seem to have bad breath when you smoke or drink.

1. There is foam at the corner of the mouth when speaking.

2. The neckline of the T-shirt is upright.

3. The bracelet is hung on the gear of the car.

4. The gloves of the mobile phone are leather gloves that are turned left and right.

5. Suit with white socks.

6. Hang a thick gold chain around your neck.

7. I like to listen to grassland songs and Wang Feng.

8. I have Pu'er tea in my house and brag about my Pu'er tea.

9. I like to wear autumn pants as home pants.

10. When drinking tea, I like to talk about tea culture.

11. How long are the nails?

12. The nose hair is so long that the nose is exposed.

13. Big belly.

14. The car is sprayed with the National Geographic, small national flags and other signs.

15. The inside of the thermos cup is soaked with red dates and wolfberries.

16. The head or face is full of long hair or beard.

17. I like to recite poetry at parties, and then I was moved to tears.

18. I like to wear Tang monks' robes and other clothes.

19. There are all kinds of strings on the body.

20. There is a bunch of keys hanging on the belt.

Features of the greasy uncle 1, a mouthful of big yellow teeth 2, with a large gold chain 3 small watches 4 wearing floral pants 5 wearing flip-flops.

6. There is mud in the fingernails 7. Keep long nails 8 Don't wash your face 9 Don't brush your teeth 10Don't get a haircut 11 Clasp your teeth with your hands 12 Pick your nose 13 Take a small mirror every day 14 Smoke 15 Drink 16 Sleep and snoring 17 Grind your teeth 18 Talk and brag 19 Love to listen to the radio 20 Don't wash your feet.

I think all of the above are the characteristics of a greasy uncle. As long as the above accounts for 7 points, it should be a greasy uncle, I think the greasy uncle should first buy an electric toothbrush, then clean his toothbrush, then tidy up his hygiene every day, and finally drink less, smoke less and play less cards. Be a healthy version of yourself.

"Greasy uncle" is particularly "out of the circle" during this time

So what is a "greasy uncle"?

The explanation given by the encyclopedia is:

"Sophisticated and sleek" in the oil cavity

Raunchy, sloppy middle-aged man".

is also unrestrained in language, oily and slippery, and even explicit and vulgar, and often has boring jokes on his lips, which often embarrass his friends.

The temperament is more obscene, the eyes are erratic, and the smile is not smiling, giving people a very obscene feeling.

does not consider the feelings of others at all, there is a feeling that the domineering president has been played, and he has an expression of "everything has to listen to me".

The appearance is a little strong (most of the men are in size), they can't take off their shirts at every turn to show off their muscles, and even the skin color is too wheat or too dark, plus sweaty.

Maybe you think it's handsome, but girls think emmmmm....

Let's take stock of the 10 characteristics of greasy uncles and see how many of them you have hit.

The oil cavity is smooth, and the eyes are erratic (commonly known as: thief eyebrows and mouse eyes).

He speaks loudly and has white bubbles at the corners of his mouth.

Thick gold chains or Buddhist bead chains are hung on the neck and wrists.

How long the nails are, and the nose hair is so long that the nose is exposed.

Sloppy and greasy long hair or long beard.

I like to drink alcohol (the difference is wine tasting), and I talk nonsense after drinking too much.

I like to brag about myself or talk about my life story many times.

Squinting and smiling. Educate others as a teacher to achieve the purpose of self-affirmation.

Not doing things above board enough.

Of course, Brother Jian will not "only thunder and no rain".

The following is also prepared for you to get rid of some jujube balance.

Greasy uncle" image method.

The hairstyle is crisp and neat.

A good image is inseparable from the hairstyle, after all, it is an era of looking at the face, the hairstyle is very important for a person's temperament, and choosing the right hairstyle will greatly improve the mental outlook of the whole person.

Learn how to take care of your skin. If you choose the right hairstyle, but your face is shiny and your face is covered with acne, then the first impression of the stool will definitely be greatly reduced, so daily skin care is also very important.

Learn to match. In addition to the natural appearance, the more important thing is to wear, a good match can give people a better impression, try to avoid tights and leggings, and choose a clean and neat casual style is also the top priority.

Exercise fitness. Beer belly can be said to be the standard for middle-aged men now, and in today's fast-paced life, all men must take care of work and family, insisting on fitness is not only the management of their body, but more importantly, it can release pressure and make their mentality younger.

In short, you want to get rid of "greasy", maintain a high moral standard, be generous, and not be greedy for small profits and small profits. Maintain demeanor, clothing, appearance, etc

The inner mental state should be decent and tidy. If you can do all this, let alone middle age, you won't be greasy even when you enter old age!