What are some limericks that make women happy?

Makes the girl happy and slips away:

1. There is a kind of person who sees that he is enthusiastic and heroic towards you, and if he is not careful, he will be fooled and washed his head.

2. Lively but people look at people, anxious but people and others, uncomfortable but people think of people, cruel but people hurt people, insidious but people count people, depressed but popular people, shame but people play people, embarrassed but people begging people, angry but people than people, warm but people help people, moved but people hurt people, and reproduce but people and people.

4. Ordinary people, food is the sky, and Chadi culture is not simple. Hunan cuisine has a history of thousands of years, and it is delicious and varied.

5. Early in the morning, the monk plays with the mobile phone.

6. Speak softly and have a smaller temper; Smile a little, mouth a little sweeter; Do more things, have fewer reasons; Act faster and be more efficient; The brain is a little more active, and the belly is a little bigger.

7. I am born to be useful, and the son of a mouse will make a hole.

8, you are my favorite, you are my joy, you often rely on me, but I give you a tie, let me pull from time to time, you often eat leftovers, and even let me kick often, my dog is so well-behaved.

9. Diligence and thrift are the foundation of wealth, and faith is the foundation of business.

10. The sky is blue, the fog is vast, where is the road ahead? The love is deep, the rain is cloudy, and it is all in words.

11. The rooster crows, the duck crows, and everyone picks it up.

12. The sky is blue, the earth is blue, and the maple leaves are a little frosty. Majestic, high-spirited, sassy and heroic.

13. One eats it, one sleeps it, one scolds it, laughs at it, one leaves, one dies, and one buries it.

1. Limericks that make girls laugh 1, your smile is really like good weather, and my mood has become clearer. 2. Your smile is like a magic box, and good things will happen when you open it. 3. Your smile makes my heart as sweet as honey.

4. Your smile is like the sunshine in winter, which makes me feel warm. 5. I would like to be a happy bird and fly to you. 6. I would like to be a happy little fish and swim into your heart.

2. Limericks that make girls laugh 7, you laugh like good weather, and my mood also becomes clearer. 8. Your smile is like a magic box.

Interesting limerick poems: Tang Zhang's "Snow Poems", Tang Li Bai's "Yellow Crane Tower", Song Ouyang Xiu's "Riddle Poems", Song Su Shi's "Washing Poems", and Ming Zhu Yuanzhang's "Early Dynasty Fu Male Pheasant".

1, Don Zhang oiled "Snow Poems".

The river is general, and the well is black hole.

The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen.

Translation: When the snow falls, the sky and the earth are white, but there is a black hole at the mouth of the well, and the black dog is covered with snow and becomes a white dog, and the white dog is covered with white snow, as if it is bloated.

2, Tang Li Bai "Yellow Crane Tower".

smashed the Yellow Crane Tower with one punch and kicked over the Parrot Island.

There is a scene in front of him, and Cui Hao's inscription poem is above.

Translation: Li Bai came to the Yellow Crane Tower and wanted to write a poem while he was drinking, but after he read "The Yellow Crane Tower" written by Cui Hao, he broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that fortunately he didn't write it, otherwise he might make a fool of himself.

3, Song Ouyang Xiu's "Guessing Poems".

The heavy rain was blowing on the wet wall, and Zhuge had no plan to find Zhang Liang.

Guan Gong ran away from the red rabbit horse, and Liu Bei went to the battlefield with a knife.

Translation: The rain fell heavily, and the walls were wet by the wind; Zhuge Liang had no choice but to find Zhang Liang to find a way. Guan Yunchang's red rabbit horse accidentally ran away, and Liu Bei picked up his big knife and rushed to the battlefield.

4, Song Su Shi "Washing Poems".

Everyone has adopted a son to be smart, and I have been mistaken by being smart all my life.

I hope that the child will be foolish and reckless, and there will be no disaster and no difficulty to the minister.

Translation: Everyone who raises children wants their children to be smart, but I am mistaken for being smart because I am smart. I just hope that my children are a little stupid and reckless, as long as they are safe and sound.

5, Ming Zhu Yuanzhang "Early Dynasty Fu Male Pheasant".

The rooster crows and pouts, and the rooster crows twice and pouts twice.

Three calls call out the Fusang Day, sweeping away the remnant stars and the dawn moon.

Translation: The rooster crows and pouts, and the rooster crows twice and pouts twice. After the rooster crows, the remnants of the moon gradually fade and are replaced by the rising sun, which shines on the earth.

1. If you are not happy, I will give you care, if you feel unhappy, I will give you care, if you are not happy, I will give you care, if you are really in trouble, then I will turn off the phone...

2. A: What does postdoc mean? B: You don't know that? It's the doctor's wife! A: Why? B: Because the emperor's wife is called the queen, the king's wife is called the queen, and the doctor's wife is of course called the postdoctor!

3. There are two people who have been in love with each other for many years, but they have never been able to be together, and one day, they are finally together, and they are. ceilings and floors.

4. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife is coming, she said she wants to kiss you in **." Boss: "You collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later." “

5. Women's view of mate selection: handsome guys are valuable, middle-aged prices are higher, if there is a rich man, both can be thrown. The leftover woman's view of mate selection: the house and car stand aside, lose the watermelon and pick up sesame seeds, the market ** price drops, what you say you can do!

6. Xiao Zhang took a large bottle of urine for testing. Assays showed "no abnormalities". Xiao Wang went home and announced: My girlfriend and I don't have diabetes, neither do my parents, nor do my grandfather, and everyone is in good health.

Long distance, long line, long time, long thoughts, long days, long wishes, every time I send you around, I wish: I am happy to give birth to you, not only today, but every day and every year.

Wife, wife, I love you. It's like puppies love to attack. Wife, wife, I love you like a mouse loves rice.

Poetry poetry poetry. Modern vernacular poetry.

It's smooth and good-sounding.

Easy to remember.

Dogs dogs. Good to go with the master.

The porridge and rice are tasteless.

Sausages are palatable.

River, river, river. Waves in rows.

Wave head flowers.

Whoever is low will help.

Cat cat cat. Meow meow meow.

Good to catch mice.

Jing Antu sleeps.

Road road road. The small road leads to the big road.

Where the road is heading.

Gather more in a concentrated manner.

Think about it. Think for yourself.

Think of yourself.

Society is better.

Rationale. Small and big reason.

Nothing is reasonable.

Reason is in the world.

Money, money, money. Money is everything.

The less money, the more expensive.

The more money, the cheaper.