Run for student council president at the beginning of a humorous speech you need to add to show you

The speeches just now were so good, I was moved.

But why should I come up? That's because:

Hitler was eloquent and unleashed World War II.

Mussolini was eloquent, he dragged Italy into the abyss.

Stalin's speech captured the hearts of the people, and the audience was rolling.

I was born as a farmer, and I ran for president of the student union.

I'm the future vice president of the student union.**Don't be afraid of losing face.。。 That's what I said) Although I don't have the face of the moon and the flowers, but my confidence is enough to close the moon and the flowers, although I don't have the appearance of a sinking fish and a wild goose, but my determination can definitely sink the fish and fall the goose. (Actually, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman).

Don't look at me (the judges like to hear that.) But the work is definitely not ambiguous. I do things wholeheartedly, stick a knife in both ribs, think twice before acting, grind steadily, all kinds of things, six relatives do not recognize, throw self-interest out of the clouds, try to be perfect, in the end, do you find that there are two missing?

That's right! Xiaosheng is up and down in his heart, hoping to believe that I vote for me, and if I don't believe that I vote, I will believe it after I vote, no matter what, I will be indomitable, thank you very much, and finally wish you all the best.

ps: Don't look for it on the Internet, write it yourself. During the campaign, there were several guys who read the same draft. It's humiliating

Think to yourself, but I can teach you a few things: 1. Be humorous. 2. Self-created. If you do that, you're creative.

The trusting eyes of my teachers and classmates gave me the courage to step onto this podium

It is my wish to participate in the work of the student union so that my social activity ability can be improved through hard work. If my classmates are willing to believe that my desire is strong, I feel satisfied.

I'm certainly not the most socially active, but I'm probably the best organizer or service provider of all my classmates who are enthusiastic about student union work.

I work hard, but I may be better in the activities of the student union, but my efforts will definitely make our student union very good, so that the cohesion of the student union can be best displayed.

It may always be my dream to become an excellent person, but I believe that it is never a dream to make all my classmates better with my efforts!

I don't think I'm competing for a position, I'm fighting for an opportunity to work hard, a platform to do something for others.

I'll admit that I may not be the best candidate, but I'm confident that I'm the one who is willing to give my best.

If you give me this platform, I will give you back my satisfaction.

If this is not me, you can believe that my desire to work hard will remain with me until I succeed.

"Hello everyone! Hello classmates" (5 second pause) – why am I speaking Mandarin here, because I only speak Mandarin (or: because I don't speak English--- because some of my classmates are not interested in English)".

Okay, in order not to delay too much of the precious time of my classmates - maybe some of my classmates' time is not very precious, but I better start as soon as possible, because I feel that a considerable number of my classmates' eyelids are no longer able to hold up, and I know that these students are very supportive, right?! (pauses for 5 seconds) because no matter what I'm saying here, they've already guessed it, just like some celebrities want to do it, their fans already know it perfectly, don't they?! (Is this sentence in the same tone as above, louder) - pause ---

Start with serious words, you should back up the lecture script by yourself, how to do a good job in the student union, so that students are no longer monotonous because of the monotony of reading)--

Be careful not to be too long, it will be boring, just be vivid when you say it.

Basically, I have said everything I can do for the time being, and if there is anything I need to do in the future, I will be happy to serve you! If you think I can do it (louder), please applaud ,-- thank you!!

Generally, students will run for election, so it's best not to use jokes, and it's better to tell something real than anything.

I'll always be a fan of yours.