Winter is coming humorous sentences without clothes

A girl's wardrobe is always missing a set of clothes. For example: You are fat, and you can't wear it at all when you bought it last year, and this problem can be solved by drinking Mu Wanqing.

It's cold and I lack a boyfriend to buy clothes.

It's cold, you have to add a coat, lack of clothes this month is not good, eat dirt and want to get rich, or live a good life for the New Year and make curly hair!

It's cold and you don't even want to go out, in fact, the main reason is that you will always lack a piece of clothing in your closet, think about it, or stay at home.

I feel like I'm missing any clothes...It's so cold that I just want to wear it messily, how can I maintain temperature and demeanor at the same time? It's a conundrum.

What kind of clothes look the best? I don't have clothes. What kind of clothes are the ugliest? The clothes I bought. It was cold and I was short of clothes.

There are too many clothes missing in the closet, and you have to work hard to move bricks.

It's cold, and I always feel like I'm missing a new piece of clothing.

I'm so short of clothes, why is it cold! Have you ever considered a slum girl?!

As for me, there are street lights when it's dark, umbrellas when it's raining, and clothes to wear when it's cold.

The humor of the cold weather and clothes is said:

1. The weather is changeable, greetings are sent by text messages, cold weather and clothing, go out to prevent the cold, get up early and go to bed early, be in good spirits, exercise a lot, friends bless in the heart, happiness and happiness will not change!

2. It's cold, socks are good, you have to wear more clothes, don't freeze my world.

3. It's cold, don't send me a message to add clothes, if you really love me, please send the money to my Alipay, and you can only add clothes when you have money.

4. Spring goes to autumn, flowers bloom and fall, cold comes and summer, and the weather becomes cooler. The four seasons are reincarnated, may you still be healthy! It's cold, so add clothes!

5. My care is coming as promised, my blessings are uninvited, you don't want to be annoyed and don't be noisy, your care is indispensable, it's cold, remember to add clothes, I wish you health and happiness!

6. Stop the busy footsteps, soothe the tired muscles and bones, inhale fresh air, turn around the circle of happiness, warm the cold weather, and send you a care: go out in cold weather and wear more clothes.

7. I don't want to say much to you, just one sentence, very simple words but contain a very simple and humble truth, and very concise words reveal very sincere concern. It's cold, add clothes and say goodbye, don't catch a cold!

8. When it's cold, remember to add more clothes to those who like me and those who don't like me, and wear more clothes if you don't like me.

9. When it's cold, I want to wear more clothes, when it's windy, I want to bring a mask, when it's snowing, I want to bring an umbrella, when I pick up my mobile phone, I want to send you a message, and I want to keep warm in winter, health is the most important thing.

10. Winter is coming, and it's cold. Everyone should pay attention to keeping warm. Dig out old clothes and take them out and wear them. Although it is said to be old, I still like it. At least it's still warm when you put it on.