Circle of friends: funny and interesting to talk about in a word, attractive to say

1.Why are you nearsighted? In order to look down on the world, so I blurred my eyes.

2.My circle of friends, half showing affection, half sad, mixed with a few strong micro-businessmen.

3.Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

4.It's boring, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also go around.

5.The ending, which is different from what you think, is called life, and what you think is the same as that is called a fairy tale.

6.You must remember those who chat with you until late at night, it is because of them that you stay up late and cause the dark circles to be so heavy** so bad.

7.In fact, if you do a good job of shamelessness, it is called a strong psychological quality.

8.I didn't say I hated you, but if you have ** on your body and I happen to have water in my hands, I'll drink it in front of you.

9.What does it mean to never give up? It's probably about being 10,000 times a day, but still not quitting.

10.It's not high or cold, it just depends on how familiar you are with me, no matter how big your circle is, come to me, please talk well, including your eyes.

11.There are a lot of things that you can't figure out at the time, don't worry, after a while, you can't remember them.

12.Hopefully, you're meeting a good person, not a trash, and not a trash pretending to be a good person.

13.The skin is the most magical part of the human body, and for some people, it can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

14.There is no culture to learn, ugliness can be neat, and there is really no rule of law if you have a bad heart.

15.Every time I complained to my friends about the troubles of life and the misfortunes I encountered, they would say to me in a serious voice: Hahahahahahaha

16.I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or to kill you.

17.Every time I face food, I tell myself: if you eat too much, you will die. But as it turned out, I wasn't afraid of death at all.

18.There is a kind of sadness called, I reply to you in seconds, you reply to me as reincarnation.

19.It's not that I love to stay up late, but that the night needs it, my bright star.

20.Throwing so much money on skin care on the face, as a result, any piece of the body** is better than the face.

The circle of friends is the embodiment of the second life in our lives, we love to share our lives in it, many people want to send a circle of friends to express their humorous side, so how should the humorous circle of friends be sent, let us take a look.

1. Funny and humorous sentences suitable for posting on Moments

1, with you and I forget to sleep and eat, you are gold and I am coal, without you I don't think about tea and dinner, don't make me angry, with your heart, you will shine and I will be hot. People are unhappy, without you to suffer from gains and losses, but they can't be as lazy as pigs.

2. Be careful that I melt you and melt you. With you and I wholeheartedly, you can't do enough to pretend in front of me, and I have to smile and watch you continue to pretend. It's because although people can be as lazy as pigs, when they fall in love, they should let their boyfriend everywhere and let him wash their clothes, 3. The rare heroic moment in my life is to hold the hot mobile phone that is charging, and put life and death out of the way.

4. The stage is the art of exaggeration, if you don't laugh like a Shar Pei.

5. Yesterday my bag was robbed, I was so sad, I cried all night for this matter, I really can't figure it out, I'm not as good as my bag.

6. When the lights on the stage are on, others can't see that you are laughing.

Second, talk about the funny circle of friends

1. When you don't like it, you change the original picture in seconds, and when you like a person, your brain will add filters, whitening, and dermabrasion, oh my God, was I blind at the beginning?

2. A person suddenly contacts you, normal, ruined that he is looking for a spare tire; One day I contacted you again, it's more normal, you're a good spare tire; Then I didn't contact you again, it was still normal, and a spare tire better than you appeared.