Who has that joke about Cao Cao and Liu Bei s childhood plum toast

One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei drank and talked about heroes. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed. When he was in embarrassment, he only heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "A fart just now, the fart is flying!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”

Everyone was indignant and thought, "Isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" ”

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu hurriedly shouted first: "The fart was put by Chu (pig)!" ”

Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”

Cao Cao widened his eyes when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they all rushed to grab him, and Xiahou Dun argued: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”

Wrong! Xu Huang retorted loudly when he heard it, "The fart is dangling!" ”

Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”

Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”

Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”

Guo Tu said: "The fart is from the figure (spit)!" ”

Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”

Then. Niu Jin: "The fart is gold (gold)!" ”

Cao Hong: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”

Zhang Nan: "The fart is south (blue)!" ”

Cao Cao was already red-faced and about to get angry.

Guo Jia continued: "The fart is from Jia (clip)!" ”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.

In the green plum boiled wine, Cao Cao and Liu Bei discussed today's major events and heroes from all walks of life. Commentaries on various warlords. And in the end, the world belonged to do something**.

They are discussing who is the real hero in the world, Liu Bei is very modest and tactful, but Cao Cao is very confident and arrogant, thinking that there are only two of them who can be called heroes in the world.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei talked about expanding and dominating, wanting to kill all the people who stood in his way to complete his desire to dominate the group, and at the same time, they were also beating Liu Bei to stop him from becoming a hindrance.

Discussed who is a hero in the world today. Cao Cao said that only with Liu Bei is.

Yes, because the two of them are people with great ambitions in their hearts, and they are resourceful, heroes cherish heroes, but later they have different positions with each other and choose different paths, so they have a hostile relationship.

I think it's true. Because Cao Cao and Liu Bei are two opposite sides. Neither can tolerate the other. So they don't know how to cook wine with green plums.

I think it's true, after all, the two of them are on opposite sides, not on the same front, and they must have another purpose for drinking calmly.