Folk classics funny afterwords to share

[Popular copywriting].1. Jiang Taigong fishing - those who wish to take the bait.

2. Step on the watermelon peel - slide to **yes**.

3. Fifteen buckets of water - seven up and eight down.

4. The mouse drills the bellows - the two ends are gassed.

5. Stay in the green mountains - not afraid of no firewood.

6. Look at people's smart shirts in the cracks of the door - look at people flat.

7. The mud bodhisattva crosses the river - it is difficult to protect himself.

8. The water that was spilled out - it can't be recovered.

9. Ride a donkey and read the record book - we'll see.

10. Thousands of miles to send goose feathers - light and affectionate.

11. Meat buns beat dogs - there is no return.

12. There are no tigers in the mountains - the monkey is called the king.

13, Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows.

14, nephew plays lanterns - shine on the sun (uncle).

15, Wang Ba eats the scale bowl - iron-hearted.

16. Crooked mouth tells stories - oblique (heretical) theory.

17. Shallot mixed with tofu - one clear and two white.

18. The little monk recites the scriptures - with a mouth but without a heart.

19, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai - consensual.

20. Catch ducks on the shelves - thankless.

21. The rolling pin blows the fire - I don't know anything.

22. The blind man wears glasses - decoration.

23, the monkey fishes for the moon - busy with nothing.

24, Xiucai meets soldiers - it is unreasonable.

25, three stinkers - the top Zhuge Liang.

Twisters. 26, Kazakhstan seawater makes a report - there is a lot of idle (salty) talk.

27, the monk and the Taoist priest - the management is wide.

28, marrying a daughter-in-law during the New Year - double happiness is coming.

29. The deaf see the dumb - ignore it.

30. Nail rivets on copper - one is one, two is two.

31. Carry a bamboo pole in the alley - go straight.

32. Soak Coptis chinensis in bitter water - bitter and bitter.

33, I untie the cable, you push the boat - along the water.

34, the pig's nose is inserted with onions - pretending to be an elephant. Collapsed bridges.

35. Only state officials are allowed to set fires - people are not allowed to light lamps.

36, Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a person inside and out.

37. The kite flying broke the string - there is no hope.

38. Turmoil in the pond - big deal.

39. Don't light the lamp when talking about your heart - talk black.

40. Rowing against the wind and water - hard brace.

41. Playing chess on the Go board - not the number of paths.

42, Zhang Fei pierced the needle - staring at the big eyes.

43. Rats get into the bookcase - chewing the words.

44. Cat and mouse - rely on your own skills.

45. The ants are kept in the birdcage - the doorway is much fiercer.

46, pockmarked skydiving - falling from the sky.

47, Wang Po sells melons - sells herself and boasts.

48, Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake.

49. Camels in the herd of horses - one level higher.

50. Seal the ship and launch it - the opening is a disaster.

The funny afterwords of the folk classics are as follows:1, Lao Tzu stole Qi Ming's melons and stole fruits, and Lao Tzu killed people and set fires - one generation is worse than the other.

2. Rats enter the hole - beating around the bush.

3. Scalding chicken in cold water - not pulling out a dime.

4. The barber teaches the apprentice - from the beginning.

5. The turtledove in the cage - I don't know the spring and autumn.

6. Deaf people wear headphones - deaf and deaf.

7. The deaf see the dumb - ignore it.

8. Braised cold duck - the meat is rotten and the mouth is not rotten.

9. The old man eats hemp candy - the longer he pulls, the longer he pulls, the longer he pulls.

10. Playing with a pen in the toilet - a scandal.

11. The dwarf rides a big horse - up and down dilemma.

12. Eggs touch stones - not self-sufficient.

13. Step on the watermelon peel - slide to **yes**.

14. Look at people in the cracks of the door - look at people flat.

15, Eight Immortals Gathering - Gao Accompany God to chat.

16. Rowing against the wind and water - hard support.

17. Cut tofu with a kitchen knife - light on both sides.

18. Wash your hands in the gutter - fake clean.

19, meat buns beat dogs - there is no return.

20, Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows.

21, Wang Ba eats rice cakes - iron heart.

22, the little monk chanting scriptures - with a mouth but without a heart.

23. Ride a donkey and read the record book - we'll see.

24. Rolling pin blowing fire - I don't know anything.

25. Monks and Taoists - wide management.

26. Insert onions in the pig's nose - pretend to be an elephant.

27. The turmoil in the pond - big deal.

28, cow shit insect moving - get out.

29. Running horses on the wall - brutes who don't look back.

30. Take off your pants and fart - one more move.

There are a lot of funny afterwords, such as:

Bathing in a pot of boiling water - acquaintances;

I saw that my father-in-law didn't talk - I didn't know Mount Tai with my eyes;

Eat pineapple and ask sweet and sour - ask knowingly;

Nails in their pockets – all come up with a head;

Flies bite Bodhisattvas – no human touch;

Carrying the doll on his back to grind - adding people is not strength;

Flowers bloom on the dung heap - stinky beauty;

The deaf watch the play - feast their eyes;

Bathing in a pot of boiling water - acquaintances;

2. I saw that my father-in-law didn't talk - I didn't know Mount Tai with my eyes.

3. Eat pineapple and ask sweet and sour - ask knowingly.

4. Nails in your pockets - all come up with them.

5. Carry the doll on your back to grind - add people but not energy.

6. Flowers bloom on the dung heap - stinky and beautiful.

7. The deaf watch the play - feast the eyes.

8. Flies on the edge of the manger - mixed rice to eat.

9. I am full of food and slip in a big circle - I can hold it up.