The classic cold jokes used to coax the daughter in law, and the ten humorous jokes that make the wo

Ten humorous jokes to make women happy are as follows:

1. After being with me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor when you want, isn't this free enough?

2. As long as you want, when you are lost and frustrated, when you need a shoulder, tell me, and I will appear immediately.

3. It's so windy outside today, I'm so scared. If everyone else is scraped away, I can't scrape it away, that's a shame.

4. Don't be naughty, I've practiced qigong for a few years, and I can make people cry.

5. I really love you, I closed my eyes, thinking I could forget, but the tears I shed did not deceive myself.

6. I do all kinds of evil, all kinds of bad things, I hope you will take me for the people.

7. Fortunately, I'm not with you, otherwise on such a cold day, I would have to reach out and type back to your message, hum.

8. If there is something I don't like about you, please overcome it yourself.

9. Every time I feel frustrated, I recall your smile and your encouragement, which make me strong to face it, thank you!

10. I can't forget you, you have the best back in the world.

If you want to make a girl happy.

1. The most romantic thing I can think of is to get rich with you.

2. I've restrained myself for a long time, I've been rational for a long time, but I still can't resist the urge to like you.

3. Come on, like each other, anyway, a lifetime is so long.

4. What should I do? My dog doesn't eat or drink when you leave.

5. Looking out the window, I think that you and I are under the same sky, and I feel that the world is much gentler.

6. Winter is coming, no one knits a scarf for me, hmph, I'll buy one myself.

1.A couple of lovers were walking in the park, and the woman asked the boy, what if I got pregnant? The boy said, knock it off, and the girl went away angrily.

A month later, the two of them met again in the park, and the woman asked the boy, "Did you beat it?" The boy was sure that I knocked it out. The girl turned and walked away.

This time, the girl didn't ask for any more questions, but just silently took out the household registration book from her bag.... 2.A couple was eating in a restaurant, and the man suddenly wanted to fart, but he didn't want to put it in front of the woman. So he said to his wife:

I'll go to the bathroom, you eat first. The wife also wanted to fart, but she was afraid that her husband would be embarrassed, and she also wanted her husband to make a good impression in front of her colleagues, so she said to her husband: "I also want to go to the bathroom, let's go together."

The husband said, "Okay then." Then, they went to the bathroom together.

3.A man was in the forest and suddenly saw a lion in front of him, and the lion roared loudly and scared away all the beasts in front of him, but.