What jokes did you make while riding a motorcycle?

Two years ago, when I just bought BMW Waterbird ADV, we met with two good friends from Los Angeles to San Francisco to play, the three of us had two Waterfowl ADV, a Harley Avenue Glide, we rode all the way to Carmel Town, because we were almost to the destination, so we decided to drink a cup of coffee in the downtown Carmel Town to rest, we parked the car on Carmel's most lively main street, and then went to the café across the road to drink coffee, at this time we met a group of young Chinese tourists, we were very happy to see our compatriots coming, at this time a beautiful woman said to his husband, look at it, there is a super large motorcycle, Her husband told her that it was Harley, she shouted excitedly, so beautiful, take a few pictures of me**, hearing this, my friend who rode Harley smiled happily into a flower, just as we were waiting for the beauty to praise our water birds, the beauty shouted again, I, there are two delivery motorcycles next to this Harley, ......Hearing this, my Harley-ridden friend rolled to the ground laughing, leaving us both messy in the wind...

At that time, I was still riding the Huanglong 300, riding from Beijing to Zhengzhou to play, and the high-speed was about 700 kilometers, and I basically kept riding 70 or more than 80 kilometers, stopping once in the service area, stopping for 5 minutes each time, and stretching my legs. So it almost stopped for 8 in total9 service areas.

I stopped in the first service area, because the exhaust was particularly ** at the time, so it was particularly conspicuous, and one or two buddies came over when I got out of the car, the first sentence"Can motorcycles go on high speeds?"I said"Yes, if you have a license and a certificate, you can wear a helmet without a person"Second sentence"How fast can this car go?"I said"170 points"Third sentence"How much does this car cost?

I said"There are more than 20,000 brands and less than 30,000"After three questions, I got on the bike and left. It turned out that there would always be someone in the ninth service area who would come to me and ask me the same question, haha, did they negotiate it?

In general, domestic small-displacement cars will stall when the clutch is loose. However, the 90-year-old Jialing 70 is worthy of being an original imported Japanese product, and Nima is actually tilting his head when the clutch is loose. One day I was entangled by a drunkard, straddled my back seat and didn't go, saying that the master would take me for a ride, and then I twisted the accelerator and clutched the ball, the front of the car was cocked more than half a meter high, the person slipped down from the back seat and sat on the ground with a daze, I swore that although I was afraid and annoyed at the time, my original intention of loosening the clutch was really not like this.

There was a time to rent a car in Chiang Mai, Thailand, and ride a small pedal. Take your girlfriend to eat and stop on the side of the road, ride a bike for a walk after dinner, and the car can't be beaten! It was kicked and beaten again, and finally directly to the rental car owner**.

As a result, he didn't know either. Later, a little girl shopkeeper on the side of the road came out and saw our embarrassment, and directly pushed me away, kicked me side, and hit it!

Riding a motorcycle must be wearing a helmet, and one day when I came back from work, I was too lazy to take off my helmet and wore it into the elevator. A beautiful woman in the elevator kept staring at me, and I could feel her extended heat with my spare eyes, and the fitness man was so confident! Just as I was intoxicated with my imagination, the beautiful woman said, "How much do you make a month delivering food?"

Haha, she dared to love me as a food delivery. I said, "It's not much, it's just 10,000 or 20,000," and when the elevator arrived, I got off the elevator, leaving her alone in the gap.

Borrowing the senior's Jialing 70, the first feeling was so light, and with a force, the front of the car was lifted up (the senior was dumbfounded.) I accidentally dropped the tubing when I got rid of it, don't ask me how I fell off ......Then I found a bubble tea shop on the side of the road, drank a cup of milk tea, asked for a thin bend, plugged it in, and ran to the repair department two kilometers away.

When I was taking the driver's license test at the driving school, several big brothers gathered around a pile of cigarettes, and when talking about what car to buy, I said that I wanted to buy five copies of the mammoth, and the eldest brother next to me was choked by the smoke, and then said to me: It's a bit too extravagant to take this car to deliver takeaways! My hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly...

Once my motorcycle kicked for an hour, it didn't work, and when I went home and thought about it the next day, it turned out that the ignition switch was not turned on.

The first time I learned to drive a car, the 100-meter distance kept stop-and-go.

Hello, it is a pleasure to serve you and give you the following answer: Re: Sorry, I don't have a motorcycle.

However, if you want to buy a motorcycle, here are a few things to consider:1First of all, you need to determine your budget so that you can determine the type of motorcycle you can buy.

Next, you can go to your local motorcycle shop and see if there's a motorcycle you want. 4.Finally, you can consider buying some safety accessories, such as helmets, protective gear, etc., to better protect yourself.

Personal tip: Before buying a motorcycle, you must first consider your budget, as well as the model of the motorcycle, and buy some safety accessories to better protect yourself.

Hello, it is a pleasure to serve you and give you the following answer: Re: Reason:

There is no motorcycle because there is not enough money to buy one. Workaround:1

First of all, it is necessary to follow the prescribed steps to purchase a motorcycle, such as querying the model, **, brand, and detailed technical parameters of the motorcycle; 2.Secondly, it is necessary to prepare for the purchase of motorcycles, such as preparing sufficient funds, understanding relevant laws and regulations, as well as the maintenance and maintenance of motorcycles; 3.Finally, it is necessary to regularly inspect and maintain the motorcycle in order to ensure the safe use of the motorcycle.

Personal experience: Buying a motorcycle is an important thing that requires careful preparation in order to buy a satisfactory motorcycle and ensure the safe use of the motorcycle.

I have been riding a motorcycle for a long time, but there is a joke when I don't ride a motorcycle, I once rode a shared bicycle, and I wanted to pinch the clutch first when I stepped up, and my left finger stretched out to hook a few times, and then I remembered that I was riding a bicycle. Kicked a few feet to start, just out of the gate of the community on the habitual turn on the motorway, was honked to react, obediently turned back to the auxiliary road ready to turn into the supermarket, eyes habitually glanced right, but found that there was no rearview mirror, had to turn around to see if there was a car behind the motorcycle The funniest thing is that in the company to eat supper, the team cooked dumplings, and some northern colleagues bought a few garlic in the afternoon, so everyone learned from the northerners to gnaw raw garlic dumplings, delicious! Refreshing!

Needless to say, the next thing you know, I almost smoked myself to death wearing a maskless helmet, and it was too cold to open the lenses, so I had to endure it and get home, remove the liner and wash it well. ‍‍

I sat in a buddy's motorcycle, and I sat in the back seat. He said to me, "Look, I'm spitting on the front tire right now, and that phlegm is going to be blown away for a long time, believe it or not."

I think that phlegm should be swept into the tire in an instant, and it won't be knocked off. He insisted on trying, but he couldn't persuade him. After being stuck for a long time, he finally got stuck out, only to see him puff up his chest, gather his dantian, and accelerate in order to have a better visual effect.

I was expecting the thick phlegm that kept on biting to really fly, but .........Because he didn't wear a helmet, the phlegm was just spit out and stuck on his face. Today's noisy wind blew the phlegm out of his face like a thick yellow flower. ‍‍

The biggest joke is that during college, I rode 16 Chunfeng 650s, and when I was waiting for the traffic light, I was provoked by various young uncles who drove Ankesaila, Civic, Kia K3K5, etc., and all kinds of green light floor oil rushed out, and then braked and waited for me. There was even a provocative start with the rear wheel slipping at the Wuling Hongguang traffic light, and I was at a loss ......People asked me why I didn't give them some color, and I wanted to say that I think my life was worth at least a few dollars. ‍‍

Helping a friend run in and ride his R15 to the supermarket, just locked the car, there was a sudden washing, scissors blowing and riding a copycat imitation race next to him, and then pushed his sunglasses on his forehead: "Brother, how much did you buy the car?" "I don't really want to deal with it, so I said casually:

It's tens of thousands. The buddy stroked his palm: "Brother dei, you were slaughtered!"

I'm only a few thousand dollars for the car! "That makes sense, I was ...... for a moment‍

I usually commute and ride a small pedal, but in winter, due to the cold weather, I wear a full set of cycling clothes and carry a big shoulder bag. Waiting for the elevator at the elevator entrance of the company, there was a Meituan, a hungry me, and a delivery man who didn't see what company was standing next to him. Everyone waited for the elevator in silence, and then Eleme asked me

Brother, what company are you? You guys look good in this costume. Good looking ......

In the cold, he spit sticky phlegm with a full helmet, and all of it stuck in the helmet without leaking. The shadow area is large.

It can only be understood, not spoken

It can only be understood, not spokenWhat the hell is a joke? Can you type it out?