Mocking people s words, ridiculing others humorous sentences

1. There are two kinds of creatures in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the head teacher.

2. Don't cry there every time you are sad and sad, crying will not solve the problem - you have to die.

3. Doing more exercise is good for the body; Earn a little more money, which is good for life;

4. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays a scoundrel with you.

5. Women in the new era have gone to the hall, climbed over the wall, fought the junior, and beat the hooligans, but they can't get out of the kitchen.

6. In the past, when I looked at the people and things in this world, I only liked it or not, I liked it, I didn't like it, and when I grew up, I looked at it as a sophisticated practice, and I paid attention to whether I should like it, whether it was worth liking, whether I could like it, slowly, I didn't dare to ask myself whether I liked it or not, and then I forgot the joy in my heart.

7. If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone; If anyone sins against me, give three points; If someone offends me again, I will give me a stitch; People still offend me, cut down the grass and eradicate the roots.

8. Being in a daze, if you do it well, it is called deep. If you don't do it well, you're likely to fall asleep.

9. You play with others in front of me, and I am as quiet as a stranger**.

10. For men, women are sheep, and careers are grass. If the grass is planted well, the sheep will be well-behaved, and if the grass is not planted well, it is a matter of time before the sheep eat the grass planted by others.

11. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are in the teacher's place.

12. The teacher said that you can't eat or drink before the physical examination, and the last row came out silently, can the teacher swallow saliva......

13. Yesterday, there was an event in a shopping mall, and I heard that there was a song by Zhou Bichang, so I went. When I got there, I learned that there was someone named Zhoubi.

14. Applying for a gym card is like putting money in the merit box, making a wish!

15. The life of a foodie is like a train, which can be summed up as, go to eat, go to eat, go to eat.

Hello dear! I've seen your question and I'm trying to sort out the answer, and I'll get back to you in five minutes, so please wait a minute

1.Boss, your IQ is only Zhuge Liang who can be on an equal footing with you. 2.

Boss, you are really loved by everyone, and the flowers are blooming. 3.Boss, you are really a master of martial arts, a know-it-all who knows astronomy and geography.

4.There is no one in the world who is as handsome as you, boss.

1. When you are sick, having a dream is like going through a century!

2. Colds and illnesses are more diligent than my aunt.

3. When a person is sick, I will cry unconsciously.

4. When you are sick, you think of someone, and your head is like being beaten with a stick.

5. When you are sick, you know that you are acting on the spot.

6. When you are alone and have no family by your side, when you are sick, you will find how helpless you are.

7. In the future, you must take care of yourself, get sick less, exercise more, go to bed early and get up early, and eat on time.

8. When you are sick and are about to recover, you have to start running around and then continue to be sick before you can break the spell.

9. When you are in a foreign land, you feel very helpless when you are sick, and you can always be easily poked to tears.

10. In these chaotic years, an illness, a parting, and a long journey may be a lifetime.

Sick to post a sentence on Moments When you are sick, you joke about what you say.

11. After this illness, I saw everything and understood. All the considerations are no longer important, eat when you should eat, and drink when you change to drink.

12. I forgot a lot of things when I got sick, including many people.

13. If you don't get sick, you really think that your King Kong is not bad and poisonous, and you don't have a little pressure in your heart.

14. If you have an illness, there will always be a ** day, but it will leave an indelible damage to a corner of your body.

15. People really can't get sick in the field, because when a strong person is sick, one person queues up, one person checks, and one person faces it. It's true... Suddenly it was weak.

16. When I'm sick, I always like to sleep because the feeling of the bed is too warm.

17. At this moment, I really want to find someone to talk to, but I can't be alone, and people feel weak and powerless when they are sick.

18. What's the big deal when you have no one to comfort you when you have a fever and illness, you at least understand that the coolest thing is people's hearts.

19. I didn't expect that the two of us had such a tacit understanding, and we were almost the same when we were sick.