New Year s Day humorous greetings should be smooth, funny, sincere, and fresh.

Squeeze the bus. One day there was a bunch of people crowding the bus, and it was crowded for a long time, and everybody was in a hurry, and they were crowding even harder, like sardines, and the driver got impatient, and he said, "Don't crowd it, you all have your opinions, who has."

Whoever comes up first. A young man spoke: "Every time I rush up first, this.

I should have gotten in the car first. So that a middle-aged man also spoke, every time I was in.

Entangled for my little wife, I was the last to get in the car, and this time I was the first occasionally. 』

An old man spoke: I want to be the last to get on the bus The driver was puzzled and asked the old man: Everyone wants to get on first.

Car, why do you want to get in the car last? The old man said slowly, "If I didn't have them, what would I do?"

How can you do a full body massage, how can you live until now, it's too late to thank you, and how dare you get on the bus first? 』

New Year's Day funny greetings slip smoothly:

1. Drink a glass of wine on New Year's Day, and wish you good luck every day; New Year's Day is coming to visit friends, may you be happy and worry-free; New Year's Day is coming to visit relatives, may your heart be warm; New Year's Day is coming, and I wish you a long and leisurely time. Happy New Year's Day!

2. New Year's Day is coming, what do you want to do? Whatever you do, remember my adage: a smile is the medicine, the secret ingredient, and sleep can make you forget everything.

3. A year of happiness, a harmonious family, a happy life, a life of peace and security, a hundred times the spirit of every day, the month is joyful, and the wealth is abundant every year. Happy New Year's Day! Happy New Year's Day!

4. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I wish you a high weight, light responsibility, more money and less things close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, your salary will be cramped in your hands, your bonus will be more than that of the car, and you will get a raise when others work overtime!

5. Acquaintance is tied to fate, acquaintance is tied to sincerity, a true friend no matter where you are, a sincere heart will always give you care and love, I wish your friends a happy New Year's Day! Do a roaring trade!

6. Put happy round eggs, smooth round eggs, auspicious round eggs, wishful round eggs, beautiful round eggs, comfortable round eggs, healthy round eggs, and reunion round eggs; Make eight big bowls on New Year's Day, give it to you on New Year's Day, I wish you to eat all things to be accompanied, beautiful and round!

7. Pave the way for New Year's Day, please step on your happy footsteps; Compose a music for New Year's Day, please dance your healthy dance steps; Build a bridge on New Year's Day, please connect the river ferry of your good luck; Make up a letter on New Year's Day, and please receive my sincere wishes!

8. No gifts on New Year's Day, send a text message to bless you, health and happiness are always with you, good luck and you are not separated, the God of Wealth has followed you, the wealth is rolling into the bag, and the benefits are all given to you!

9. Occasional busyness does not mean forgetfulness; New Year's Day is coming, may you be in a cheerful mood everywhere; The care that has been left behind will be compensated together this time; All the greetings, condensed in a text message, may you be happy and healthy. Happy New Year's Day!

10. The air is filled with the breath of the New Year, bringing infinite joy; Life is full of all kinds of pleasures and brings infinite joy; People's faces are filled with happy smiles, which brings incomparably sweetness. New Year's Day has arrived, and everything is full of new hope and new vision. May you have a happy New Year's Day.

The funny greetings for New Year's Day are as follows:

1. The career is in full swing, the lovers are intimate, the salary is thousands, the happiness is boundless, the troubles are as small as clouds, and the freedom is better than the gods! On the occasion of New Year's Day, may you be happy and be a fairy!

2. New Year's Day has arrived, and so have the blessings. A text message, ask friends for safety, the weather is getting colder, add clothes to protect the dust and keep warm, reasonable meals, keep it in mind. Wishing you good luck and happiness in the new year!

3. Laughter, joy; Lucky, overwhelming; Talent, through heaven and earth; Wealth, calling heaven and earth; Heroic, covering the sky and covering the ground; Blessings, earth-shattering; New Year's Day, ice and snow; Happy, upside down!

4. January and New Year's Day are coming, and everything is coming true. Cheerful, brisk, more enjoyable, joyful and entertaining. New Year's Day is here, I sincerely wish you happiness for a long time, happiness without borders, good luck and health!

Other:

1. The world is a vast snow, a strong true feeling in the heart, the beauty of the snow decorating the world, the true love is to miss the greetings, and when you say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, send a happy New Year's Day, I wish you all the best.

2. In the new year, send me full blessings and long-lasting greetings.

3. Winter is coming, the weather is cold, I hope that those uncles and aunts who are working hard at work in the spring judgment are healthy and all the best, say to them, Happy New Year's Day!

When the Spring Festival arrives, I send my greetings: You have to wash the pot, you have to wash the bowl, you have to wash the pot and the bowl! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy everyday! ^0^

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