A selection of 93 funny New Year s quotations

1, twenty-three, sugar melon sticky; twenty-four, sweep the house; Twenty-five, grinding tofu; Twenty-six, stew pot meat; Twenty-seven, kill a chicken; Twenty-eighth, put the face hair; Twenty-nine, steamed steamed buns; Thirty nights to stay up for one night; The first day of the new year twisted and twisted.

2. Whether you have money or not, reunite for the New Year.

3. Big cold and small cold, kill pigs for the New Year.

4. Clean winter solstice New Year's rain.

5. Children look forward to the New Year, and adults look forward to farming.

6. The whole family is lively together.

7. The New Year is on the lips.

8. Cheap or not, look at the New Year.

9. After Laba is the New Year.

10. Pigs are afraid of shooting auspicious for the New Year.

11. Who doesn't eat dumplings for the New Year?

12. Not out of the first month is counted as a year.

13. There were no outsiders on the thirty nights.

14. The winter solstice is dark, and the New Year is sparse; The winter solstice is sparse, and the New Year is dark.

15. Busy with the lunar month, noisy in the first month, procrastinating until February.

16. Wax. Seven, Laba, freeze off the chin of the ruler.

17, Ruixue Zhaofeng year.

18. Don't celebrate the New Year if you owe debts.

19. Wax snow is a treasure, and spring snow is grass.

20, twenty-seven, finely shaved; Twenty-eight, shave the fool.

21, twenty-eighth, pasting New Year's pictures.

22. If you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves.

23. Courtesy is heartwarming, and rudeness is disgusting.

24. Beggars also have to rest for 3 days during the New Year.

25. Children look forward to the New Year, and adults are worried about having no money.

26. The old lady is too old to be a year, and a year is not as good as a year.

27. Resist strictly, don't think about the New Year.

28. Endless New Year's goods, endless dowry.

You have a dish on your tooth, do you want to take it off and try it.

Haiyan, you can have a snack

New year. A new beginning. Tidy up and start again.

New Year's resolution: to attract the attention of good-looking boys and girls all over the world. Honor.

The footsteps of the New Year, may the bell of the New Year ring the happy note in your heart, luck and peace, like the footsteps of spring! I will always be with you!

This year, the God of Wealth will not give gifts, but will send you a text message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, happiness will stick to you, and I want to tell you that the God of Wealth has set his sights on you! Withered.

May the white and beautiful snowflakes fly to you with my best wishes, and wish you a prosperous New Year.

A congratulatory message that condenses my best wishes for you and a happy new year to my dear.

Happy New Year, everyone, hurry up and make a wish. You will definitely have good luck in the new year, and I hope that time will be a little better for me in this year.

The celebration of the Chinese New Year is a joy for everyone. Qi celebrates the fat year. I wish you a lot of good things and a smile in the Year of the Pig. Happy Chinese New Year!

Seeing this sleepy and prosperous wealth in the New Year, you will never have insomnia in the new year, sleep well and eat well.

In the new year, convey my beloved feelings! My good friend, I am here to silently wish you a happy Spring Festival!