One book is called The Mosquito s Suicide Note , and there is an article called Please Don t Marry

If I'm not mistaken, it's the first contest under the banyan tree, and "The Testament of Words" took the first place, and the "Please Don't Marry Me" you said is actually a marriage proposal article, and you should be able to find it if you look for it.

If you don't say it, it's really too late".

The Immortal Soul: The Testament of the German Anti-Fascist Martyrs.

Is this it? But when you say you have children, I'm not sure.

Dear mosquitoes, I will soon be dead, and I will tell you the cause of my death: I have sucked the blood of a child, and I have been poisoned with melamine; The blood of the old man was raised, I was poisoned by the poison capsule, I was poisoned by the blood of the fat man, I was poisoned by the clenbuterol; Sucking the blood of beautiful women, I was poisoned with lead and mercury; In order to destroy us, human beings frequently take poison. Please tell our descendants to learn and understand the common sense of human drug production, and develop an anti-poison formula for us as soon as possible, so as to continue the incense of mosquitoes.

Daddy, remember to help me take care of the little mosquitoes.

Recordings:

Time, September 11, 2020.

Location, 7th Floor, 7th Floor, XX Community, 702 North Bedroom.

Test number: 54863

This new type of poison gas has ......Very ......Very toxic and ...... after inhalationwill ......Caused by cells in various tissues throughout the body.

Deadly destruction ......Ahem......Ahem......Save my body and let the scientists dissect and analyze the ...... as soon as possibleAhem......Ahem......

Develop antibody ......... as soon as possible

At night, sigh after you go to sleep.

A live mosquito will be 0k by you.

There is no regular one, but there is one that the author himself made. For the time being, there has been no official announcement that Tianruo will shoot the third part.

There hasn't been any movement yet.

No more, the ratings are not good.

I recommend Chan Xiaoyuan's "The Queen is Cheng", you can take a look, it's very good-looking.

Three Kingdoms characters escape.

Liu Bei, Cao Cao, Sun Quan, Zhuge Liang took a plane to travel, suddenly the plane broke down, there were only three parachutes on the plane, Zhuge Liang thought about it and said: I asked you to answer, there is a parachute if you answer correctly, Zhuge Liang asked: There are several suns in the sky, Liu Bei rushed to answer:

1, Zhuge Liang asked again: How many moons are there in the sky, Sun Quan replied: 1, Zhuge is asking:

There are a few stars in the sky. Cao Cao was thrown down.

Cao Cao was lucky not to die, they were traveling by plane again, and the plane broke down again, Zhuge Liang asked: What is the most important battle in history, Liu Bei replied: The battle of Muye, Zhuge Liang asked again:

How many people died, Sun Quan replied: Forty or fifty thousand, Zhuge Liang asked again: What are the names of the dead people.

Cao Cao was thrown down again.

Cao Cao didn't die, they took a plane to travel again, and the plane broke down again, Cao Cao thought: Every time I was thrown down, I wanted to yin me, Cao Cao jumped down by himself, Zhuge Liang said: How did he jump by himself with four parachutes today.

Cao Cao didn't die, they all took a plane to travel, and the plane broke down again, Cao Cao thought: I can't jump by myself this time, Cao Cao said: I'll go to the toilet, Cao Cao squatted in the toilet and laughed, boom, the plane crashed.

Cao Cao didn't die, they took a plane to travel again, and the plane broke down again, Zhuge Liang came up with a question: 7 (riding) monkeys on the tree, 1 monkey on the ground A total of several monkeys, Liu Bei and Sun Quan were thinking, Cao Cao rushed to answer: If there are 7 monkeys on the tree, a total of 8 monkeys, if there is a monkey riding on the tree, a total of 8 monkeys, Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, Sun Quan are still surprised, Cao Cao jumped with the only parachute on his back, and then a person crawled out of the maintenance warehouse and said:

Troubleshoot to troubleshoot, who of you see my kit too.

Anyone who doesn't take paper when they poop, the teacher is very angry, and asks Xiao Ming to punish him, and the teacher looks at the snow in the sky and says: It doesn't rain when it snows in the sky, and the snow turns into rain on the ground, and it becomes more troublesome to become rain, why doesn't it rain everywhere, Xiao Ming said: The teacher doesn't eat when he eats, and the rice becomes in the stomach, and it becomes more troublesome to become, why didn't he eat in the first place.

The teacher fainted!!

Flies eat. One day the fly family was eating in the toilet, and suddenly the fly son said to the fly father: Dad, Dad, why do we eat, the fly father did not speak, and the fly son asked his mother again: Mom, Mom, why do we eat, and the fly mother said angrily

We're eating, don't talk about such a disgusting question.

Once, taking a long-distance bus (there is no test institute on the car) Shanghai to Beijing, I had a buddy diarrhea, couldn't help it, and asked the driver to stop, after parking, my buddy hurriedly ran out of the car, not far from the car, took off his pants and pulled, and the passengers of a car were staring. Sigh "Huh" in his mouth

I have one.

The four most depressing things in life and the four most embarrassing things in life.

The four most depressing things in life:

Drink the soup and sprinkle a setting.

Pee a shoe.

Fart and shit.

Wipe your stomach and vomit torn paper.

The four most embarrassing things in life.

at a friend's house.

No paper... at a friend's house.

There is paper and no water to flush...

at a friend's house.

There is paper and water to wash.

Can't rush down...

at a friend's house.

There is paper and water to wash.

Rushing down and up again...

Go to the intranet and find it. The students' dry humor is definitely comparable to that of the Arctic glaciers.

Thirty-eight back to see the flowers, the flowers turned out to be a family, eight thousand brothers are like fire, the mother-in-law came to carry melons in October, stopped in the west from the winter side, there were three sounds on the Emei month, the three people rode the bull and the cow had no feet, and the young talent came to find. Guess the eight words.

What falls into the water 4 times before it is washed away?

Answer: Finch (There is a finch that falls into the water and falls into the water,..A song.

When a man asks for directions, what are you most afraid of what he will ask you?

Answer: Is this the Earth?

What animals can be attached to the wall?

Seals (newspapers) are posted on the walls.

A farmer bought a cow at the market, why?

For (feeding) grass.

Once upon a time there was a sheep, and in front of the sheep was an elephant, on the right was a dog, and on the left was a tiger.

Who is the most failed man in the world?

Spider-Man (spider-man: the failed man).

Xiao Ming has a gun with a range of 1 meter but killed a bird 10 meters away, why is this? (Walk over to fight, throw guns, birds fly over, these are not considered).

The answer is that the gun is 9 meters long.

Once upon a time there was a cornfield, on which a crow flew by, and then the cornfield suddenly **, the corn turned into popcorn and fell from the sky, and the crow thought it was snowing, guess what?

As a result, the crow was frozen.

There was a woman who was going to have breast augmentation, and the doctor told her, if you only have one side augmentation, I'll give you a 3% discount Do you know why?

Because of the twists and turns.

It's the coldest brain teaser I've ever heard.

There was a small bird in the tree. A hunter who couldn't miss fired a shot at the bird, and the bird didn't fall, and it still stood there, and the hunter was not convinced, and the bird still didn't fall, and the hunter fired several shots in a row, and the bird still didn't fall from the tree.

Why? Answer: Because the bird is very strong!!

Hope it cools you off!!

A bull and a cow guess three words === Answer: Two cows.

Two bananas went shopping, and the banana in front said, "It's so hot, so I took off my clothes", but the banana in the back slipped to the ground!