The little stories that can enlighten people are as follows: Give me a few thanks.

You're still quite considerate, or else, I'll give you a suggestion, and you can take her somewhere else to play. It's nice to be relaxed like this.

Three ghost complaints.

One day they met God while they were shopping! They said to God that they had all died miserably, and they wanted to let them go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were now too many occupants of heaven and it was full.

But now there is still a spot! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So, the first ghost began to say ......

I was a cleaner when I was alive. It's hard work! From morning to night!

One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building! It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside! On the 30th floor!

Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! I'm going to die!

But survival instincts keep me scratching unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved!

So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength! Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now!

However, my life should not be decided, there is a tent under me to catch me, I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life! I want to wait for the strength to go down. Unbeknownst to me, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death!

The second ghost said ......

I was a clerk when I was alive. Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. Great figure!

But it's a bit watery. I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled. There must be adulterers. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, in the toilet, but I couldn't find it.

When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand.

I thought, 13th floor! Look at the fall that doesn't kill you! As a result, when I looked, I didn't die!

Caught in the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally stoned him to death!

I was so happy! Laughing out loud. Who knew that the heart muscle was so choked with laughter that he died laughing!

The third ghost said ......

I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house and hung out! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned!

I've got to find a place to hide. So I searched for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor!

I just fell to death with a refrigerator!

1.Little X goes to the bird market. A parrot was found with a price tag of 3 yuan. So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

Seller: I'm stupid! Damn, I've been teaching it for a long time. Until now, all I have to say is one thing: Who?

Xiao X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

When he got home in the evening, he thought that if I didn't believe in religion, I wouldn't be able to you! So Little X taught it to say something else overnight.

But in the morning, the parrot would only say; Who? , so Xiao X was angry, locked the door and went to work. After a while, a person came to check the gas bill (referred to as Xiao Z).

Little Z: Knock knock knock......(knocking on the door).

Parrot: Who?

Xiao Z: Check the gas.

Parrot: Who?

Xiao Z: Check the gas.

Parrot: Who?

Xiao Z: Check the gas.

In the evening, Little X returned. I saw a man lying on the ground at the door of his house, foaming at the mouth.

Little X: Yo! Who is this?

Then he heard the house say, "Check the gas."

2.Little X is especially fond of parrots. One day he went to the Bird Market and found a parrot sold for 30,000 yuan.

He was curious, so he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive? Buyer: I'm a clever parrot! Anything will be said.

As soon as Xiao X heard that he was so smart, he bought it ruthlessly.

When he arrived home in the evening, he was very happy. Just fiddle with this parrot.

Little X: I'll go.

Parrot: I'll go.

Little X: I can run.

Parrot: I can run.

Little X: I can fly.

Parrot: You brag!

Five truths about life.

1.It is impossible for a person's tongue to touch every tooth in the mouth.

2.If you're smart, you're definitely trying.

3.You find out it's a lie.

4.If you laugh, it shows that you are an innocent, lovely, and pure child5 and you will definitely tell it to others.

An old man's dog died, and the old man packed the dead dog and prepared to take it back to his hometown for burial. But when I checked it in, the people at the airport didn't know that it was dead, and when I got off the plane, I found out that it was dead and was terrified. Thought the dog was dead.

So I sent someone to a nearby dog market to buy an identical one. Later, the old man opened his luggage and found that the dog was alive. So the old man was scared to death.

I'm not a sunflower.

One day, a couple took the bus. The sun was relatively big, the car turned, and the woman was illuminated by the sun, and she wanted to change it with her boyfriend.

The car turned again, and the woman was sunburned again, asking to change again.

After going back and forth a few times, the man finally got angry: "Don't change it, I'm not a sunflower!" ”

Which country pavilion is this?

During the World Expo, the men queued for nearly five hours and finally reached the entrance. He couldn't help but ask the person in front of him, "Which country's pavilion is this?" ”

Calm as I am.

The company held a party, and the program produced by the logistics department was the chorus "We are all a family".

Before taking the stage, the section chief encouraged everyone: "You should be as calm as I am, don't be nervous. ”

As a result, more than a dozen people from the general department walked onto the stage with neat steps.

What will lay eggs.

The father asked the son: What will lay eggs?

Sons: Hen, and mother.

Dad: Why do you still have your mother?

Son: Because you always call me a little fool.

One day the blind man and the lame man went on a business trip, and the food at home was gone, and the blind man and the lame man wanted to eat all the dishes, what a sigh! The blind man said to the lame, "This dish is gone, or we will go to the market."

The lame man said, "The place where we are gathering is too far away." The blind man said yes!

The lame man said that we should find a way, and soon, the blind man said that my sister went by bicycle, and the lame man smiled and said that my leg is lame, you are blind, how can you ride. The blind man said again, "I'm riding a bike, you sit in the back, and you show me the way, isn't it easy?" The cripple said that this was what to do.

They went out into the streets. They bought all the food, and they rode here, and the blind man rode in front and the lame man sat in the back, and there was a cart in front. The lame man said that there was a car to let go.

That's it! The lame man said that there were no steamed buns in their house, and then went to the place where the steamed buns were sold and was almost there! There was a lame man in front of him who said that there was a coal car in front of him, and the blind man heard that there was no car, and after a while, he "plopped".

The blind man gave the lame man and passed away.

Joke Story: Today's joke is still great, let's have fun every day.

"Little Willow Tree and Little Date Tree".

There is a small willow tree and a small date tree in the yard.

The small willow tree has a thin waist and green branches, which is really beautiful. The little willow tree looks at the little jujube tree, the branches are crooked, and it is not beautiful at all. The little willow tree said, "Hey, little jujube tree, how ugly your branches are! Look at me, how pretty! ”

In the spring, the little willow trees sprout. After a few days, the buds of the little willow tree turned into small leaves, and she put on a light green dress, which was so beautiful! She looked at the jujube tree, which was still bare.

The little willow tree said, "Hey, little jujube tree, why don't you grow leaves?" Look at me, how pretty!

It took a few more days for the jujube tree to grow small leaves. By this time, the leaves of the small willow tree had grown thin and long. She danced triumphantly in the breeze.

In autumn, the jujube trees bear many large, red dates. Everyone knocked down the dates, sat in the courtyard, and ate them happily.

The little willow tree looked at himself, and nothing came to fruition. She thought: I used to say that the jujube tree was not good-looking, but this time she should talk about me!

But day after day, the little jujube tree didn't say anything. Xiao Liushu couldn't help it, she asked Xiao Jujube Tree, "Why don't you talk about me?"

The little jujube tree didn't understand and asked, "What are you talking about?" The little willow tree bowed his head and said

Say I won't make dates......”

The little jujube tree said gently: "Although you can't bear dates, as soon as spring comes, you will sprout and grow leaves, and you will be green earlier than me; In autumn, you fall later than I do. Besides, you grow faster than me, and when you grow up, people will enjoy the shade of the trees, how nice it is! ”

Little Willow listened and smiled embarrassedly.

One day, a donkey driver bought a bag of rice from the market, put it on the donkey's back, and drove the donkey back along the road.

The donkey began to be more obedient, believing that he was born to be a tool for human work, and walked very fast without the urging of his master. Later, I saw that the owner was empty-handed and yelled at himself, which was too unfair. The donkey thought to himself

Your master is too lazy, this bag of rice, your master should pick it home. Now I can't be at the mercy of the master, I have to give the master a little color to see, and I can't let the master always let himself carry things.

The donkey came to the edge of the cliff with the rice, so he left the road and ran towards the steep cliff. The owner was startled when he saw this, and hurriedly pulled the reins to stop the donkey from running around, and the donkey was very angry and pulled the owner away.

It was only about 10 meters away from the cliff, and the owner did not drag the donkey, if he couldn't stop the donkey, the donkey would fall off the cliff and die. In order to save the donkey's life, the owner hurriedly grabbed the donkey's tail and dragged it back. But the donkey still rushed forward desperately, and it wanted to pull its master down the cliff together, but the master could no longer hold the donkey, so he had to let go of his hand.

The donkey fell off a cliff and fell to his death.

When the master saw the donkey that had fallen to his death, he said, "You have won, but your victory has been paid for with your own life, and the price is too great." ”

The Buddha cut the meat and fed it to the eagle.

Lu Mengzheng has been a prime minister three times, and he does not hold a grudge against people who have ridiculed him.

Lian Po Lin Xiangru will be reconciled is an example of Lin Xiangru being broad-minded.

During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, the six-foot lane "thousands of miles of family letters are only for the wall, so why not make people three feet?" The Great Wall is still there, and I don't see Qin Shi Huang back then."

In the new language of the world, Wang Xiang served his stepmother who abused him with his heart and begged for carp.