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Lai Bao's diary. Is it easy for me to fall in love.

The first genius in Jiangbei.

Diary of a Sand Monk. Of the four books I've read, each one has a lot of these classic quotes!

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The opening of the elementary school opened, and Dongdong, who had just turned 6 years old, refused to go to school. The mother explained to Dongdong that the child had to go to school when he was 6 years old and would not go to school until he was 15 years old. Finally, Dongdong finally sat down at the desk and asked with tears in his eyes

When I'm 15, will you remember coming to pick me up?

1. In the past, the exam teacher issued a roll, and the girl behind took an extra one and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine."

2. When I was in junior high school, the teacher asked someone to translate "who is this man"?A classmate's translation: Whose man is this?

The class laughed, and the teacher was speechless. 3. Yesterday someone said to introduce me to a girlfriend, I was going to ask "is it beautiful", but it turned out to be "is it cheap"? Hate yourself to death.

4. I wanted to drink soda that day, and I wanted to say a bottle of soda to the owner of the cold drink stall, but when I saw the beer in front of me, I was in a hurry and said, "The boss has a bottle of fart water every time." 5. I remember once going to KFC with my friends, and when I was queuing, I had words in my mouth, a chicken leg burger, a pair of chicken wings... Finally, it was my turn, and I wanted to say, "Miss, let's have a chicken leg burger", but the words turned out to be "calf, let's have a hamburger..." The audience laughed. 6. A friend told me that KFC has a new "flesh and blood connection" and asked me to invite her to eat.

It was the hot weather in those days, and I went to the restaurant groggily, and I smiled and said to Miss KFC: "Please give me two flesh blur thank you!" "There is no place to be ashamed.

I'm the Balance, how about you? The stewardess replied, "I'm a Scorpio, I'm asking you which seat you are."

8. When I was a child, I played the TV series "Detective Hunter" and "Rogue Tycoon", and an old grandmother in the courtyard said, "Play "Rogue Hunter" tonight." ”