Runaway 11 lines 70

Hehe, don't care about these details.

The big event is the one hosted by Wang Nima, which is equivalent to a talk show. A number of slots are also provided. Most of what he says is nonsensical but funny. I'll write you a few.

1, Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin, and carried it on his shoulders with two hairy legs.

2. Dust to dust, soil to soil, hoeing day at noon.

3. How many times have I said that children don't watch riots!

4. You didn't electrocute the aliens, you just thundered us to death.

5. When the forest is big, there are all kinds of friends.

6. The reason why we can't see the darkness is because someone is doing their best to keep the darkness out of our sight.

7. In this impetuous and realistic era, some people say: the most humble is love, and the coolest is the human heart. The human heart can be gentle, and love can also be noble. May life never end, and may love endure.

8. It's not that we don't want to believe in the goodness and beauty of the world, it's just that there are too many ugliness that make us suspicious.

9. Each of us lives a lifetime, and it is impossible to do mainstream things forever, there are always so many times, We have made something different and made a decision that does not conform to common sense! We've become weird kids. Turned into a minority.

We have become outliers, but we are not wrong, and there are indeed some things that are not right or wrong! It's just different.

10. If you beat him to break the law, if you don't beat him, he will be cheap.

As a grassroots talk show, "Runaway Event" mainly complains about current entertainment news and public figures. It has changed the traditional way of broadcasting news seriously, and has infinitely increased the entertainment of the program. The program is not an ordinary broadcast of news, but a joke of the news is excavated and ridiculed, so it also turns some neglected news into magic and spreads it.

The show also created the famous chief "Huang Inspector" Mr. Tang Maru, which was sought after by young Chinese audiences for a while.

<> Jing Ke stabbed King Qin, and carried it on his shoulders with two hairy legs.

Don't worry about these details!

What's wrong with this world.

As the saying goes: a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. But do you dare to drink the boiling water that the dead pig has soaked?

If bringing more than two bags of milk powder from Hong Kong back to the mainland is smuggling, then is bringing two cans of milk powder from the mainland to Hong Kong considered drug trafficking?

This is an era when drinking the northwest wind will be poisoned.

My little friends and I were stunned!

Dust to dust, soil to soil, hoeing day at noon.

Thanks to Microsoft's great contribution to world peace, Min Jianliang prevented the outbreak of World War III in time.

It's really a lot of troubled times. <>

You didn't electrocute the aliens, you just thundered us to death.

The little friend slept in a daze, and how innocent he clicked.

Beast, you are a master and bold!

It's good that I just laughed**.

When a person is obese to a certain extent, he can only be a celibate.

There is a way: send the Buddha to the west, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, and encourage you together.

It's really a home away from home.

Does being thin have to be beautiful, does the skinny feel have to be beautiful, and those who like bones are dogs, Wang.

I don't know if I will turn around and say, "Baba, do you sing Little Star?" ”

Ever since the word soap was coined, I can no longer distinguish between soap operas and Japanese dramas.

Another masterpiece of the Death Star.

If you are walking down the road and suddenly you see a very old piece of soap falling, do you help it or not?

Gain three catties every festive season, and then three catties after three catties.

The spring breeze is on the south bank of the Green River, and it is <> when it is forced to marry again