It s almost the art festival, please help me think about the show

Let's recite poems. Easiest. Line dancing, those troubles. Or a sketch.

The Little Apple Dance, a dance of seven people, eight or ten people, is simple and popular, and has a high chance of winning awards.

Chorus, as long as one person sings well, it can lead others.

Let's jump the little apple, it's good to learn and the effect is good!

Rehearse a short play, the plot is attracting.

Since it is a children's painting, it is sunshine.

du, zhi that is beneficial to intellectual enlightenment, can refer to the three dao themes.

The first one is the Sunshine Back.

Green environmental protection, striving to be a good boy and other ......

New changes in the city, striving to be a good boy, building a united class, welcoming the Youth Olympic Games...

How will the Asian Games be? Expo, protect the environment.

Truth, goodness, beauty 1Show the campus culture and build a harmonious campus 2Build a harmonious campus with wisdom and art 3

Show your youthful talents, compose campus movements, 4. Fly your youthful dreams, enjoy the fun of campus 5. Work hard to feed new campus seedlings with cultural milk, work intensively and diligently, and lead art to nourish the future of the motherland 6. Meet with sages and shake hands with people with lofty ideals Accumulate profound cultural heritage Communicate with nobles Collide with wisdom Enrich and elegant artistic connotation 7. Shine the artistic demeanor of teachers and students Create a campus with artistic characteristics.

Write a long poem of youth with a stroke of a pen to depict a wonderful life.

You check the Internet to find a new type of luminous material used now, the molecular formula is SRAL2O4: EU2+, DY3+, the material can absorb and store sunlight, can emit green light in a dark environment, non-toxic and harmless to the environment.

1. What should I do if I encounter a cobra? [Take his glasses off].

2. If an ordinary dictionary is placed on the ground, why can no one step over it? [Dictionary on the wall].

3. Dumb fell off the helicopter, he didn't carry a parachute but was safe, why? [The plane has not yet taken off].

4. When a dog is in the desert, it turns out that it is not dying of thirst, but suffocating by urine, why? [because it can't find the pole].

5. The dog found a telephone pole in the desert, why did it still suffocate? [Because the telephone pole says "No open defecation"].

6. When someone knocks on the door, you will never say please come in? [When you go to the toilet].

7. When Derpy was writing an essay one day, he found that he couldn't write the word "stupid". So he went to the dictionary, but he couldn't find the word, why? [Because he looked up an English dictionary].

8. How long does it take to light a match? [seconds.] Because you can light 10 matches at the same time].

Landlord, typing hard, please give points!

There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom is going to be imprisoned for one year for stealing, and the other is a robbery and murderer, but they are only locked up for two months, why? [Answer: In two months, the murderer will be shot.] 】

I think it's especially good if the theatrical evening is a little different. Our company held a company meeting last week, and a sketch modeled on "super happy insole" organized by the department felt very good, which made the audience very happy.

Acting, I have jokes: The topic is not taking a bath: On the last day of military training, the instructor asked all the students to gather.

If I don't rub half of the soap off, my mom will think I didn't take a shower this week.