Buzzwords of 2009, Buzzwords of 2011

1.You told me to get out, I got out. You asked me to come back, sorry, get out of the way 2

Hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans have cultural ...... 3.It's not difficult to drive, I'm just afraid of new people! 4.

The mining disaster continues in the review, and the property price rises under control! 5.XP doesn't threaten, you and I are DOS!

6.Heroes don't ask about the way out, hooligans don't look at age! 7.

Live well, because we will die for a long time! 8.People are not smart, and they still learn to be bald!!

9.Don't look for me for anything, let alone 10It is better to fight with people who understand than to say a word to a fool 11

No matter how good Chopin is, he can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness! 12.As long as the hoe dances well, there is a corner that can't be dug down?

13.Even believe in advertisements, it's stupid to read! 14.

If you want to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be a single!! 15.Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

16.Sleepless in the morning; Sleep at night! 17.

Women are pleasing to themselves, and men are poor for pleasing themselves! 18.It is a universal truth that you and I are only one of them.19

Only women and English are sad, but wives and jobs are hard to find! 20.Even if it is believe, there is a lie 21 hidden in the middle

Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money! 22.Pregnancy is like pregnancy, and it takes a long time for people to see it.

23.I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say.

Include this sentence and the first two sentences. That's it for me to say 24As far as the thought goes, you roll me 25

The donkey is the thought of coming and falling 26Go to Google. 27.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? 28.It's been a long time since anyone has blown the cowhide so fresh and refined!

29.When I woke up, it was dark. 30.

None of the problems that money can solve are problems. 31.How can you have the strength if you don't eat enough**?

32.Ask how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou

The gods and horses are all floating clouds and fear of returning.

Geek: Meaning weirdo.

Rotten coffee: The meaning of rotten people.

One day, a boy went to a venereal disease clinic, so the boy surnamed Guo took out his younger brother and showed it to the doctor, and the doctor was surprised for a while, and said in surprise: "Why is your one all rolled together!?" So he shook his head and said:

I won't**, please be smart! A year later, it happened that in the toilet of a department store, the two men met again. The doctor poked his head in curiosity to look at him.

4. You take your overpass, and I cross my underpass.

5. My interests can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over...

6. Most of the so-called beauties are slaves of cosmetics.

7. People are buried in the town for only three days, and those who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live tomorrow wait; People who live today are the most down-to-earth.

8. You get what you pay for, and you don't get hungry after eating porridge.

9. You can't treat me as a festival just because we have a holiday.

10. Words are not shocking, death is not ashamed.

11. Fall, get up ......I always fall there, and I suspect there's a pit there!

12. Don't tell jokes at the beach, it will cause "sea laughter".

13. The weather is as cold as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

14. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die a rhythmic death!