Ask for a happy text message for MM, a text message for a happy girl

I can't think about it, I don't have a style in my clothes, I can't get emotionally out of it with anyone, I'm not welcome everywhere I go, I can't catch up with Lenin when I think about problems, my heart is okay and I can't stop secretly, even pneumonia is long atypical!

I miss you too much, I crushed the ** line, burned out the mobile phone card, drained the purse bag, and ate up the sleeping pills - alas! But I still miss you.

My dear, if you can watch me turn into a bald, shy old man, then I will watch you turn into a shriveled and thin little old lady by your side.

No matter the ends of the earth, no matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me, no matter where I go, you will be the heaviest bag of my life. Thinking about it, only you are the best for me, you don't want me, who wants it?

Give you a bowl of honey, add some sugar to it, add salt at the end, separate is salty, meet is sweet, and finally know that everything is happy!

Give you a bowl of honey, add some sugar to it, add salt at the end, separate is salty, meet is sweet, and finally know that everything is happy!

After a farewell, the two feelings are tied to each other, the three meals are boring, the four seasons are dull, the grains are not distinguished, the six gods have no owner, and the seven are upside down, what is it? Very lovesick! Helpless.

The green mountains and green waters are so lovely, beautiful women are loved by everyone, and for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

Because of the stars, the night will not be dark; Because there is a sky, the sea is blue; Because there are dreams, life is full of expectations; Because of you, my world is splendid!

The great wheel of time can't erase my thoughts of you, even if the sea is dry and rotten, your figure will always remain in my heart!

Happiness! There is only a moment when you and I meet.

In my heart at any given moment, there is only "miss you!" Love you!

If I could, I would like to spend every minute and second of my life with you

Have you ever heard of a pig that reads text messages? I didn't believe it at first, but I sent one to the past, alas, it really looks at you!

I'm not happy.

What's the use of teasing the short breath... Go directly to her and coax her. Say, when a girl gets angry, the success rate is 90 percent on the first day, 50 percent on the second day, 10 percent on the third day, and you should understand what the result is on the fourth day.

Friend, you've been dumped, and she's going to get along with someone else.

.I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you even more; I can't eat at night because I miss you madly; I can't sleep at night because. I'm hungry.

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said"I love you. "The little girl said"Can you take responsibility for my future? "The little boy said"Absolutely! None of us are a year or two old! "

Greetings from the heart, the most moving.

I love you, I miss you, it's very vulgar, but in love people always love to hear it the most.

Give it to me and I'll help you cheat.

Here are a few, make her not laugh at you looking for me:

The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine during the battle? The company grew up annoyed: Damn, what can I do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.

The fashionable woman dyed her hair in a colorful way, and when she went to the market one day to buy groceries, she lowered her head to tie her shoes. An old lady had a bad look in her eyes, she touched the woman's head and said loudly, boss, how much is this mop?

A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. The police came: what happened? Drunk: I don't know, I've just arrived.

During the lecture, the teacher's zipper was opened, and he himself was not aware of it. When a girl saw it, she stood up and reminded: Teacher, you didn't close the door! The teacher waved his hand: Whatever it is, the dean will come to visit ...... in a while

Buy oranges, boss: a piece of five pounds. Me: It's too expensive, five dollars and three catties. Boss: No, no, no.

Uh, you don't even make it clear, what do you think.

Attachment +10% Missing +10% Jealousy +10% Suspicion +10% Sweetness.

10% distress + 10% happiness + 10% jealousy + 10% blush + 10% coquettishness.

100% love.

2.If you love me, you can kiss me, if you don't love me, I'll kiss you, okay

Reading this message, you owe me a hug; Delete this letter.

Breath, owe me a kiss; Save this information, owe me a date; Want.

It's a reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you're me.

Target. 4,9.If there were only 10 minutes left in the world, I would reminisce with you about the ups and downs; If there were only 3 minutes left in the world, I would kiss you affectionately; If there was only 1 minute left in the world, I would say I love you 60 times.

1.The son did not study well and was scolded by his mother, and after being scolded, the son looked at his father with complaining eyes and said: Why did you marry her? Dad also said with a complaining look: It's not because of you!

What should be faced, never run away from what should be persistent, never regret! What should be abandoned, no longer nostalgic What should be cherished, grasp it well!

Know her number and send you a message every day.