I want a few jokes that will amuse the old man, who can give me a few

The elderly need to be cared for, and will the elderly be happy if they tell a joke? Telling 100 jokes is better than you taking the time to go home once, better than anything else.

I don't know how to tell jokes, but let's be practical, buy some clothes, nutrition or something.

A couple suddenly had a fart in the dating woman, and they wanted to let it go for fear that their boyfriend would hear it, so they said to their boyfriend I learned to call you to see if you don't see it, and successfully farted under the call, but my boyfriend said: The fart is too loud to hear! Hope.

Little girls always show off their new toys to little boys. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say that you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said that my mother said that as long as you have this, you will have as many things as you want!

The reason why the gang boss kills.

One day the gang boss asked a man.

What is 1 plus 1? ”

The gang boss killed him.

Say, "You know too much".

I walked to the street and accidentally bumped into a fierce man, (normally I was going to be beaten by K), so I immediately held my hands and made tears about to come out:"Brother hasn't seen you for a few years, and you still haven't changed".

Newly soaked a girl, is holding her hand to the street to wander, I don't want to, was found by my wife on the spot, so my face did not change color and my heart did not beat and kissed the girl, my wife just scolded a sentence, and I returned the mouth, Miss, you recognize the wrong person, there are still many people who look the same in the world.

On a rainy day, he ran home on the street, knocked down a child on the way, and immediately said to his parents"I'm a police officer and I'm on duty"Then run.

How do you feel about Li Bai's two sentences of 'the bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground'? "He must be short-sighted. ”

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This is what my friend said, see if it works? Because different older people are different at different ages.

See all 2 of the jokes.

I'll answer. I'll answer See all 2.

Anonymous usersRecommended on 2017-04-19

After the police arrived.

Constable A: What a serious car accident.

Officer B: yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, there's breathing, let's help him turn his head back.

Officer B: Okay. One or two made great efforts and turned back.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing.

In a hospital ward, A and B started to get sick when they were idle, and A asked B: Brother, how did you get it on your leg? Why is it so serious?

B: Hey! That night, the boss invited him to dinner, drank more, and drove over a bridge when he came back, and there was a sign on the bridge, which was too far away to see.

He slammed on the accelerator and rushed up. Hey, look for it, and see it clearly written on it - dig a pit ahead, please detour. As a result, I stepped on the accelerator too hard, and I planted a sharp turn before I came!

Ay! Brother, what's going on in your head? Why is it so tightly wrapped?

At this time, B grabbed A's hand and said, "I have found you, it turns out to be you boy." Do you know that I was the one who dug the pit under the bridge that night?

An old lady lives in the countryside and is very conservative, so she can't get used to seeing young people hugging and hugging. One day, she happened to see the news broadcast, and then the old lady said to the people around her: "You see how well-behaved these two young people are, they sit together and talk for so long, and they don't even pull their hands!" ”

You can search the Internet, or you can collect information books.

Husband: "I didn't step on your feet, why did you shout at me to step on your feet several times in front of the public just now?" ”。Wife: "With such beautiful high heels, I can't just let you look at it alone!" ”

A rabbit races against a fast tortoise, guess who wins?

A: Rabbits

Q: Wrong! It's a turtle pull, and it was said earlier that it was a turtle that ran very fast, and it ran fast Q: The rabbit was not reconciled, and ran with a turtle wearing sunglasses, who won this time?

A: Yes. Rabbit bar.

Q: Wrong! The turtle took off his sunglasses, too! It's the fast-running turtle again

.The little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads?" ”

Boss: "Ah, I'm sorry, not so much".

That's it... The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.

The next day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?" ”

Boss: "I'm sorry, but I still don't."

That's it... The little white rabbit went away again dejectedly.

On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?" ”

The boss happily said, "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred small loaves of bread!" ”

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" ”