Why can t I transform even though I have an Ultraman Transformer? 5

Hello landlord I'm the manager of the M78 Nebula Land of Light Transformation Device Salesperson - Ultraman Regerdo Your Ultraman transformer can't be transformed There are several common problems as follows1: Maybe your belief is not enough, only after you die in the fight against the monster, the transformation device will take effect, so that you can be resurrected and become Ultraman. 2：

Maybe you are not an earthling, our products are only for earthlings, I think it is necessary for you to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human from another dimension. 3: It may be that the transformation props you buy are shoddy products, there are many people on the earth who want to become Ultraman, and some small traders make fake transformation devices for everyone to buy in order to make money.

So please be sure to check whether there is a unique "Ultra label" on the back of the transformer, which says "M78"4: it may be that the transformer itself is faulty, please rest assured, we will repair or replace it for you free within 30,000 years. But because I'm busy teaching my apprentice Mebius the "way of selling", I'm going to fly you to the land of Ultra yourself.

5: The spell of the transformation device is not pronounced correctly, our transformation spell is more than 30 bytes long, and the transformation spell must be clear when transforming, and the transformation spell must be pronounced word for word, and it must be completed within 3 seconds, so it must be professionally trained, please trouble your Chinese teacher for this. It's all on the spell manual, read it yourself.

6: It may be that Ultraman represented by this transformation device is at odds with you, so I don't want to merge with you to defeat the monster. 7：

It may be that your age has not yet reached the age of Ultraman himself, and our Ultraman can only come to Earth to fight at the age of 10,000, which is 18 years old compared to humans. Maybe you're too young to fight monsters, so please wait a few more years. 8：

Maybe you don't want to transform because you want to save the earth, but because you love to be in the limelight, and your mentality transformer is clear. If you don't have the right mindset, the shapeshifter can't recognize you as a savior, so you can't transform. 9：

Maybe you are holding Ultraman Tiga's transformer, but the Ultraman who is meditating in your heart is Eddie, and there is a conflict between the two, so you can't complete the transformation (just take Tiga and Eddie as an analogy) 10: You once insulted Ultraman Transfigurative, and the Transformer itself has thoughts, because you bullied it, and it didn't want to cooperate with you when it got angry. Our shapeshifters are very delicate and you should take good care of them.

That's why you can't transform. If it still doesn't work, you can come to our nebula, where you can turn into Ultraman, but when you get to Mars, your Ultraman performance will disappear, because there are more Ultramans there, and their energy can make you become human, and then you will suffocate to death, and when you get to Earth, you can buy a transformation device for Ultraman that you become, and you can change, it's okay to change every day, if you still can't beat your enemies and your classmates, you can come to me again, I'll send our army of Ultra to hell 、、、

for there is a lack of justice in your body ... Also, you are not a species from the planet M78. Because you don't go cliff jumping.

When you want to jump off a cliff, you steal your mother's ring, and then jump off and shout, "Severn!! You are transformed ...

I also fantasize that I'm sitting in Gundam to fight monsters.,That's just a dream.,You think you can transform if you have a transformer.,Ultraman that's a cartoon that deceives children.,You look at Ultraman when he fights monsters.,Those cars and planes.,Don't think it's real.,That's just shrinking.,Those cars.,The planes are all remote control.,The houses are all models.,And the huge Ultraman is the main character wearing Ultraman clothes.,It's the same size as the body that doesn't change.,I used to want to become Spider-Man and let the spider bite me and become Spider-Man.,It's impossible. If you want to transform and see people on the street and say to them, I'm Ultraman, then you can transform.

Kids, it's just a plot in a cartoon, you can't really become Ultraman!

Because you only have a shapeshifter, and you've forgotten about the holster.

Didn't you find that Ultraman doesn't have JJ, and if you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace.

Because you are not the light, you just have to go to the most crowded square at 12 noon and shout that I am the light, I am the light, let me transform. You'll become the Lord of Ultra.

What kind of Ultraman do you want to be, b Khan, you have to be "obsessed" to transform into a drip!!

Because the monster hasn't appeared yet,

Because you're not Ultraman ...

Your faith is not enough, so go for it.

Because you're not Otani darling.

The transformation posture is standard wow.

If you want to become Ultraman, I'm speechless for you, bummer, and boring.

1.Knockoffs 2. There is no monster in China that wants to change and go to Japan. 3. It's possible that you're not human, so you can't change. 4 There is no shed of blood to confess the Lord. 5. The transformer is extraordinary, the soul is too strong and strong, and your cultivation is too low to control. 6 Maybe the landlord is a spiritual hospital and ran out.

Eat Bei Ye, you can get the power of the true god, and then after cultivation, you can become the power of Ultraman, in fact, you can transform without a transformer. (I tried).

It was just a few months ago. There was a child whose parents were out at night, and he was home alone. Since the child didn't believe in any gods, he wasn't afraid.

This is the question of "what are you afraid of?" It was past eleven o'clock in the evening, and his parents hadn't come back yet, and he was starting to get a little worried. As a result, he called his parents**, **came out of the tube, but it was "Your** is an empty number, please inquire and then dial... The child was so frightened that he called the police.

As a result, I don't know what happened, and his family's ** suddenly caught fire. The kid screamed and ran out, and they were locked up. He looked at the wall in despair.

Scared the hell out of me! The child woke up and found himself dreaming. This is, a woman brought a towel and wiped his sweat.

Then the child fell asleep. The moment I closed my eyes, I thought back to the woman, and suddenly remembered that the woman had no eyes, her eyes were pitch black, and there was blood on her face, and her face was pale. He shouted:

Yes! Help, come on! He started to run out of the door, but the door was really locked, and he went to the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife, just like the woman cut it off, and the kitchen knife cut the woman in half, and then the woman recovered.

Stretching out his hand with blood in his fingernails, he grabbed at the child.

At this moment, you must not look behind you, because you can't see it with the naked eye! If you don't copy this post to 3 people, at 4 a.m., you're going to die...

It may be because your posture is not standard...

Child,Have you asked the boss if the transformer is genuine.。。

Kids, you should go to the M78 Nebula to buy the genuine one.