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Anonymous users2024-02-05Once upon a time there was a little match, and one day his head was tickling, and he scratched and scratched, and suddenly, poof, the little match caught fire...
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Xiao Li is a friend of mine.
He said, "Let's go! Please go swimming! ”
I said, "No! ”
He said, "Why? ”
I said, "The water is so dirty, they all pee in it." ”
He said, "Then let's pee in too!" ”
I said, "No! ”
And then he went himself.
After playing for less than half an hour, call me **. said: "Give me the 300 yuan, I pee and people will catch me."
I said, "How can someone catch it?" ”
He said: "People pee in the water, and I pee on the jumping platform." ”
The next day, I didn't have the face to go back secretly. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
said: "Give me that 300 yuan, I pee and let people catch me."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
He said: "Don't mention it, I peed in the water, and yesterday I was fined 300 and put on fire." A pee pulls the yellow line! ”
On the third day, I went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
said: "Give me that 300 yuan, I pee and let people catch me."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
He said: "Don't mention it, I got a cold yesterday and brought out a bubble of feces when I urinated."
On the fourth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
said: "Give me that 300 yuan, I pee and let people catch me."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
He said: "Don't mention it, I saw a super hot beauty today, and when she urinated, she actually brought out white sticky".
On the fifth day, I went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
Say, "Give me 300 dollars."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
"Don't mention it, I peed so much that the whole pool overflowed," he said
Me: ". On the sixth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
Say, "Give me 300 dollars."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
He said, "Don't mention it, I'm scared away when I come." ”
Me: ". On the seventh day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
Say, "Give me 300 dollars."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
He said: "As soon as I came, the people in the pool were all urinating.
Me: ". On the eighth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
Say, "Give me 300 dollars."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
He said, "Don't mention it, as soon as I came, the administrator was scared to pee." ”
Me: ". On the ninth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
Say, "Give me 300 dollars."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
He said: "Don't mention it, I can't pee out, people won't let me go." ”
Me: ". On the tenth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
Say, "Give me 300 dollars."
I said, "Why did you catch it again?" ”
He said: "Don't mention it, I haven't urinated yet, and when people see that it's me again, they will be fined 300 yuan first."
Me: ".
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That's friends! Friends only!
hugged her tightly and apologized sincerely.
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They all have old plots.
Seriously, she may be using you as a replacement for her ex-boyfriend, without whom he still has a place to lean on. It's really unfair to you. You find a chance to talk to her about your thoughts again, if she really loves you, she will change, if not, you are ready to give up. >>>More