Ask for a funny autograph that is not too long

1. Love is like writing a song, it needs inspiration, and if it feels light, it can't be written, and it can't be forced.

2. Put you into my future dreams, I won't be overwhelmed if you don't know that you are absent.

3. Dad said, what is the New Year. It's not just 1.3 billion people sitting in front of the TV staring.

4. Don't keep saying that you're fine, it's not a matter if you're fine.

5. Others are full after two bites, but I can still eat two bites when I am full.

6. Not every kind of milk is called Trensu, and not everyone is as pure as me.

7. The heart of the lotus root can only be buried deep in geography.

8. In the lonely era, you can only climb the wall and wait for red apricots.

9. A heartbreaking hug is suitable for a shallow taste, not for deep intoxication.

10. Drinking Besunyen Changrun tea, swishing, the chest is gone.

11. Not because I'm obsessed, but because you're worthy.

12. Will you see a me who turns your loss into my sadness?

13. You have a lot of personality, "not tall, and your personality is so bad".

14. It is better to play the piano to a cow than to a sheep, because he will not have a cow's temper.

15. I'm sorry, forgive me for bothering you so long.

16. When love has become a burden, we all learn to let go.

17. I'm single, my phone is broken, and I'm in the same mood as falling out of love!

18. Promise is a ** to a fool.

19. Behind the silence, there is an invisible sadness.

20. Don't use your eyes to electricity me, because my glasses are insulated.

My signature is not very long, hilarious and funny.

I wish there are lovers in the world who will eventually become brothers and sisters, thank you.

The deaf can hear.

The dumb man said, "The blind man sees a ghost."

Chopin , if you bounce out my sorrow , I will give you 2 cents

don't use the speed at which you can bounce the video to challenge your sister's blackout skills

1 The angel flies because he thinks of himself very lightly. Don't take yourself too seriously, it's easy to fall down...

2 When darkness strikes, will the sunflower still wait for its only sun?

3 SpongeBob SquarePants is like Russia without you, the world is no longer exciting.

4 * Drowning people, I will not be sympathetic, mad what, are you not human?

5 Man wants to get a heart of death, and he knows -- if there is no such thing as time, then there is none''I love you''This kind of thing!

6 In this world, it is impossible to fully follow the rules, and there will be knights who break the rules, pawns who betray their masters, and if there is the slightest hesitation, they will immediately become generals.

7 The most tragic thing in the world is that you are gone, and I am still there. 8 Everyone is born original, but sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

9 Whenever I'm bullied, I always keep my head down, not trying to run away, but looking for a brick.

10 My great name is God, my little name is Jesus, my name is God, and my name is Nyorai.

11 I picked up 10 yuan on the side of the road and handed it to the handsome guy who took the money and nodded at me, and I said happily and rushed to a member.

12" It is better to laugh and weep than to cry.

God, a little bit of a beating, ah.

Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin! This is an absolute classic.

Regardless of whether the signature is popular or not, it is not appropriate to love me.

I'm a pig, a pig is me, laal, laal!

I'm dead, I have something to burn paper!

Signatures don't do much good.

Sometimes I ask, nothing to find numbness.

I am dead, and I have money to burn.

Niu B just one word, I only say it once.

1.Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person......

2.Cutting wires with kitchen knives in hand, sparks and lightning along the way.

3.Recently, I have always had insomnia and woke up every 16 hours.

4.Everyone says that I'm ugly, but I'm just not so beautiful.

5.I never bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him...

6.A gentleman is nothing more than a wolf of patience.

7.I'm not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

8.Why don't you find a quiet place to count your brain cells?

9.Knowing that you are not doing well, I am also relieved.

10.Life is only three days, and those who live yesterday are confused; Those who live tomorrow wait; People who live in the hail of God today are the most down-to-earth.

11.The road to success is always under construction.

12.I genuinely want to make making money my hobby.

13.The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

14.A woman's lack of talent is virtue, and I must be too lacking in virtue.

15.The sign of an immature man is that he can sacrifice for the sake of his ideals, and the mark of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideals.

16.In the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

17.I want the world to know that I'm low-key.

18.I want to grow old with you if I am not careful.

19.A real warrior who dares to face his face without makeup.

20.Wearing stalls, pedaling Wenzhou shoes, the whole body does not add up to more than 200 yuan, only the bag in the hand is considered a high-end leather bag, because its English name is "gaojipibao".

21.What makes people unable to extricate themselves is that in addition to teeth, there is love.

22.Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open the door to others, and leave jokingly.

23.Most people want to change the world, but few want to change themselves.

24.People always want to let the ghosts and gods know when they do something good, and they always think that the ghosts don't know when they do something bad, and we make it too difficult for the ghosts and gods.

25.When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world couldn't save me.

26.I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

27.Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not be amorous because of sadness.

28.Don't call me an otaku, please call me Marie Curie.

Aren't there a lot of them on TV, so keep an eye out for them when they come out again.

People will only say that you are stupid, and I will show proof that you are stupid!