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years, she confessed to him, he refused, and after graduation, he went his separate ways. They experienced different kinds of love. At the age of 26, in the crowd, he proposed to her.
She asked him, "Why didn't you say yes in the first place?" He said, I want to be your home instead of your first love. Now we understand what love is.
2. At the wedding, "Groom, do you have anything to say to the bride?" The officiant asked. "First of all, I would like to thank your parents for giving birth to such a perfect daughter and entrusting you to me.
Then, I want to thank your ex-boyfriend for how I met you if it wasn't for him. Finally, I would like to thank you, my dear bride, for giving me the opportunity to accompany you for a lifetime. He didn't seem to hesitate.
3. The boy walked into the school gate with his bag and was stopped by the girl. She said, classmate, your school card. The boy bypassed her and didn't bring it.
She followed, what is your class number? Boys. The girl looked at the boy's back and said, "I finally know your class number."
In the distance, the boy took out his school card from his pocket and hung it around his neck.
4. My wife's small diamond ring was stolen. But she happily told me: Fortunately, when I treated my mother the year before last, I had used the real ring as a medical expense, otherwise I would be really distressed!
I said: You have suffered with me all these years, and I have not even been able to keep the wedding ring. She said
Silly words, with you and the child by my side, I am not bitter. When I woke up that night, I secretly threw the last year's ransom slip into the toilet and flushed it behind my wife's back.
5. When he was with her, she was always unreasonable and relied on him for everything, but he always admitted it resignedly, saying "yes, yes, yes, my fault" every time. Every time she was always very proud, one day, a friend asked him, "Why do you want to let her even if she is unreasonable?" He laughed and said, "She's unreasonable, proving that she loves me."
Sometimes, women are unreasonable, all because they love you too much.
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Searching for defeat or worrying about calculating others, and if you leak your fingers, you will also suffer.
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There is a couple who are very cowardly and let their girlfriends try before doing anything. My girlfriend was very unhappy about this. Once, the two went to sea, and when they returned, a hurricane destroyed the dinghy, but fortunately, his girlfriend grabbed a plank to save their lives.
Girlfriend asked boyfriend:"Are you afraid? "The boyfriend took out a fruit knife from his arms and said:
I'm afraid, but when a shark comes, I'll use this against it. "The girlfriend just shook her head and smiled bitterly. Soon, a freighter spotted them, and just as they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared, and his girlfriend shouted:
Let's swim hard together, and we'll be fine! "The boyfriend suddenly pushed his girlfriend into the sea, * grabbed the plank towards the freighter, and shouted:"I'll try it this time!
The girlfriend was stunned, looking at her boyfriend's back, feeling very desperate. The shark was approaching, but he was not interested in his girlfriend and swam straight to his boyfriend, who was bitten by the shark fiercely, and he shouted at his girlfriend like crazy"I love you!
The girlfriend was rescued, and everyone on the deck was in silent mourning, and the captain sat down next to his girlfriend and said:"Mademoiselle, he is the bravest man I have ever met. We pray for him!
No, he's a coward. "The girlfriend said coldly. "How do you say that?
I've been watching you with a telescope just now, and I can clearly see that he pushed you away and cut his own wrist with a knife. The shark is sensitive to the smell of blood, and if he doesn't do it to buy time, I'm afraid you'll never show up on this ship.
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