Ask a classic funny question?

Eggs, because there were oviparous animals before the appearance of chickens, they mate, reproduce, reproduce, and slowly appear as an animal.

So there are eggs first, but this is not a chicken's egg, or there is a chicken first, but this chicken is not hatched from an egg, so these two answers depend on the direction of the question you ask, but just looking at your question, it is definitely the first egg, the age of dinosaurs is definitely much older than chickens. Hehehehehehe.

It's a question that has been asked for thousands of years, and no one can come up.

I answered.

Oh, this question can be answered like this.

If you ask whether there was an egg or a chicken, it must have been an egg first, because the earliest egg was certainly not an egg, and if you asked whether there was an egg or a chicken, it must have been a chicken, because only the eggs laid by the chicken are called eggs.

According to the research of British scientists, there were eggs first, and the earliest chickens came out of the last dinosaur eggs, and dinosaurs were the ancestors of chickens.

If you ask whether the egg came first, or the chicken, it must have been the egg first, because the earliest egg was certainly not an egg.

If you ask if there is an egg or a chicken, it must be the chicken, because only the eggs laid by the chicken are called eggs.

It must have come first ... Egg. of... Before the chickens were there, there were already dinosaur eggs... I don't know how many years before chickens!

We need a lot of jokes in life to improve our taste of life, so what are some funny question-and-answer dialogues? I've put together a few for everyone.

1.Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower, or rose?

Jasmine. Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2.Question: What is the pencil's last name?

Shaw. Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.

3.Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?

Parallel. Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

4.Question: Which is the worst one, eraser, tiger skin, or lion skin?

Rubber. Reason: Eraser (eraser difference).

5.Question: What are the fears of cloth and paper?

The cloth is afraid of 10,000, and the paper is afraid of what if.

Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.

6.Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?

Ice cream. Reason: Ice Cream Annihilation Ling (Ice Kirin).

7.Question: Which historical figure is the most indebted?

Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north side of the sea (flattened by the sea).

1."I see you full."

Why? "Because it's beautiful and delicious".

2."How does the general bad news begin? ”

The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message...

3."I actually had a nosebleed yesterday."

It seems that the eldest aunt is lost".

4."Mom, I'm coming out."

Homosexual? "Hmm".

Stay away from your dad."

5."Mulan, we can finally be together".

You know I'm a woman!?”

You're a woman?!”

6."How do you want to spend the weekend".

What is today actually the weekend".

7."Mom, I'm what you're doing."

Intellectual retardation. ”8."If you are hit by a car and fly 10 meters away, what do you say is the most handsome after you get up and tremble? ”

Next car "9"I'm sorry, we may not be a good fit".

Fart, I'm wild".

10."If it were in ancient times, my sister's appearance would be able to support the entire Qinglou! ”

Do you mean you look like a pillar? ”

You feel very satisfied after you help others! (That's what I'm like, even if it's a little thing!) I didn't help my grandmother cross the street, but I did push her tricycle because it was too crowded!

When the grandmother smiled and said thank you, I felt like I could blossom! Hehe! ）