Our New Year s Day party provides a skit urgent, funny, and begging

Updated on amusement 2024-02-19
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  1. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    Characters: ornament, ornament, ornament.

    As , as , 1 role teacher. Bad student name. Good student name.

    Bad 1 :( crossed Erlang's legs, eating snacks, and shaking his head while watching comics) When is the summer vacation, and going to school is almost annoying.

    Bad 2 :(eating snacks and holding drinks) is, how many days have I been in school, almost five days, I can only describe it in one word. Bother!

    Bad 3 :( just woke up in a daze) Maybe 300,000 seconds before Saturday opens. (After talking about variables) 1234...

    Bad 2 :( pushed him and jokingly said) It's so precise, how can you test that little in the exam, hum.

    Bad 1 :(Despair) It's going to be so long.

    Okay :(helplessly) should be about 30,000 seconds, what is the concept of 300,000 seconds, about 90 hours.

    Bad 3 :(Shame, helpless) You don't care, this troublesome calculation is not suitable for Uncle Ben.

    Here comes the teacher. Everyone started to collect it, but the comics fell and the drink leaked, so I woke up startled.

    The teacher looked at it and said: (angry and helpless) Why are you still doing nothing, you are about to graduate and take the exam, don't you want to review?

    Bad 1 :( Garlic) graduation exam, what is the number?

    Bad 2 :(pretending to be innocent) I don't know.

    Bad 3 :(snickering) Silly?

    Well, :(helpless) is less than twenty days away.

    Bad 1 :(pretending to be surprised) twenty days, fake it.

    Bad 2: Don't pretend, it's not like you don't know.

    Bad 3: How many times have you used this trick?

    Bad 1 :(Laugh after spoofing).

    Teacher: Quiet, yes, there are less than 20 days, how can you still play?

    Bad 1: Our family is divided into school districts, what are we afraid of.

    Bad 2: It's just that my family is good in Qingzhong.

    Bad 3 ; What are you, my home is in Huaizhong.

    Okay: You guys, it's really hopeless.

    Teacher: Don't you miss elementary school life?

    Bad 1 :(Bad laugh) Nostalgia, nostalgia, nostalgia.

    Bad 2 : Nostalgia, nostalgia.

    Bad 3 ; How can you not miss it.

    Okay: I really want to go back to the old days, when I was in first grade... Make a memory).

    Teacher: I'll give you a little reminiscence, (and a paragraph that allows the whole class to reminisce about elementary school life if you can, if you can, a little more time, if not, you can pass by).

    Bad 1: Actually, elementary school life is quite memorable.

    Bad 2 : yes (nodding).

    Bad 3 :(sigh).

    Well:( still in my own memories).

    Sensei: :(nodded happily) So...

    Bad 1 : I'm going to write a memoir.

    Bad 2: I'm going to write a classmate.

    Bad 3: I'm going to write a memoir and I'm writing a classmate.

    Good; (Don't believe it) just you?

    Teacher: :(don't believe it either) what?

    Bad 1: How don't you believe us?

    Bad 2 ; Teachers should give us encouragement.

    Bad 3: yes.

    Teacher: :(get angry) I mean you should study hard! (Hedong lion roars).

    The bad student gagged his ears in fright: Ah.

    Okay:( shook his head proudly) Did you hear that?

    I also have to add a certain amount of space for my own line imagination.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    The 2014 Chinese New Year sketch "Happy Dream Show" is all about some things or star news in the society in the past 13 years! Meets your requirements.

    Gather Li Moumou, Wang Feng on the headlines, where is Dad, young people ask Zen masters, Singles' Day Double Eleven, show off wealth competition, female men, local tyrants as friends and other popular elements.

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