Ask for a funny sketch, not too long, 3 to 4 people to play!

A: Today we are going to perform bai; du

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Zhi meditates and thinks hard for a long time;

D: (Turning his left hand into a fist and placing it in reply.)

Left upper eye socket, head down) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not good;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

B: The four of us use it for a show;

C: A show at the party;

Ding: It's a mission!

A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I haven't been able to get married;

Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;

B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;

C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;

Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;

B: The ugly woman was hooded;

C: Grab into the car and start the car;

Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;

B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman;

Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refuses to go;

C: Willing to be sold as a wife;

Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;

B: I don't know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly there was a roar;

Ding: Stay behind, let's go!

A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).

A: We're going to perform today;

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Meditate and think for a long time;

Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not good;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

B: The four of us use it for a show;

C: A show at the party;

Ding: It's a mission!

A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I haven't been able to get married;

Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;

B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;

C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;

Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;

B: The ugly woman was hooded;

C: Grab into the car and start the car;

Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;

B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman;

Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refuses to go;

C: Willing to be sold as a wife;

Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;

B: I don't know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly there was a roar;

Ding: Stay behind, let's go!

A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).

Zhao Benshan's sketch "Kung Fu".

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”