Excellent or funny text messages for the equinox

April Fool's, this one is turned, because I personally think some are pretty good! If you feel the same way, please give points, thank you very much!

I beg you, can you find a spare room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this, I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find someone I trust, I'm Saddam!

You are kind like a cat, you are faithful like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know your way like a horse, you are beautiful like a butterfly, you are industrious like a bee, you are like everything, no wonder everyone calls you...Beast!

Last night I dreamed of you and sent you home, we walked to a beautiful building, you said it, ran in, I looked at your figure, and I saw that it said mental hospital.

Yesterday I made a bet with a friend and I said: there is nothing stupider in the world than a pig. As a result, I lost, and it's all your fault. Invite me to dinner!! Soothe my frustrated heart.

Look at the beauty, please press down... It's not good, the beauty ran away.。。。 I said you ran away, and you still pressed.。。。 Stupid still presses... Not really.

Send this text message ** 3 times, and you will be lucky; ** 6 times, you will go official luck; **10 times, you will go peach blossom luck; **20 times and you will spend 2 yuan!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Sorry, the cassette is out.

When you woke up today, there was a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a suicide note by your side: I struggled all night, and your skin was so thick that I had no shame to live in this world! Lord, forgive him. I was suicidal.

Someone saw you today, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking detached and comfortable, it is really cute, I really don't know how you raced the rabbit back then?

There you go! Find someone worthy of your love...I don't know you well enough, I know that there are some things that can't be forced, and some distances that can't be crossed, like yesterday I really couldn't believe that you went with someone for the sake of a bone.

The female mouth fruit can see the sun and the moon white This tongue, that words against the sun and the moon people are white spoon eyes Gen Mu Qing has serious white spoon astigmatism joke portal.

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!

It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!

It's okay! It's okay! I'll just tell you it's okay, you're still a fart!

A cricket made a bet with the pig and said, "If I jump into the grass, you won't see me," and the pig said, "Shall I see?" So the crickets jumped into the grass. Pigs are watching, pigs are watching! The pigs are still watching! Why are the pigs still watching?!

The festival is just a pretense for fun, and happiness is the best policy. So it doesn't hurt to be fooled on April Fool's Day, after all, everyone is here to be easy and happy. Don't take it too seriously. String 9

Hehe, April 1st fool'S Day, let's enthusiastically wish you a Happy April Fool's Day!

The east wind thaws and the cold winter ends, and the fish begin to sting; The otter sacrifices the fish on the beach shore, and the wild geese fly north to report spring.

To open an account, you must abstain from thunder for three days, and divide the day and night equinoxes equally; The earth-shattering thunder and lightning have sounded, and the stinging insects are salty and come in mid-spring.

Yang Qi encourages those who sprout to grow, and those who sprout reach out to new sprouts; Ji Chun's vitality is vigorous, and the collection of essence is new day by day.

The following are all text messages during the spring equinox, see if there is anything you are satisfied with.

Spring equinox blessing text message, send it to friends and family, and take away a piece of your heart!

It's a good time for the spring equinox! May you hold peace, health, happiness, happiness, sweetness, fortune, auspiciousness, and spend every day happily!

The plan of the year lies in the spring! May you feel the wisdom of wagging your tail, comprehend the spirit of gnawing bones, inspire the courage to jump over the wall, and cultivate the style of taking mice. In the bright spring light, the dog and the duck croak, the spring flowers bloom step by step!

No matter how the weather changes, good health; No matter how much wealth you have, peace is good; No matter how many good or bad it is, it is good to be full; Whether you get together often or not, just keep it in mind; No matter what you're in**, it's a good time to be happy today!

With the warmth of shabu mutton, the warmth of boiled fish, the deliciousness of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of Dongpo meat, and the breadth of ramen noodles, I would like to express my most sincere wishes to you: Good omen for the spring equinox, and this year will go to the next level!

At the time of the spring equinox, I put my blessings and hopes under the buds that will bloom. Let them, along the spring seedlings, give you the fullness and fragrance of the year.

A green leaf in spring, full of friendship for roots; A small text message condenses my best wishes to you. The vernal equinox heralds another wonderful start for you: may success and happiness always be with you!

1. In the vast sea of people.

You made my heart flutter.

You don't seem to care.

It makes me feel a dull ache.

Your silence makes me afraid to confess my scheming.

But I couldn't help myself.

Now I want you to understand.

You've stepped on my feet!

2. You were standing on the balcony that day.

Enjoy the haze of the drizzle.

I thought about the ups and downs of life.

Is your face wet with tears, or rain?

You look up at the sky.

Wow! Who's upstairs!

Find three cups at random, you knock on the first one and ask your friend to say "forget", knock on the second cup to ask your friend to say "love", and the third cup to say "water", which is called to test your friend's reaction speed, and after a few times, keep knocking on the first one, and your friend will follow and say "Wangwang-".

Here's an older one: I'll tell you a story, there was a fool in the past, no matter what he asked, he said no, have you eaten, "no" What's your name? "No" Eh, have you heard this story? No-

A: Apart from people, what animals like to ask why? B: I don't know A: Pig B: Why

A river of spring water, a river of waves, a flash is higher than a mountain, send a text message to the straw bag, the straw bag will take out the phone, take out the phone, open it, and find that you are stupid!

The fool stole someone else's wallet and was seen by the blind man The dumb man roared and scared the deaf man The camel stepped forward The lame man flew up and kicked it Mazi said, Look at my face Forget it!

Please don't ask a big question, okay?