Urgent!!! Ask for a text message, funny, and yes with a high score minimum 100 supplementary reward

I would like to invite you to the beautiful seaside to watch the sunset, walk on the beach together to feel the tranquility of dusk, watch the romance of the waves touching the sea, and then climb the highest reef with you, and then kick you into the sea! You don't want me!

Is that it?

One day I'll take you to see the sea, and then we'll stand by the sea

Look at the blue sky and the blue sea in the distance!

And then I'm going to kick you into the sea in the back!!

I want to go to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go mountaineering with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideals; I want to wander with you but can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you but was refused, he said: No dog walking!

I don't know if that's what LZ wants, so I'll grope my way forward, hehe:

I want to go for a walk by the sea with you! Listen to the sound of the waves; Smell the smell of the sea and feel the majesty of the sea; Take you to climb the highest rocks by the sea and then. Kick you into the sea.

lz you see if this is not:

Shall we both go on a date on Saturday? Please grant me my sincere request! Because I really want to go with you to the beach and listen to the sound of the sea, I will take you to climb the highest rock by the sea and then. Kick you down!

Hehe, good luck

I've also found some better ones, LZ can go and see ha.

It's better to chat with her, comfort and comfort her, the trick to chasing girls is that you can chat to her heart, then everything can be done, to be honest, I can't laugh at any funny text messages, and now when I fall out of love, I will be very irritable and send this kind of text message so recklessly.

1. Happiness should be like addition, more and more, sorrow should be like subtraction, less and less, friendship should be like multiplication doubling every year, blessing should be division, just equal to your happiness. Happy New Year's Day.

2. Friendship is not a day or two, blessings come to you. I wish you happiness and boundless happiness. I wish you health and more money, and I wish you happiness forever! New Year's Day is over and over again, I wish you a smile every day!

3. New Year's Day is coming, and you should keep in mind that the weather conditions are well controlled, so there is no trouble in traveling. Warm clothes should be prepared, and it is important to be happy and warm. Eat a good diet and eat more fruits and pears. Happy New Year's Day!

4. The festival blessing is sent, the information should be exquisite, the hairstyle should be trendy, the dressing should be fashionable, the life should be tasteful, the text message should be sincere, the New Year's Day is approaching, friendship is precious, I wish you a smile and enjoy the wonderful taste.

5. The night sky on New Year's Day is exceptionally bright, and I will bloom with the fireworks. Green fireworks light up, I wish you good health; Red fireworks light up, I wish you happiness; The blue fireworks are lit up, and I wish you a lifetime of happiness!

6. Smile in the morning, life is emotional; Usually smile, happy and lively; Smile and forget all your troubles; Happy smile, what a wonderful day. New Year's Day is coming, smile when you see the text message, and be happy in the coming year!

7. Cheers to the past, thank God for the encounter, raise the glass and toast, happiness is our daily taste, and the future Cheers, happiness is the eternity precipitated after Gansu. Happy New Year's Day, friends.

8. Snowflakes can make the earth white, the tide can make the waves churn, the starlight can make the night sky shine, the New Year can make the future look forward to it, my blessings hope to make you happy next year!

9. The wind is also pleasant, the clouds are also brilliant, and the sun is speckled; The road is also open-minded, the road is flat, and the footprints are deep and shallow. Snowflakes, happiness is shallow, and life is simple. Wishing you a blessed New Year's Day!

The spring cow has been taken care of, and the big gift is a set for each person: a festive tune, a happy tune, a happy ticket, a financial key, an auspicious cloud, and a round of blessings. Happy year to all of you.

The New Year is coming, good luck shines, troubles lean aside, I wish you to go out to meet nobles, listen to the good news at home, black gauze hats fall on your head, and banknotes float on you.

Your status is upgraded, and the world is looking up to you. Ask the country about big things and small feelings, and don't forget the civilized flowers when you go out. You don't have to rush to make money, the euro dollar is flying everywhere. Good luck in the Year of the Tiger. I texted under the banner of the Five Rings!

It's another year of spring, the Year of the Tiger is really lively, Fuwa prays for the blessing of the country, the Olympic medals are full of arms, the gods are seven to the sky, the country is high, and the people are healthy and harmonious. SMS New Year's greetings to me at the earliest, sincere wishes to everyone.

Lively and lively New Year's greetings: diligent and diligent financial year, every household earns a lot of money; The year of prosperity and prosperity, up and down is full of joy; Hee-hee-ha-ha, the old and the young are reunited.

Luck is chasing you, good things are following you, money is sticking to you, nobles help you, disasters are avoiding you, villains are around you, lovers are thinking of you, family is hanging on you, God bless you, I am blessing you. Wishing you a blessed Year of the Tiger!

The stars are shining, the night is quiet, on your way home, send my sincere wishes. The stars are like me, walk with you, say friends, and wish you good luck in the Year of the Tiger!

It's the New Year, and I'll give you a couplet! Shanglian: You should eat, you should drink, and don't put it in your heart when you encounter something. Downlink: Soaking in the bath, looking at the watch, comfortable for a second is a second. Side-by-side: Just be happy!

There is a thing called snow in the heavens and the earth, which falls from the sky and melts on the ground; There is a thing in the world called love, which is born from attraction and harmonious in sublimation; One of your friends is you, known by chance, and forever! Happy Chinese New Year! The blue sky is the paper, the breeze is the pen, the blessing is the star, the sincere star is pointed, the white clouds are painted, the moon is presented, and it is sent to you who are reading the text message, happy New Year, life is picturesque, good things are repeated, and good dreams are sweet!

Today is the New Year, and I will take the gods with me. Lead the god of good fortune to report peace, and the god of Lu helps Shi Lu. The god of longevity protects the human body, and the god of wealth has a wide range of money. There is also a Western Venus, love and bathe!

Work is a ship, and achievement is a sail; Festivals are like shores, homes are like harbors; Wash away the dust and smile your face; With the help of text messages, send wishes; Waking up is laughing, falling asleep is sweet; The heart fulfills people's wishes, and happiness lasts forever! Happy Chinese New Year! Year of the Tiger greetings text message.

The so-called happiness is a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply, a group of trusted friends, when you receive this message on the occasion of the New Year, everything will follow! Year of the Tiger greetings text message.

Haha, every day sunshine network is more classic than this @!

An old lady is illiterate, but she likes to listen to the radio, and the weather forecast must be listened to every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question I want to ask, do you know where the local area is?" It rains almost every day.

1. I am a lonely tree, standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day, when you walk gently by the side of the road, it will fall for you.

.Small, if you can't smash it, you will count me as living in vain!

2. It's raining, and there are many fools in the mental hospital taking towels and soaps to take a bath in the rain, only you are watching alone on the windowsill, and someone asks you curiously: "What are you doing?" ”

You say, "Those fools are stupid, I'll wait until the water is hot." ”

3. God created water because he saw that the population was thirsty, and he created fire because he saw the darkness of the world, and God saw that I needed a friend, so you appeared, and so.

God lost the bucket from which He held the rice.

4. Your voice came from the Red River Valley, but I couldn't see your trace, and I couldn't stop looking.

Finally found you around the corner of the mountain, it's you! It's really you!

You were with an old man, and I ran over excitedly and said, "Uncle, borrow a donkey for use!"

If you don't go to the Great Wall, you are not a hero.

You are the Great Wall.

The Spring Festival of the Year of the Ox is coming, and the text message comes to say hello; May you have a smooth day and a good night's sleep; ** from the sky, hitting your feet; To ask who I am, look at my phone number.

Mahaha was driving along a country road with his family when suddenly, he spotted a frog crossing the road. Mahaha quickly stopped the car, walked down, and put the frog on the side of the road. The frog thanked Mahaha very much and promised to grant one of Mahaha's wishes.

So Mahaha said to the frog, "Next week there is going to be a 'dog contest', and I want my dog to be the first. The frog asked to see the dog, and Mahaha took the dog out of the car.

The frog looked at it, and the dog was stupid and fat, and it only had three legs. "I'm afraid this wish will be difficult to come true, so you might as well change your wish! The frog said guiltily.

So let's make my wife win first place in the next beauty pageant! Mahaha demanded. The frog asked Mahaha's wife to get out of the car, looked at it and said:

Can I take another look at that dog? ”

There was a neuropathy, I didn't know how to get a pistol from **, and he walked in a small black alley. Suddenly I met a young man, and without saying a word, he put it on the ground and put it on his head with a gun! Asked:

Equal to 2 Neuropathy shot him without hesitation! Then he dragged the gun in his arms and said coldly:

You know too much.

Sasuke was dating Rancy and suddenly received a text message from Ransy: "I'll be here in 5 minutes." Sasuke smiled happily. Suddenly, I received another message: "If I don't arrive, please read that message again."