Find a funny ghost story on campus. There is Sadako in it, the old corpse of the mountain village

A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report:

Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!! "

Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, it's time for the meeting!! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said:"Pickles please sausage pickles! "

Translation: Now the mayor of the township is invited to speak! ）

Translation: Don't speak, I'll tell you a story...

Taoyuan dialect is very peculiar, and the tail note is very high, such as"Bureau", and it is pronounced"Pigs"。

First go to the Propaganda Department of the county party committee and contact the Personnel Bureau for an interview. The people from the Propaganda Department called ** to make an appointment for me, using hands-free.

Propaganda Department:"Hey, are you a pig? (Bureau of Personnel)."

Other:"No, you're mistaken. I'm not a human being a pig (Personnel Bureau), my mother is a pig (Food Bureau). "

I tried my best to hold back my laughter, and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended a debriefing meeting in a county. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator:"Which units have arrived? "

So the participants reported themselves to their homes one by one:

I am a male gelding pig (Public Security Bureau). "

My name is Pig (EDB). "

I'm a bit of a pig (post office). "

I'm a typical pig (telecommunications bureau).

Hehe, I wish you an early encounter with ghosts.

Are you talking about a ghost story told by a ghost story troupe, or what is the name of this ghost story?

Movie: "Strange Talk New Ear Bag".

Look at that movie to find out if it's out first.

Aunt Mei? Is it the woman who was designed by her husband to sell Y?

"The Cat Sees the Eyes of Death", "Rose Red Lotus", "Curse", "Examination of Death", "Cabin in the Woods", "Pen Fairy", "Ghost Doll Hanako", "Ghost Calling", "Suddenly One Day" series, "The Devil is Behind", "Sharing the Table with the Ghost", "Claustrophobic Space", "Ghost Dormitory".

According to the landlord's question, I guess the landlord may like horror movies from South Korea, Japan and Thailand, so I recommend these films, all of which are typed out word by word, and I hope the landlord will adopt it

Korea's horror comics, ghost friends, and humanoids are all very good, and Thailand's art of subduing demons Ghost Baby Temple, and there is a movie in Hong Kong called Curse Paradise It's okay.

Hell series·· Xenodimension...

European and American non-bloody spiritualist ghost mothers.

Try the Corpse Party manga adaptation.