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Anonymous users2024-02-06The prisoner was executed, and due to the poor quality of the bullets, the first shot did not go off, and then the second shot was fired... The third shot... At this time, the prisoner cried, hugged the bailiff's thigh and said: Big brother, you strangle me! It's so scary!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05A family of mountain people moved to the city, and the father and son visited the big mall for the first time when they saw a strange thing. I saw a silver shining wall that was separated for a while, and merged for a while.
The son asked, "Daddy, what is this?" ”
The father replied, "I have never seen it, I don't know what it is." ”
At this time, the father and son saw an old woman sitting in a wheelchair slowly walking to the wall, pressing it next to it, and the wall parted, and the old man walked into a small room. When the wall was closed, both father and son noticed a shiny number growing in size above them, pausing for a moment and then gradually changing back. At this time, the wall parted again, and a young woman in her twenties came out.
The father stared at the girl with wide eyes, and then said to his son eagerly, "Go, call your mother." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Once I went to the train station to see off a friend. Sudden urgency to urinate while waiting for the bus.
So I went to the toilet at the train station, because it was more urgent and it was the first time to go.
I saw the toilet door and I went in.
I had just unbuttoned my pants and noticed a woman looking at me. My face turned red with a bang.
I hurriedly lifted my pants and apologized as I stepped back, "I'm sorry! It's wrong to rush in! ”
When I came out, I heard the woman say, "Such a big person, and deliberately went into the women's bathroom, hooligan!" ”
I immediately ran out. Just when I was wondering, I heard the woman in the toilet next door just now.
This, ah! Excuse me! I went to the wrong toilet too!
Will this joke be cold? Hope you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Once upon a time, ......Haha, later ......Hehe, ...... laterIs it funny when the joke ends.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Once upon a time there was a eunuch. Below??? There's no more down there.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Who is knocking on my window again, who is still knocking on my window again, who is still knocking on my window. the next product that i saw yesterday . A song is being sung...
1. Dad: "What kind of cigarettes did you smoke at a young age, don't quit quickly." ”
Son: "You've been smoking for decades, why haven't you quit?" ”
Dad: "I'm old, it doesn't matter if I quit or not. ”
Son: "I'm young, it's too late to quit later." 2. After dinner, the father asked his son, "Did the teacher leave homework today?" ”
The son replied, "Yes." ”
Dad sighed and said, "Alas, I have to wash the dishes again." 3. At the reception, a woman asked the man next to her, "Who is that ugly monster opposite?" ”
The woman said, "I'm sorry, you look so alike, why didn't I see it?" 4. A young man is trying to confess his heart to the girl he loves.
Although I'm not as rich as Bill; Although I don't have the luxury home and car that Bill owns; Although I can't buy you beautiful diamonds and pearls like Bill can. But I love you. ”
The girl said, "Is Bill married?" 5. The woman sitting behind me holding the little boy looked very familiar, and in order to get close to her, I flattered: "Hi! This little guy looks like your husband. ”
The woman looked at me strangely and replied, "This is my neighbor's child. ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-31."What's your name? "Jiang Yingyu. ”“what's your name?”
Hello, what you said is the same as what I am now, maybe you are both thinking about each other, I'm sober now, as long as you feel that she is worthy of your love, you should go and show her your heart, because you love her, so give her the right to choose, whether she goes or stays, you should be happy.
That Year" Wang Sulong, "Ward No. 4", "Weekend Horror Night" Lin Youjia.
Love can be in action, he loves you so much, what does he need to say? What kind of topic should there be when speaking, men are not like women who can gossip everywhere and talk about the world, talk about clothes, talk about cooking, maybe work is very tiring for him, there is a lot of pressure that I don't want to tell you, let you worry about him, and love you silently It's good to love you in action, unless you often talk to him, let him watch movies with you and have a small activity that will have a common topic. What you can talk about after living for a long time is nothing more than those trivial things in life, unlike when you are in love, you can talk about any hobbies, and after living for a long time, you just enjoy the plain, love each other, and love your family. >>>More
Don't care about other people's eyes, they are not you, can they understand your thoughts? In fact, only you know what you want, you are still young, you will meet the right person in the future, there are still many opportunities, if he really doesn't want to work hard with you, you will separate, after all, two people who do not have a common language, living together, will be very bad, the same for everyone.