Looking for a few jokes about tigers? A little bit about tigers

A pair of brothers and sisters of the tiger family fell in love with each other until the sky was dark, flying sand and rocks, and the sea was dry and rotten. . . However, the elders of the family did not allow this kind of love to exist After careful discussion, everyone decided to punish the tiger brothers and sisters to defend the dignity of the family However, after receiving the harsh punishment, the tiger brothers and sisters expressed their strong dissatisfaction and resentment against the elders for their love Resolutely chose martyrdom... In order to commemorate them, later generations specially sang a song for them:

Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast, one without ears and one without eyes It's weird! It's weird!

Xiaomei: Dad, the tiger has Wang"Words? Dad: Yes. Xiaomei: Don't tigers eat people? Dad: Cannibalism. Xiaomei: That's on its head"Wang"Who wrote it?

There was a mountain in front of it, and there was a hole in the mountain. There's a tiger moving in the hole. He said he was going to eat me, and I said I wasn't available

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to use a tiger to make a sentence, Xiao Ming stood up and said to the teacher: "Teacher, Xiaojun Tiger mine".

The two tigers almost fought, and the tigers discussed: There is nothing to do. Why don't we do it to each other?

Tiger, tiger like to say to you, tiger tiger, I want to say to you, can you talk to me?

I want to say to the tiger, you are the king of the three middle schools, and everyone is afraid of you.

Tigers are carnivores, and you dare to talk to them.

I want to say to the tiger, why am I not as mighty as you, but only submissive.

Is this a joke? Say hello to the tiger hello kitten.

A slap has a ton of striking force: the width of the four claws of a wild tiger is more than 20 centimeters, and this kind of giant claw is more than 300 kilograms long on the tiger's body, and with the impact of 22 meters per second, it can produce a ton of striking force. You can see at night as if it were day:

Tigers have 6 times stronger night vision than humans, allowing them to see in the dark as if they were lacking in daylight, thus increasing the success rate of night predation. China is the only country with four tiger subspecies: the Bengal tiger, the Indochinese tiger, the Siberian tiger and the South China tiger.

1. A slap has a ton of striking force: the width of the four claws of the wild tiger is more than 20 centimeters, and the giant claws of this juvenile crack are more than 300 kilograms on the tiger's body, and with the impact of 22 meters per second, it can produce a ton of striking force.

2. It can see things like day at night: Tigers have 6 times stronger night vision ability than human search and search, which can make them see things like day in the dark, thereby improving the success rate of night predation.

3. China is the only country with four tiger subspecies: the Bengal tiger, the Indochinese tiger, the Siberian tiger and the South China tiger.

4. The South China Tiger is the direct descendant of the tiger's ancestors: The South China Tiger is considered to be the direct descendant of all tiger ancestors in the world, and among the eight subspecies of tigers, the skull shape of the South China Tiger is the closest to the skull shape of the ancestor tiger, and it is the only tiger subspecies that lives only in China.

5. No tiger markings are the same: There are no two tigers in the world with exactly the same markings. The markings are to a tiger what fingerprints are to humans.

There are sayings about tigers:1. The mountain helps the tiger, and the tiger increases the mountain.

2. The tiger will not be deformed when it dies, and the wolf will not be modified when it dies.

3. Riding on the back of a tiger is not afraid of tigers.

4. Tigers can't eat butterflies.

5. The lion wants the snow mountain to protect, and the tiger wants the forest to protect.

6. Tigers are not afraid of high mountains, and fish are not afraid of deep water.

7. The tiger sat down not to salute the empty beam.

8. True friends, fight tigers together, eat meat together; False friends, see the profit, see the harm and leave.

9. Close the door to raise tigers, and tigers hurt people.

10. People don't hurt the tiger's heart, and the tiger hurts people's hearts.

The sayings about tigers are as follows:1. It is difficult to draw dragons and tigers, and it is difficult to draw bones, and you don't know your heart.

2. The loose rope can't bind the real tiger.

3. The tiger lying on its knees does not mean that it is thanking the people of Xingwusui.

4. Close the door to raise tigers, and tigers hurt people.

5. Let the tiger return to the mountain and ask for trouble.

6. Tigers are not afraid of high mountains, and fish are not afraid of deep water.

7. The snake does not kill everyone, and the tiger does not kill and leaves the root of the curse.

8. The tiger is moving.

9. Learn from Wu Song.

Beat the tiger, don't learn the farmer to pity the snake. Calendar spine.

10. The tiger bites the sky and can't bite it.

11. Planting trees and raising covers rotten tigers, and tigers hurt people.

Tigers: big cats; The coat is light yellow or brownish-yellow, full of black horizontal stripes; The head is round, the ears are short, the back of the ears is black, and there is a white spot that is very prominent; The limbs are strong and powerful; The tail is thick and long, with a black ring and a black tail end. Tigers are typical mountain forest animals, ranging from tropical rainforests and evergreen broad-leaved forests in the south to deciduous broad-leaved forests and mixed coniferous and broad-leaved forests in the north.

In Northeast China, it is also often found in mountain ridges, low forest shrubs, rocky or gravel ponds and other mountainous areas to facilitate predation.

Tigers don't like hot weather because they lack sweat glands, and they always look around for shade when summer comes. Because of their excellent swimming skills, they are very fond of swimming, and tigers in hot areas especially like to bathe and play in the ponds. However, their tree-climbing skills are far inferior to their swimming skills, and it is estimated that this is due to their large size and weight.

Find a story about a tiger. Many of the stories of this tiger show that the tiger has to fight the tiger when it drills a hole. At that time, they said that the tigers there were too powerful, so the tigers were generally not easy to fight, and it was impossible for him to reach the tigers without some experience.