Can anyone give me some brilliant and humorous metaphors?

I suggest you take a look at Qian Zhongshu's "The Siege of the City", which has many wonderful and humorous metaphors.

The language and style of "The Siege" are extremely wonderful, and anyone who has read the book will not object to this point of view. If nothing else, just the metaphors and analogies in the book, in my shallow and limited knowledge, I have not found a book that can be compared. Words such as "as if", "like", "as if", and "likely" lead to all sorts of wonderful metaphors, some of which are intriguing, some are thought-provoking, and some are just right.

For example, when Fang Hongjian returned to China and visited the Su family for the first time, "he read the calligraphy, painting and antiques in the guest hall three times, and was thinking that Shen Zipei's foot-squeezing of the word 'human' was like the little feet of an old mother in Beiping, with such thick legs as above, and suddenly a slight meal below, it was over, and it was also a foot"; For example, when Li Meiting was going to see the highway stationmaster, "the 'non-wrinkled tie' filled with wool was shrunk by water, thin and curled, like the braids of an old man in the former Qing Dynasty"; Another example is when Fang Hongjian and Zhao Xinlin were discussing Gao Songnian, "In fact, a person's shortcomings are like a monkey's tail, when the monkey squats on the ground, the tail is invisible, until he climbs up the tree, and the back is for the public to admire, but this red-hipped long tail is already there, not a new logo with a high status."

Brilliant and humorous metaphors such as these are everywhere in the book, as if the author can connect anything to another through metaphor or analogy, and it is just right. It can be seen that Mr. Qian Zhongshu not only has rich association, but also has rich life experience and extraordinary observation ability.

There is also a saying in France. However, not to say that it is a birdcage, it is said to be a besieged castle fortresse assiegee, and those outside the city want to rush in, and those in the city want to escape. In the book, marriage (love) is metaphorized as a siege, and Fang Hongji's performance in the book has always confirmed that "people outside the city want to rush in, and people in the city want to escape".

From Miss Bao at the beginning to Miss Tang, Fang Hong gradually became like a person outside the city, seduced by Miss Bao, chasing the perfect Miss Tang, and rushing into the siege of marriage. After Fang Hong gradually married Sun Roujia, he showed the besieged nature of the city, the two of them laughed at each other's families, quarreled every day, and despised each other, at this time Fang Hong gradually wanted to escape like a person in the city. On the way to Sanlu University, Fang Hongjian said to Zhao Xinlin, "But I think you really married Miss Su, and the taste is not too good."

However, we can expect that if Fang Hong really marries Miss Tang, it will not be enough, and it must be like people outside the city who are thinking about how to escape all day long.

Life is like a beautiful soap bubble.

Camels are known as the ships of the desert, thirst-resistant, and can go without drinking for several days in a state of lack of water, and contribute to others as usual! Perseverance and perseverance.

Scalpers - eat grass, pay a huge force, pay disproportionately to take, bury their heads and contribute to human beings, regardless of the cost! Only know the dedication, not the reward.

The most interesting metaphor I have ever seen is Zhu Ziqing's spring inside, the wind is as gentle as a mother's hand, this is an old-fashioned metaphor, but I think it is very interesting, and it vividly expresses the author's excellent writing skills and skillful skills, I hope you can experience the beauty of Chinese literature like me.

Ginkgo biloba - due to the dioeciousness, long lifespan, symbolizing single-mindedness in love, one is a symbol of longevity.

Willow - one is unintentionally planted in the willow and willow into the shade. It shows that the willow tree is very easy to survive and its vitality is extremely vigorous; The second is that the willow is still in shape, and at the same time, the homonym of the willow seems to be reluctant to give up on relatives, which means that the emotions are rich.

Be a free and happy person without violating the way of heaven and earth. It's like a play, where a good actor knows it's fake, but can express himself more realistically, naturally, and happily than in real life. It's the same with life.

The most important thing for us is not to care about truth and falsehood, gain and loss, fame and fortune, high and cheap, rich and poor, but how to live happily and find the poetry of life from it. To a certain extent, imperfection in life is the norm, and perfection is the abnormal, just as the truth of "the full moon is less and the lack of the moon is more". With this understanding of life, we will soon become more accessible and at ease, and our troubles and gloom will go away with the wind.

Lin Yutang.

There are many metaphors in the siege, such as the two slits in the eyes of a child under two years old, and the eyebrows are so high that they are far away from each other. Another example is the viciousness of Mrs. Sun's loyal and honest people, like the grit in the rice or the uncleaned thorns in the bone fish fillet, which will give people a kind of pain that they do not expect.

"One of the things that Chinese intellectuals often say when discussing social issues is that others are too ignorant. For example, when I was studying overseas, I saw an article in "People**" (overseas edition), saying that the level of college students is too low now, and I don't even know "Guo Lu Maoba". I think it's a Mongol, and I don't know why I should know about him.

I thought about it in the middle of the night before I came up with it, and it turned out that he was Mr. Guo Moruo, Lu Xun, Mao Dun, and Ba Jin.

There was a duck named Xiao Huang, once he was crushed by a car when he crossed the street, and he turned into a small cucumber with a croak, this sentence is very humorous and funny.

I once read Lu Xun's "Juvenile Leap Earth", in which he described the scene of the leap earth, I felt very picturesque, quite funny, and full of irony for others.

If you can pass the exam, then the sow can go up the tree, this sentence is very humorous, I saw it while watching the TV series.

I studied a text by Lu Xun in junior high school, and the most impressive sentence is that he pointed at the thousands of people coldly, bowing his head and being willing to be a son of a cow, this sentence mentions a spirit of Lu Xun.

I think you're pretty good at picking on fish, this sentence sounds funny and humorous, but it means that you have too many things to do.

There is a saying: you go to the construction site to lift steel bars and move bricks, see that your ability to lift the bar is quite strong. I think this sentence is a more euphemistic, ironic sentence.